Next I want to post certain extremely funny Hadiths which is fine according to a 7th century tribal faith & its Prophet's limited knowledge, but seems highly absurd today!
Here are some such Hadiths:
Sahih Muslim Book 028, Number 5612:
Buraida reported on the authority of his father that Allah?s Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: He who played chess is like one who dyed his hand with the flesh and blood of swine.
So the game of chess which actually sharpens your brain is like dyeing hands blood, huh? Does this explain why Muslims are so outnumbered by Jews in the Noble Prizes?
Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 537:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said ?If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.?
Another instance of "Islamic science"?
Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 65, Number 366:
Narrated Ibn ?Abbas:
The Prophet said, ?When you eat, do not wipe your hands till you have licked it, or had it licked by somebody else.?
Someone else lick your hands? But seriously, gross!!!
Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 636:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, ?The effect of an evil eye is a fact.? And he prohibited tattooing.
Hear that all unsuperstitious folks! Prophet says evil eye is a fact, must be so!
Sahih Bukhari Volume 2, Book 21, Number 245:
Narrated ?Abdullah :
A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h.) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, ?Satan urinated in his ears.?
Satan urinating in someone's ears' while he slept?IMO, the funniest!
Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 509:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, ?Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: ?Ha?, Satan will laugh at him.?
Again, irrational & stupid words!
Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, ?If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.?
Listen folks! Just like one Santa gives all the world's kids' presents for Christmas, one Satan stays in all sleeping folks' noses all night!!! Its true, Mo says so, must be so!
Sahih Bukhari Volume 5, Book 58, Number 188:
Narrated ?Amr bin Maimun:
During the pre-Islamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them.
Hear that, all those who oppose stonings? Monkeys apparently stone for adultery too!