Has anyone ever heard of UKFC?
It's a halal equivalent of KFC, as far as I know I have only heard of chains in Bradford and Manchester, but it's a good place. I would go there over KFC simply because the burgers really are nice and you get 2 tower burger meals for ?5!!! Now that's cheap. It used to be ?4... seriously, I dunno how they were even making money, but ?5 is still cheap, that's ?2.50 for a tower meal whereas in KFC is costs you something like ?4.10 for a tower burger meal.
I can get my fillet on fire burger for 2 quid. Maybe they are just ripping you off.
But first thing i tried was pork and i almost threw up. It smelled and tasted disgusting. The second thing i tried was alcohol and it smelled like bleach and tasted worse

I assure you, you tasted the wrong types of pork and alcohol.
There are many different textures and tastes of pork, depending which part of the pig you are eating. For example, Bacon is dark pink when cooked, whereas a Pork Chop is as white as chicken. First timers, I recommend Bernard Matthew's Turkey Ham. That's how my girlfriend got used to pork.
I'm not too big a fan when it comes to alcohol but by far the easiest to take is alcopops which are usually around 5% alcohol. They just taste like lemonade. The spirits are the hardest to take because they have the highest concentration of alcohol, usually always at 37.5% to 40% e.g. vodka, whiskey, rum.