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Topic: Mother nature's miracle trees

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Mother nature's miracle trees
OP - March 19, 2009, 05:50 PM

Wow! Look at these! Aren't they wonderful?

Aphrodite Akbar!

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #1 - March 19, 2009, 06:37 PM

Something for the ladies:

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #2 - March 19, 2009, 06:52 PM

Quote from: Aziz on March 19, 2009, 06:37 PM
Something for the ladies:

(Clicky for piccy!)

Its an infidel tree in need of circumcision

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #3 - March 19, 2009, 09:04 PM

Wow, is it wrong that the last two female tree pics turned me on?

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #4 - March 19, 2009, 09:11 PM

Quote from: Pazuzu on March 19, 2009, 09:04 PM
Wow, is it wrong that the last two female tree pics turned me on?

Yes, because

they are trees

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #5 - March 19, 2009, 10:04 PM

So? Interspecies sex is ok, surely? I mean lions and tigers do it, various types of insects do it, etc. Plus that dancer tree is so HOT!

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #6 - March 19, 2009, 10:10 PM

ok, ok - but first come first served. As long as I can have the last tree posted, you can take your pick

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #7 - March 20, 2009, 12:01 AM

You guys are a worry.

The dancer tree is pretty amazing though. Would be a cool thing to have in your garden.

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #8 - March 20, 2009, 12:09 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on March 20, 2009, 12:01 AM
You guys are a worry.

The dancer tree is pretty amazing though. Would be a cool thing to have in your garden.

Is that tree giving your trunk a woody?

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #9 - March 20, 2009, 12:11 AM

Not as such. I just think its rather nifty.

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Reply #10 - March 20, 2009, 11:52 AM

That dancing tree is pretty

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Reply #11 - March 20, 2009, 02:54 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on March 20, 2009, 12:01 AM
You guys are a worry.

The dancer tree is pretty amazing though. Would be a cool thing to have in your garden.

Were you making a pass at my girlfriend?

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #12 - March 20, 2009, 04:59 PM

Bitch, fuck you, she's MY dancer tree!

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Reply #13 - March 20, 2009, 06:49 PM

Quote from: Pazuzu on March 20, 2009, 04:59 PM
Bitch, fuck you, she's MY dancer tree!

You bastard guy. So Os was your wingman then. good play.

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #14 - March 20, 2009, 08:07 PM

Quote from: Aziz on March 19, 2009, 05:50 PM
Aphrodite Akbar!

LOL I like that!

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Re: Mother nature's miracle trees
Reply #15 - March 20, 2009, 08:17 PM

Blimey!
I like the dancing tree.

PS: penis tree got no balls :(

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