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 Topic: Do women watch porn?

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  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #120 - July 13, 2010, 07:16 PM

    should have been hotmale.cum


     Cheesy
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #121 - July 14, 2010, 02:10 AM

    should have been hotmale.cum

    I tried to use "penis" as my email password, but they said it was too long - Anonymous

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #122 - July 14, 2010, 02:13 AM

     Cheesy
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #123 - July 14, 2010, 03:47 PM

    I tried to use "penis" as my email password, but they said it was too long - Anonymous



    bwahahahaha! Class!

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #124 - July 14, 2010, 03:49 PM

    I miss Tut.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #125 - July 14, 2010, 03:52 PM

    Didn't know him well enough, but sometimes he was a bit of an odd egg :/

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #126 - July 14, 2010, 04:28 PM

    I have a female friend who watches porn and draws porn  cool2
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #127 - July 14, 2010, 05:46 PM

    I have a female friend who watches porn and draws porn  cool2


    Her email please.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #128 - July 14, 2010, 07:18 PM

    I have a female friend who watches porn and draws porn  cool2

    If I get to draw that good someday, I'd definitely draw for money. There are countless people who are ready to pay you! If there's money, I don't care how weird the fetishes are, as long as it's not something serious like rape or pedophilia. Also it would be good practice for me! dance

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #129 - July 14, 2010, 07:33 PM

    I remember when I was 10-ish I went through this phase of drawing explicitly pornographic images 24/7. At home, at school, all the fucking time. It started after I found a penthouse magazine in my neighbour backyard and stole it. I was fascinated with the female body and sexual acts that I saw in it and would obsessively draw the female form every chance I had a blank piece of paper.

    My dad eventually found pages of pages of my pornographic sketches stashed away under my bed and smacked me real hard. Actually, come to think of it that weird moment has always been this awkward thing drove a wedge between me and my dad.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #130 - July 14, 2010, 07:47 PM

    Omg, you guys are dissing twilight on a porn thread?! Weirdos!

    And for your information, twilight is actually very sweet.  Ok it's childish, but we were all teenagers one day, meh!  To be honest it is only enjoyable if you have read the books. 

    Plus Edward Cullen is hot, I don't care what you all say, he is just described so beautifully and guys get jealous. Tongue Robert Pattinson is gorgeous, and that steroid-injected 16 year old is pitiful!

     Angry

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #131 - July 14, 2010, 08:03 PM

    No Pattinson is very attractive. No guy would deny that. Everybody is just jealous.

    He's the reason your wife or girlfriend has stopped having sex with you.
    On top of that, Pattinson’s character is every woman’s fantasy—a dangerous though non-threatening protector with great hair and a bulletproof jawline, who, instead of getting tanked and groping you for five minutes before passing out, cradles you in his sober arms all night long, listening to you talk for hours on end without saying a word and without ever falling asleep.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #132 - July 14, 2010, 08:04 PM

     Cheesy  Perfect man, you are right. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #133 - July 14, 2010, 08:04 PM

    Omg, you guys are dissing twilight on a porn thread?! Weirdos!

    And for your information, twilight is actually very sweet.  Ok it's childish, but we were all teenagers one day, meh!  To be honest it is only enjoyable if you have read the books.  

    Plus Edward Cullen is hot, I don't care what you all say, he is just described so beautifully and guys get jealous. Tongue Robert Pattinson is gorgeous, and that steroid-injected 16 year old is pitiful!

     Angry


    he is so untanned it is really creepy on a male

    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #134 - July 14, 2010, 08:06 PM

    Yes, a man who does not like a chick flick must be jealous of the male actors in it. Makes perfect sense.

    This is why your friends call you cock-breath IA.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #135 - July 14, 2010, 08:10 PM

    he is so untanned it is really creepy on a male


    You being racist now? Tongue

    Pasty looking guys are cute and deserve affection too!  040

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #136 - July 14, 2010, 08:13 PM

    Robert flattyface isn't even attractive. :/ There are some very good looking guys in twilight but he's just meh.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #137 - July 14, 2010, 08:14 PM

    Robert flattyface



    Grin

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #138 - July 14, 2010, 08:16 PM

    Robert flattyface isn't even attractive. :/ There are some very good looking guys in twilight but he's just meh.


    You have a crush on him, I can sense it. 'Tis ok lil one.  far away hug

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #139 - July 14, 2010, 08:27 PM

    Yes, a man who does not like a chick flick must be jealous of the male actors in it. Makes perfect sense.

    I said he's good looking. I didn't say the movie is good.



    This is why your friends call you cock-breath IA.

    I'm not sure your mum considers me a friend. Maybe a toyboy but not a friend. And what can I do? she likes to suck me off and then kiss me. That's why my mouth smells like my cock. BTW, she's saved your number in her mobile under the name "cuntmuscle".
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #140 - July 14, 2010, 08:29 PM

    lol

    Arlight there Uday, AKA greasy-cock-hair

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #141 - July 14, 2010, 08:29 PM

    You have a crush on him, I can sense it. 'Tis ok lil one.  far away hug


    I'll happily admit there are some very hot guys in twilight, but flattyface isn't one of them.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #142 - July 14, 2010, 09:11 PM

    My dad eventually found pages of pages of my pornographic sketches stashed away under my bed and smacked me real hard. Actually, come to think of it that weird moment has always been this awkward thing drove a wedge between me and my dad.


    that's gotta suck

    my mother gave me a box of magazines to throw in the trash
    about halfway to the dumpster I pulled one out
    skin mags, everyone of them, I was like "like hell"
    so I managed to sneak them back into the house and into my room
    I hid them at the bottom of my toy box, and ogled regularly
    well a few months later, my mother decided she was gonna thin out my toy collection
    damned if she didn't find my stash, so I get home from school
    for once, my stepfather was grinning, "I don't know what the fuck to do..."
    my mother had a similar look on her face
    well, my stash finally made it to the dumpster
    I was nine

    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #143 - July 15, 2010, 09:44 AM

    Omg, you guys are dissing twilight on a porn thread?! Weirdos!

    And for your information, twilight is actually very sweet.  Ok it's childish, but we were all teenagers one day, meh!  To be honest it is only enjoyable if you have read the books. 

    Plus Edward Cullen is hot, I don't care what you all say, he is just described so beautifully and guys get jealous.


    No, it's not sweet, it's not childish. Before I go on, I have read the four books out of curiosity. Twilight is just terrible. It's simply the fantasies of an unpopular girl with a very conservative christian upbringing and a real problem with women. Bella is vapid, annoying, helpless and the anti-thesis of a strong woman. Edward is... beautiful, yeah, we hear that 52721351 times per page, but he's also creepy and controling and borderline abusive. Their relationship is definitely not something young impressionable girls should look up to (I am speaking out of concern. My little sister is obsessed with the series and her boyfriend is a douche and she puts up with his bullshit).

    Other than that, the writing is just plain horrible and it's boring to tears, except the last book which is just awesome because of all the creepiness and gross stuff that happen.  That Stephenie Meyer broad should be shot in the face, though.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #144 - July 15, 2010, 09:46 AM

    Naerys can I be your second husband please?
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #145 - July 15, 2010, 09:54 AM

    Depends. Can you cook? And can you iron your own goddamned shirts?

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #146 - July 15, 2010, 09:55 AM

    I tried to use "penis" as my email password, but they said it was too long - Anonymous


    Stop lying, it said "too short".

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #147 - July 15, 2010, 09:55 AM

    No, it's not sweet, it's not childish. Before I go on, I have read the four books out of curiosity. Twilight is just terrible. It's simply the fantasies of an unpopular girl with a very conservative christian upbringing and a real problem with women. Bella is vapid, annoying, helpless and the anti-thesis of a strong woman. Edward is... beautiful, yeah, we hear that 52721351 times per page, but he's also creepy and controling and borderline abusive. Their relationship is definitely not something young impressionable girls should look up to (I am speaking out of concern. My little sister is obsessed with the series and her boyfriend is a douche and she puts up with his bullshit).

    Other than that, the writing is just plain horrible and it's boring to tears, except the last book which is just awesome because of all the creepiness and gross stuff that happen.  That Stephenie Meyer broad should be shot in the face, though.


    I quite enjoyed the books, they appealed to the kid in me lol and yeah, I did want to smack Bella in the face loads of time for the same reasons, but me, I will read anything to do with supernatural/fantasy, and I will watch anything, no matter how crap (ok maybe some stuff I wouldn't) that is in those genres.

    I think Edward is too pale, too skinny, no sense of humour, too formal, too stuffy, too silently broody, and pretty much too glittery for me.

    Give me buff werewolf guy anyday.  I'd be a pack bitch anyday.  Grin


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #148 - July 15, 2010, 09:57 AM

    Depends. Can you cook? And can you iron your own goddamned shirts?


    lol iron shirts?  Cheesy

    shirts?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    but i want to learn cooking Smiley
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #149 - July 15, 2010, 09:58 AM

    Berbs, didn't you promise you were going to read A Song of Ice and Fire series? Angry

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
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