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  • In The Barzakh III
     OP - April 14, 2009, 07:10 PM
    Welcome to our third contestant, a man who's certainly not afraid to speak his mind regardless of whose feathers get ruffled - the ever-controversial Awais.    parrot

    Welcome Awais...

    - If you were a cartoon character who would you be?

    - Do you have any tattoos?

    - Do you have any pets?

    - What's your favourite food?

    - When was the last time you went on a date?

    - Alien or Predator?



    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #1 - April 14, 2009, 07:16 PM
    What are your favourite type of movies?
    What is the funniest film you have watched?
    You ever been drunk?
    What is your favourite item of clothing that you own?
    On a scale of 1-100, how heterosexual are you?
    What is the best meal you can cook?
    What type of porn are you into?
    Have you ever been in love, and what happened?
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  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #2 - April 14, 2009, 07:27 PM
    Thanks for the flattering intro Cheetah Smiley.

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    - If you were a cartoon character who would you be?

    Tuff one... Daffy Duck! Not when he's jealous of Bugs, but when he's really Looney, as in "Boobs in the woods", or "Yankee Doodle Daffy"

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    - Do you have any tattoos?

    No, though my friend keeps pestering me to get one. Smiley If I were to get one, I think a line from a Yiddish poem would be cool: "Der Gott fun mayn umgloybn iz prektik" "The God of my disbelief is magnificent" Smiley

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    - Do you have any pets?

    Not currently. I've had rabbits before, a cat, dog when I was a kid.

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    - What's your favourite food?

    Anything with tomatoe sauce. My grampa's spaghetti  Afro

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    - When was the last time you went on a date?

    Last night/this morning Wink

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    - Alien or Predator?

    I don't care for either, but Alien seems cooler.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #3 - April 14, 2009, 07:31 PM
    Do you actually wanna be in the Barzakh?

    If yes, why? If no, why not?
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #4 - April 14, 2009, 07:40 PM
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    What are your favourite type of movies?

    Drama I guess.

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    What is the funniest film you have watched?

    Tie between Pootie Tang and The Big Lebowski.

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    You ever been drunk?

    Nope. Don't want to lose control, act stupid. I haven't got the urge to go drinking with friends yet, though I've often considered it.

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    What is your favourite item of clothing that you own?

    I'm wearing my favourite outfit right now. Just the most comfortable jeans, shirt, and jacket I have. Nothing special. I've got some bad ass mocassins lined with wool  Afro.

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    On a scale of 1-100, how heterosexual are you?

    100. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, and dudes just don't do it for me.

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    What is the best meal you can cook?

    Whenever I am motivated to cook, it's usually desserts. Bean Pie.

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    What type of porn are you into?

    I prefer one-on-one male-female, brunettes of all ethnicities. Don't like blondes, unrealistic breasts, or girls who talk too much Cheesy

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    Have you ever been in love, and what happened?

    Yeah. She decided to sit on the swings next to someone else Grin
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #5 - April 14, 2009, 07:41 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 14, 2009, 07:31 PM
    Do you actually wanna be in the Barzakh?

    If yes, why? If no, why not?

    Yeah. I enjoy the attention Smiley
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #6 - April 14, 2009, 07:43 PM
    What is your dream?Your perfect life?

    What is your aim for the future?

    What would you do if you found out your best friend had cancer and wasnt gonna make it past the next 3 months?

    Biggest regret?

    If you could have anything, what would it be?
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #7 - April 14, 2009, 07:50 PM
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    What is your dream?Your perfect life?

    I dunno. Be a professor and study and teach all day? Smiley

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    What is your aim for the future?

    My newly discovered uncle (was put up for adoption by my grandma before she married my grampa, she was too young and unable to raise him, he looked for and found her last year) is in the FBI, sending me information on joining. I dunno.

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    What would you do if you found out your best friend had cancer and wasnt gonna make it past the next 3 months?

    I would put my life on hold and be there for him or her (right now it's a her).

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    Biggest regret?

    Not doing my homework in high school and missing all those scholarships.

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    If you could have anything, what would it be?

    Knowledge without effort.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #8 - April 14, 2009, 07:54 PM
    What's the hardest thing you had to get through by yourself?

    What are you most afraid of?

    What kind of people did you hang around with at school?

    What, if any, is your most favourite sport?

    Favourite food and drink?

  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #9 - April 14, 2009, 08:02 PM
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    What's the hardest thing you had to get through by yourself?

    My mother's death, funeral, grieving.

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    What are you most afraid of?

    Becoming a vegetable?

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    What kind of people did you hang around with at school?

    "I traveled in large groups of one" Grin. I got along with most everyone, but didn't stick with any particular clique.

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    What, if any, is your most favourite sport?

    Soccer/Football is fun to play. I don't care to watch sports though.

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    Favourite food and drink?

    Foods with tomatoe sauce, pizza, spaghetti, lasagne... Pepsi, pineapple juice, guava juice, thai ice tea, chai...
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #10 - April 14, 2009, 08:07 PM
    If you had to choose between spaghetti or lasagne which would win?

    Sergeant Ripley or Sarah Connor - who would win in a fist fight?

    What's your favourite scary movie?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #11 - April 14, 2009, 08:08 PM
    Have you gotten over your mothers death? What stops you from breaking down?

    What crowd do you hang with nowadays?

    What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

    How low would you go for a million US dollars?

    What was your most favourite holiday so far?
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #12 - April 14, 2009, 08:13 PM
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    If you had to choose between spaghetti or lasagne which would win?

    Depends on who's cooking.

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    Sergeant Ripley or Sarah Connor - who would win in a fist fight?

    It didn't come to mind at first who they were Grin. Sigourney Weaver I guess.

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    What's your favourite scary movie?

    I'm not really into scary movies. Silence of the Lambs? "Hello Clarece" "I ate his liver with fava beans"
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #13 - April 14, 2009, 08:25 PM
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    Have you gotten over your mothers death? What stops you from breaking down?

    I'm not as paralyzed by grief as I was. Time has worn away the pain, like water slowly chipping away at rocks.

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    What crowd do you hang with nowadays?

    Mostly my Mexican friend and her fam, and my fam.

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    What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

    First thing that came to mind was Prince singing "Could you be the most beautiful girl in the world? Could you be..? Plain to see, you're the reason that God made the girl. Oh yes you are!"

    I dunno.

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    How low would you go for a million US dollars?

    Start naming stuff.

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    What was your most favourite holiday so far?

    I've had some awesome Christmases and Birthdays as a kid. But I've no holidays I look forward to celebrating.

    (Or do you mean holiday as in vacation?) As for vacation, I have a few. Getting lost in the ghetto in Philly, going to the top of the Empire State Building and getting a 'Royale w/Cheese" at McDonalds in Times Square in NYC... Arizona, Ohio, every time I go to Seattle.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #14 - April 14, 2009, 08:30 PM
    Post the song you're on about. Its hard seeing what you mean.

    Would you eat shit for a million US dollars?

    Lost in a Philly ghetto? How was that?

    Who is the most important person(s) in your life right now?

    TV or Internet?

    Are you afraid of dieing?

    What was your worst nightmare?
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #15 - April 14, 2009, 08:33 PM
    Would you lick a live tarantula for a million dollars?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #16 - April 14, 2009, 08:43 PM
    Would you eat kangaroo anus for a million dollars?
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  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #17 - April 14, 2009, 08:49 PM
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    Post the song you're on about. Its hard seeing what you mean.

    Youtube doesn't have it (legal stuff, Prince don't want it on there, loser.)

    (Hope this embeds)
    http://media.imeem.com/v/uJzY9iFvWW/aus=false/pv=2

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    Would you eat shit for a million US dollars?

    How much shit? What kind of shit?

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    Lost in a Philly ghetto? How was that?

    It was cool. I was really muslim back then. Wore my kufi, and no one disrespected me. Found some muslims and figured out where I was Smiley.

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    Who is the most important person(s) in your life right now?

    Either my mexican friend, or my internet pal in Australia.

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    TV or Internet?

    Internet. Most def.

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    Are you afraid of dieing?

    I don't want to die anytime soon, there's still much I want to do. I worry about how my family will carry on without me, as I will be the only male when my grampa passes away. I hate to think how poorly they'd have to carry on without me.

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    What was your worst nightmare?

    Quote from: awais on November 11, 2008, 04:10 PM
    I've had sleep paralysis a couple years ago. Thought I saw an ominous Jinn hovering over me, staring into my eyes with his dark blue glowing eyes in his black face. After I could move again and wasn't so afraid, I got up, said some prayers, and looked around the house to see if everything else was ok. I didn't see anyone. But my sister says I came into livingroom and looked right at her. She said I was reciting some weird poetry in my sleep before that. Weird.


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    Would you lick a live tarantula for a million dollars?

    They're poisonous right? Yeah sure, if it's mouth was taped shut or something.

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    Would you eat kangaroo anus for a million dollars?

    Sure.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #18 - April 14, 2009, 09:37 PM
    How do you find out about your handy, maybe not-all-legal video & music websites?

    Habla Espa?ol?

    Do you still keep up the Muslim facade? In what ways and why?

    How was Wolverine?

    Place you'd want to live if you could live anywhere?
    "when you've got thousands of hadith/sunnah and a book like the Qur'an where abrogation is propagated by some; anyone with a grudge and some time on their hands can find something to confirm what ever they wish"- Kaiwai
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #19 - April 14, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Wow, can't believe no-one's asked this one yet:

    What was getting circumcised like? Did it hurt? Did you get any anesthetic? Were there a bunch of other people around? Was it embarrassing? Gross? Scary? Did it hurt afterwards? For how long?

    Also, what part of Philly were you lost in? If you don't know exactly give me some landmarks and maybe I can figure it out.
    fuck you
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #20 - April 15, 2009, 07:34 AM
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    How do you find out about your handy, maybe not-all-legal video & music websites?

    Google Smiley

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    Habla Espa?ol?

    Muy poquito

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    Do you still keep up the Muslim facade? In what ways and why?

    Not so much lately. I stopped going to Jumuah regularly, and it feels great. I went the other day and it sucked. I'm just muslim when I'm around muslims I know.

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    How was Wolverine?

    Fuckin' awesome.

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    Place you'd want to live if you could live anywhere?

    I was thinking maybe some tropical island. I had a friend in Indonesia, but then I'd have to be muslim. ? Maybe California or thereabouts?
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #21 - April 15, 2009, 07:41 AM
    Quote from: Q-Man on April 14, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Wow, can't believe no-one's asked this one yet:

    What was getting circumcised like? Did it hurt? Did you get any anesthetic? Were there a bunch of other people around? Was it embarrassing? Gross? Scary? Did it hurt afterwards? For how long?

    Good question. I was waiting for a nice juicy question.

    Hell yeah it hurt. They knocked me out to do the operation, gave me narcotics for the pain. Far as I know, only my ma and sister knew (and the people in the operating room, and nurses). It hurt for around two weeks, didn't hurt to pee, but hurt everytime I got an erection. I remember I thought I'd recovered, went for a walk, then it hurt like a bitch. Walked home very slowly Grin.

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    Also, what part of Philly were you lost in? If you don't know exactly give me some landmarks and maybe I can figure it out.

    Germantown. Didn't even know I was there when I got lost Smiley.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #22 - April 15, 2009, 10:15 PM
    C'mon, bring on the questions!  dance
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #23 - April 15, 2009, 10:22 PM
    What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

    Have you ever seen a ghost, or had any other type of woo woo experience?

    Did you vote in the last election?  If yes, who did you vote for?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #24 - April 16, 2009, 12:43 AM
    Quote from: awais on April 15, 2009, 07:41 AM
    Quote from: Q-Man on April 14, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Wow, can't believe no-one's asked this one yet:

    What was getting circumcised like? Did it hurt? Did you get any anesthetic? Were there a bunch of other people around? Was it embarrassing? Gross? Scary? Did it hurt afterwards? For how long?

    Good question. I was waiting for a nice juicy question.

    Hell yeah it hurt. They knocked me out to do the operation, gave me narcotics for the pain. Far as I know, only my ma and sister knew (and the people in the operating room, and nurses). It hurt for around two weeks, didn't hurt to pee, but hurt everytime I got an erection. I remember I thought I'd recovered, went for a walk, then it hurt like a bitch. Walked home very slowly Grin.

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    Also, what part of Philly were you lost in? If you don't know exactly give me some landmarks and maybe I can figure it out.

    Germantown. Didn't even know I was there when I got lost Smiley.


    Ah! Germantown. In terms of Philly ghettos you could do worse. Germantown's weird-- some streets are super fucked-up and some are cool. Some good clubs and bars around there-- too bad you were a Muslim when you went.  Wink

    So, what were you doing in Philly and how did you end up in Germantown?
    fuck you
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #25 - April 16, 2009, 04:57 AM
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    What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

    It was supposed to be 'Waltz with Bashir', but I couldn't wake up to go see it. Really dissapointed with myself (only two showings in town, slept through both). So it was 'Fast and Furious'. Okay movie, not so great.

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    Have you ever seen a ghost, or had any other type of woo woo experience?

    Quote from: awais on November 11, 2008, 04:10 PM
    I've had sleep paralysis a couple years ago. Thought I saw an ominous Jinn hovering over me, staring into my eyes with his dark blue glowing eyes in his black face. After I could move again and wasn't so afraid, I got up, said some prayers, and looked around the house to see if everything else was ok. I didn't see anyone. But my sister says I came into livingroom and looked right at her. She said I was reciting some weird poetry in my sleep before that. Weird.


    When I was a kid I was in a truck, and the manual locks started going up and down by themselves, and the radio was buggin' out. And when I was around 15 my sister and I heard whispering (and footsteps) in my grandma's house when it was only us two there. And doors that are hard to open and close would do so by themselves. Grampa called an Orthodox priest to come bless the house Grin.

    You?

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    Did you vote in the last election?  If yes, who did you vote for?

    Yup. Obama.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #26 - April 16, 2009, 05:01 AM
    Quote from: Q-Man on April 16, 2009, 12:43 AM
    Ah! Germantown. In terms of Philly ghettos you could do worse. Germantown's weird-- some streets are super fucked-up and some are cool. Some good clubs and bars around there-- too bad you were a Muslim when you went.  Wink

    So, what were you doing in Philly and how did you end up in Germantown?

    I wasn't in Germantown when I started out, dunno where I was. I was in Harrisburg, took the Amtrak into Philly just to see it, and see the muslims there. I was told to avoid Germantown and to go to some other masjid, but I forgot my map at home 015. Was glad I found someplace I at least heard of, even if it was to be avoided Grin.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #27 - April 16, 2009, 06:11 AM
    Do you regret the circumcision?

    How did you learn about Islam? What attracted you to it?

    What's your favorite emoticon?

    Cats or dogs?

    How do you feel about Obama now that he's president?

    Harry Potter fan?
    "when you've got thousands of hadith/sunnah and a book like the Qur'an where abrogation is propagated by some; anyone with a grudge and some time on their hands can find something to confirm what ever they wish"- Kaiwai
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #28 - April 16, 2009, 06:27 AM
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    Do you regret the circumcision?

    Sometimes I feel like I may have lost some sensitivity and am missing out. I dunno.

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    How did you learn about Islam? What attracted you to it?

    My mother converted, then I read about it to know what she got into. I converted 6 months after her.

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    What's your favorite emoticon?

    Grin

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    Cats or dogs?

    Frogs. dance

    Dogs. More fun. But they stink and want to lick you in the face. Cats are chill, but not as as fun.

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    How do you feel about Obama now that he's president?

    He's got a lot on his plate, I wouldn't want to be in his position. But I'm glad it's him and not McCain/Palin (crazy bitch).

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    Harry Potter fan?

    When I was in middle school Grin.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: In The Barzakh III
     Reply #29 - April 16, 2009, 11:55 PM
    Quote from: awais on April 16, 2009, 06:27 AM
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    How did you learn about Islam? What attracted you to it?

    My mother converted, then I read about it to know what she got into. I converted 6 months after her.


    Hmm interesting, I would've given anything for my parents to convert when I told them about my conversion. So how did your mom find out about Islam?

    What did you read that made you think it was The Truth?

    Quote from: awais on April 16, 2009, 06:27 AM
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    Cats or dogs?

    Frogs. dance


    Have you tried licking them?   Tongue

    Quote from: awais on April 16, 2009, 06:27 AM
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    How do you feel about Obama now that he's president?

    He's got a lot on his plate, I wouldn't want to be in his position. But I'm glad it's him and not McCain/Palin (crazy bitch).


    Would Tina Fey make a better VP?

    Quote from: awais on April 16, 2009, 06:27 AM
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    Harry Potter fan?

    When I was in middle school Grin.

     ohmy shame on you, a true fan is a fan for life  dance
    "when you've got thousands of hadith/sunnah and a book like the Qur'an where abrogation is propagated by some; anyone with a grudge and some time on their hands can find something to confirm what ever they wish"- Kaiwai
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