Our Sadistic Doom - disturbed, you will be now..

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Our Sadistic Doom - disturbed, you will be now..
OP - February 25, 2009, 02:20 PM
Just a little collection of Allahs favourite ways to teach us why we should respect his advice:
- Boiling water will be poured over their heads so they will melt away. The worst thing is that the people in Hell will never die; instead after their bodies have melted, their bodies will be restored back and this will continue so they will be in constant pain and agony.
- Neither backbite one another. Would one of you like to eat the flesh of his dead brother? [Qur?an 49:12].
- Sahih Bukhari 23:422, "When a human being is laid in his grave two angels come to him and make him sit and ask him: What did you use to say about Muhammad? ... a non-believer will say to the angels, 'I do not know' It will be said to him, 'Neither did you know nor did you take the guidance (by reciting the Qur?an).' Then he will be hit with an iron hammer between his two ears
- Al-Bukhari records he was told that a man had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, "Satan urinated in his ears.?
- The person who drinks alcohol or anything intoxicating. They will be given pus to drink in Hell. [Ahmad].
- Qur?an it says, Jahannamis will be given thorns to eat and boiling water to drink. They will also be given food to eat which will stick to their throat, so it will neither go in nor come out.
- Among the people in Hell, the least punishment given will be that ones shoes and laces will be made of fire and this in turn will make their brain boil like a cauldron.
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Reply #1 - February 25, 2009, 02:52 PM

God doesn't have a very good imagination. I've seen better torture on the tv.

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Reply #2 - February 25, 2009, 02:55 PM

So what does your God dish out - bowls of spaghetti?

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Reply #3 - February 25, 2009, 03:21 PM

FSM heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. I'm not sure they have a hell.

The descriptions of Islamic hell in the OP are hilarious. Boiling water, pus and Satan's urine - what a cocktail. I can't wait.

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Reply #4 - February 25, 2009, 03:39 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on February 25, 2009, 03:21 PM
FSM heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. I'm not sure they have a hell.

The descriptions of Islamic hell in the OP are hilarious. Boiling water, pus and Satan's urine - what a cocktail. I can't wait.

From what I can remember pastafarian hell is similar to heaven except the beer is stale and the strippers are infectious and ugly.

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Reply #5 - February 25, 2009, 04:11 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 25, 2009, 03:39 PM
Quote from: Cheetah on February 25, 2009, 03:21 PM
FSM heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. I'm not sure they have a hell.

The descriptions of Islamic hell in the OP are hilarious. Boiling water, pus and Satan's urine - what a cocktail. I can't wait.

From what I can remember pastafarian hell is similar to heaven except the beer is stale and the strippers are infectious and ugly.

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Reply #7 - February 25, 2009, 04:56 PM

Why does a so called noble God need people to believe or burn them in Hell or send them to limbo? Christianity or Islam has this scare tactic- Believe or Hell(or limbo). I've read somewhere that its not neccessary for Jews to believe in YHWH to be a Jew. My Christian Scriptures teacher says that God is a jealous God because he's like a possessive husband- so just like a possessive husband won't like his wife fooling about with someone else, God won't like his people messing about with other god\s either. She gives this example of Christian God=jealous husband loads of times. IMO, thats a silly analogy bacause these monotheistic faiths claim that other god doesn't exist so worshipping a non existing God is like a wife having an affair with a non existing man.

Ironically for Jews,its not neccesary to believe in YHWH, as long as they don't believe in some other God, so te Jewish God is like a husband who doesn't mind if his wife isn't sleeping with him, as long as she isn't sleeping with someone else!

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Reply #8 - February 25, 2009, 05:10 PM

Basically for a Jew, it is not necessary to be a jew for going to Heaven. Righteous gentiles will also go to Heaven. For Jains, Sikhs, Buddhist and Hindus also it is not necessary to belong to that religion to get liberation, good Karma is what matters.

Islam and Christianity has frightening God. However, I have met Catholics who do't believe Hell as place of literal troture, they say it is just absence of God.
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Reply #9 - February 25, 2009, 05:15 PM

Quote from: Calm on February 25, 2009, 05:10 PM
Basically for a Jew, it is not necessary to be a jew for going to Heaven. Righteous gentiles will also go to Heaven. For Jains, Sikhs, Buddhist and Hindus also it is not necessary to belong to that religion to get liberation, good Karma is what matters.

Islam and Christianity has frightening God. However, I have met Catholics who do't believe Hell as place of literal troture, they say it is just absence of God.

That sounds similar to the Orthodox Christian doctrine. Not all Catholics have to believe in official doctrine, at any rate.

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Reply #10 - February 25, 2009, 05:29 PM

Quote from: Rashna on February 25, 2009, 04:56 PM
My Christian Scriptures teacher says that God is a jealous God because he's like a possessive husband- so just like a possessive husband won't like his wife fooling about with someone else, God won't like his people messing about with other god\s either.
Ironically for Jews,its not neccesary to believe in YHWH, as long as they don't believe in some other God, so te Jewish God is like a husband who doesn't mind if his wife isn't sleeping with him, as long as she isn't sleeping with someone else!

Is your Christian scriptures teacher a christian, or does she just teach it - dont understand how she can call her God jealous otherwise? Also is the Christian God male?

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Reply #11 - February 25, 2009, 06:00 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 25, 2009, 03:39 PM
Quote from: Cheetah on February 25, 2009, 03:21 PM
FSM heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. I'm not sure they have a hell.

The descriptions of Islamic hell in the OP are hilarious. Boiling water, pus and Satan's urine - what a cocktail. I can't wait.

From what I can remember pastafarian hell is similar to heaven except the beer is stale and the strippers are infectious and ugly.

That's hell.

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Reply #12 - February 25, 2009, 06:41 PM

Quote from: IsLame on February 25, 2009, 05:29 PM
Quote from: Rashna on February 25, 2009, 04:56 PM
My Christian Scriptures teacher says that God is a jealous God because he's like a possessive husband- so just like a possessive husband won't like his wife fooling about with someone else, God won't like his people messing about with other god\s either.
Ironically for Jews,its not neccesary to believe in YHWH, as long as they don't believe in some other God, so te Jewish God is like a husband who doesn't mind if his wife isn't sleeping with him, as long as she isn't sleeping with someone else!

Is your Christian scriptures teacher a christian, or does she just teach it - dont understand how she can call her God jealous otherwise? Also is the Christian God male?

Course she is a Christian, a very devout one at that, and an Islamophobe . She doesn't call her God jealous just like that, she was explaining the Ten Commandments when someone first asked her this question & this is how she explained God's jealousy. She also said that Hindus displease God by worshipping false gods & Muslims by worshipping the Devil in the form of God. After that, for the last few classes she keeps mentioning God =jealous or rather as she calls it God is zealous

As for whether God is male she calls God our Father- a stern but loving Father so obviously he's male. Also(this is my view) all three parts of the Christian God is male, there's the Father & the Son but instead of a mother(the semi divinity of Mary nothwithstanding) there's a Holy Spirit. In the Ancient Egyptian Trinity there's a Father, Son & Mother.

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Reply #13 - February 25, 2009, 06:43 PM

Dont muslim parents complain about her openly anti-islamic rhetoric?

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Reply #14 - February 25, 2009, 06:50 PM

Quote from: IsLame on February 25, 2009, 06:43 PM
Dont muslim parents complain about her openly anti-islamic rhetoric?

She has both an openly anti Muslim & anti Hindu rhetoric, so both sorts of parents should complain-somehow they don't. I don't think many of us actually bother to go home & discuss this stuff with our parents or urge them to take action. We think she's a big fool, no one takes her seriously.

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Reply #15 - February 25, 2009, 06:59 PM

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Also(this is my view) all three parts of the Christian God is male, there's the Father & the Son but instead of a mother(the semi divinity of Mary nothwithstanding) there's a Holy Spirit.

Isn't the Holy Poltergeist supposed to be feminine or gender-neutral?

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Reply #16 - February 25, 2009, 07:04 PM

This site says he's to be referred to as a man, although he's not exclusively male. But there's no basis to believe that Holy Poltergeist is the female member of the trio.www.gotquestions.org/Holy-Spirit-gender.html

P.S. This site says some peculiar stuff, like all apologetics. It says: As a man comes into a woman from without to make her pregnant, so God creates the universe from without rather than birthing it from within . . . As a woman cannot impregnate herself, so the universe cannot create itself.

So Universe is the woman?Man makes baby with woman, God makes Universe with whom? And woman theoretically can impregnate herself, it happens in some creatures, its called parthenogenesis, but it hasn't been observed in humans as yet. Its the man who can't create by himself.

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Reply #17 - February 27, 2009, 03:47 PM

If anyone wants to read, or use as a source, I have found an english translation of Sahih Bukari, one of 2 of the official hadith, on scribd:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2402457/Sahih-Bukhari-English-Translation-Hadith-Book

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Reply #18 - February 27, 2009, 08:01 PM

Quote from: Rashna on February 25, 2009, 07:04 PM
This site says he's to be referred to as a man, although he's not exclusively male. But there's no basis to believe that Holy Poltergeist is the female member of the trio.www.gotquestions.org/Holy-Spirit-gender.html

P.S. This site says some peculiar stuff, like all apologetics. It says: As a man comes into a woman from without to make her pregnant, so God creates the universe from without rather than birthing it from within . . . As a woman cannot impregnate herself, so the universe cannot create itself.

So Universe is the woman?Man makes baby with woman, God makes Universe with whom? And woman theoretically can impregnate herself, it happens in some creatures, its called parthenogenesis, but it hasn't been observed in humans as yet. Its the man who can't create by himself.

That's a bloody interesting point , Rashna. As far as I know, (Anybody knows more, please let me know), parthenogenesis occurs up to reptilian level (Komodo dragons and tortoises). In mammals we find the hyoid cyst phenomen which may be a related syndrome.
Up to amphibian level, it's certainly the case that all an egg needs to start cell division is a scratch on the cell's outer membrane to produce a fully functional hatchling. this can also be the case with some primitive reptiles.
As we all know, many things can go wrong in both unfertilised and fertilised egg cells: twins are a classic example and even incompletely separated twinned embryos are capable of survival after birth.

For those who don't know, a hyoid or ovarian cyst is a mammalian egg that starts to divide without having been fertilised and develops into a partially differentiated ball of cells, up to 4 kg in weight, having hair, teeth and other recognisable structural features, whilst the rest of it is a scrambled mess. This may be a regressive characteristic in mammals.
Of course we're all au fait with the workings of cloning too.

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