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  • The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     OP - May 11, 2009, 03:52 AM
    I always hear both Christians and Muslim saying something in the nature of "You'll know once you're dead and standing before him"

    This got me thinking, if Allah can judge us by asking us questions about our lives, shouldn't we be able to do the same about him? Given that he wants to be called Omnibenevolent and all?

    So after my death, if I find myself standing before Allah waiting for him to give me his eternal sentencing, these are the following questions I'd ask Allah:

    - I have lived a good life. I never killed anyone for disagreeing with me, questioning me, or holding an opinion about me. Furthermore, I was against slavery, polygamy, marital rape, senseless murder, and homophobia for I was in complete support for human rights. I saw the value in education, thus I scrutinized the belief in something without proper evidence. Now Allah, if I'm wrong for advocating human rights, and I'm being sent to hell because of it, then I must ask, who sends you to hell for advocating the things I've mentioned which are found to be permissible in your holy book?

    - If women should be covered from head to toe because you were afraid they'd be the victims of men's lust, then why make men be attracted to woman's physical beauty in the first place?

    - Why did you hide yourself from man? If you wanted the best for us, and wanted us to stop fighting over religions, why not simply present yourself to us to end the confusion?

    - If you are all knowing, then why give man free will, create hell, and threaten him of hell? Didn't you know how a person would live their life completely even before the person was born? Likewise, how can you then also call yourself all merciful?

    Post any questions you'd like to ask if you found out he exists. It doesn't have to be to Allah only, it can be to Yahweh as well.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #1 - May 11, 2009, 03:58 AM
    I'd give Allah the finger and say "do what you want to do, you incompetent egotistical bastard. fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. For all you have done to humanity, I am glad I dont need to bow down to your ass any more. Do what you want to do, and shove your Holy Shit up your ass"  bunny
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #2 - May 11, 2009, 04:00 AM
    I love interrogating Allah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_God dance
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #3 - May 11, 2009, 04:09 AM
    Quote from: Suprah on May 11, 2009, 03:58 AM
    I'd give Allah the finger and say "do what you want to do, you incompetent egotistical bastard. fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. For all you have done to humanity, I am glad I dont need to bow down to your ass any more. Do what you want to do, and shove your Holy Shit up your ass"  bunny


    That's very poetic man.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #4 - May 11, 2009, 04:11 AM
    Quote from: awais on May 11, 2009, 04:00 AM
    I love interrogating Allah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_God dance


    This had me laughing my ass off from that Wiki Article:

    Quote
    A Romanian prisoner, identified as Pavel M, serving 20 years after being convicted of murder, filed a lawsuit against the Romanian Orthodox Church, as God's representatives in Romania, for failing to keep him from the Devil, essentially stating that his baptism had been a binding contract.[2] The suit was dismissed because the defendant was neither an individual nor a company, and was not subject to the civil court of law's jurisdiction.


     Cheesy Cheesy
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #5 - May 11, 2009, 04:17 AM
    Elie Wiesel's "Trial of God" is good. What's funny is God's attorney is revealed to be Satan Grin Read it, good book.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #6 - May 11, 2009, 07:23 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:52 AM
    Post any questions you'd like to ask if you found out he exists. It doesn't have to be to Allah only, it can be to Yahweh as well.


    The first question I think I'd ask Allah is, "what the hell??" (ba-rump-ussh)
    "when you've got thousands of hadith/sunnah and a book like the Qur'an where abrogation is propagated by some; anyone with a grudge and some time on their hands can find something to confirm what ever they wish"- Kaiwai
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #7 - May 11, 2009, 08:21 AM
    If you were standing before allah then allah would be real, which would mean you wouldn't be able to question him, you would be stuck playing out a script, saying words that have been written for you.  No free will nor ability to speak for yourself.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #8 - May 11, 2009, 08:41 AM
    Quote from: Suprah on May 11, 2009, 03:58 AM
    I'd give Allah the finger and say "do what you want to do, you incompetent egotistical bastard. fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. For all you have done to humanity, I am glad I dont need to bow down to your ass any more. Do what you want to do, and shove your Holy Shit up your ass"  bunny

    Ditto Cheesy
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #9 - May 11, 2009, 02:30 PM
    @ Tommy,

    While I would love to ask Allah\Yahweh all that you say you'd ask him+ I'd ask Jesus what exactly he sacrificed as an Eternal God by being crucified for 3 days(a trifle for a God), if Allah\YHWH turned out to be real, I guess asking him anything would simply increase his fury, I'd grovel for his mercy & hope he'd put me in Heaven, or at least limbo, while I am reasonably brave or consider myself so, I don't want to be tortured for Eternity! no

    All my bravado is based on the assumption that Allah isn't real!
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #10 - May 11, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 11, 2009, 08:21 AM
    If you were standing before allah then allah would be real, which would mean you wouldn't be able to question him, you would be stuck playing out a script, saying words that have been written for you.  No free will nor ability to speak for yourself.


    Way to ruin the party Berbs  Roll Eyes
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #11 - May 11, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on May 11, 2009, 02:30 PM
    @ Tommy,

    While I would love to ask Allah\Yahweh all that you say you'd ask him+ I'd ask Jesus what exactly he sacrificed as an Eternal God by being crucified for 3 days(a trifle for a God), if Allah\YHWH turned out to be real, I guess asking him anything would simply increase his fury, I'd grovel for his mercy & hope he'd put me in Heaven, or at least limbo, while I am reasonably brave or consider myself so, I don't want to be tortured for Eternity! no

    All my bravado is based on the assumption that Allah isn't real!

    Being one of 72 virgins sounds like torture too :( Islam does not offer much to women, even in paradise.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #12 - May 11, 2009, 02:37 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 11, 2009, 08:21 AM
    If you were standing before allah then allah would be real, which would mean you wouldn't be able to question him, you would be stuck playing out a script, saying words that have been written for you.  No free will nor ability to speak for yourself.


    Way to ruin the party Berbs  Roll Eyes


     Cheesy Fuck you man.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #13 - May 11, 2009, 02:45 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:52 AM
    I always hear both Christians and Muslim saying something in the nature of "You'll know once you're dead and standing before him"

    This got me thinking, if Allah can judge us by asking us questions about our lives, shouldn't we be able to do the same about him? Given that he wants to be called Omnibenevolent and all?

    So after my death, if I find myself standing before Allah waiting for him to give me his eternal sentencing, these are the following questions I'd ask Allah:

    - I have lived a good life. I never killed anyone for disagreeing with me, questioning me, or holding an opinion about me. Furthermore, I was against slavery, polygamy, marital rape, senseless murder, and homophobia for I was in complete support for human rights. I saw the value in education, thus I scrutinized the belief in something without proper evidence.

    Now Allah, if I'm wrong for advocating human rights, and I'm being sent to hell because of it, then I must ask...


    If you did all that you would not be sent to Hell.

    Someone had brainwshed you with wrong information about the Just God.

    You will be in the other line.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #14 - May 11, 2009, 02:47 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 11, 2009, 02:45 PM

    If you did all that you would not be sent to Hell.

    You will be in the other line.




    Bullshit, because he didn't believe in Allah and rejected him.  Roll Eyes
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #15 - May 11, 2009, 02:48 PM
    Quote from: rayback
    If you did all that you would not be sent to Hell.

    According to her personal diary which is commonly known as the Quran, the moon goddess Allah disagrees with you.
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #16 - May 11, 2009, 02:50 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on May 11, 2009, 02:48 PM
    Quote from: rayback
    If you did all that you would not be sent to Hell.

    According to her personal diary which is commonly known as the Quran, Allah disagrees with you.


    No.

    Its your poor reading ability that makes you think that.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #17 - May 11, 2009, 02:51 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 11, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Being one of 72 virgins sounds like torture too :( Islam does not offer much to women, even in paradise.


    Well, it seems better than being burnt forever!

    It depends on the type of man I'm required to f*** I guess, but there's this hadith:

    The Prophet said, "A wound which a Muslim receives in Allah's cause will appear on the Day of Resurrection as it was at the time of infliction; blood will be flowing from the wound and its color will be that of the blood but will smell like musk."

    I won't like have sex with just anyone, & certainly not with someone who looks like this!  vomit

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #18 - May 11, 2009, 02:53 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on May 11, 2009, 02:51 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 11, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Being one of 72 virgins sounds like torture too :( Islam does not offer much to women, even in paradise.


    Well, it seems better than being burnt forever!

    It depends on the type of man I'm required to f*** I guess, but there's this hadith:

    The Prophet said, "A wound which a Muslim receives in Allah's cause will appear on the Day of Resurrection as it was at the time of infliction; blood will be flowing from the wound and its color will be that of the blood but will smell like musk."

    I won't like have sex with just anyone, & certainly not with someone who looks like this!  vomit



    It'd be hilarious if you got a suicide bomber! Cheesy
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #19 - May 11, 2009, 02:55 PM
    Women don't get to have sex at all in Islamic Heaven.  The houris are special zombie like things that only exist in heaven, they're not the souls of dead women. 

    The reward for women in Heaven is to be freed from all jealousy about their husbands fucking 72 virgins.  Cool, huh?  Who could resist that.   Roll Eyes  Islamic Heaven being so crap for women is probly the reason that Mohammed increased the threat of Hell for them.  He used the carrot for the men and the stick for the women.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #20 - May 11, 2009, 03:00 PM
    Cheetah, who brainwashed you with all that falsehood.

    They have done a good job on you.

    Do you have any facts at all about what happens after death?



    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #21 - May 11, 2009, 03:00 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on May 11, 2009, 02:55 PM
    Women don't get to have sex at all in Islamic Heaven.  The houris are special zombie like things that only exist in heaven, they're not the souls of dead women.

    Nah, that's not what I remember. Women who get into heaven are to be made even hotter than houris, but they only get to fuck their husbands.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #22 - May 11, 2009, 03:05 PM
    Quote from: awais on May 11, 2009, 03:00 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on May 11, 2009, 02:55 PM
    Women don't get to have sex at all in Islamic Heaven.  The houris are special zombie like things that only exist in heaven, they're not the souls of dead women.

    Nah, that's not what I remember. Women who get into heaven are to be made even hotter than houris, but they only get to fuck their husbands.


    Oh yes, top of the food chain in the mans haram in the sky, special because we are wives, but need the jealousy removed beause hubby will still be banging the see through aliens.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #23 - May 11, 2009, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 11, 2009, 02:53 PM
    It'd be hilarious if you got a suicide bomber! Cheesy


    You meanie! Angry

    I'll get a handsome Kazakhstani underwear model! 001_wub

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #24 - May 11, 2009, 03:10 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on May 11, 2009, 03:08 PM


    I'll get a handsome Kazakhstani underwear model! 001_wub




    Your wish is my command:



     Cheesy  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #25 - May 11, 2009, 03:10 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 11, 2009, 02:37 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 11, 2009, 08:21 AM
    If you were standing before allah then allah would be real, which would mean you wouldn't be able to question him, you would be stuck playing out a script, saying words that have been written for you.  No free will nor ability to speak for yourself.


    Way to ruin the party Berbs  Roll Eyes


     Cheesy Fuck you man.  Tongue


    Sure, meet me by the cafe at 3.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #26 - May 11, 2009, 03:13 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 11, 2009, 08:21 AM
    ....If you were standing before allah then allah would be real...


     Lmao If you were standing before allah, then you are fucked!!

    ...
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #27 - May 11, 2009, 03:17 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 11, 2009, 02:45 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:52 AM
    I always hear both Christians and Muslim saying something in the nature of "You'll know once you're dead and standing before him"

    This got me thinking, if Allah can judge us by asking us questions about our lives, shouldn't we be able to do the same about him? Given that he wants to be called Omnibenevolent and all?

    So after my death, if I find myself standing before Allah waiting for him to give me his eternal sentencing, these are the following questions I'd ask Allah:

    - I have lived a good life. I never killed anyone for disagreeing with me, questioning me, or holding an opinion about me. Furthermore, I was against slavery, polygamy, marital rape, senseless murder, and homophobia for I was in complete support for human rights. I saw the value in education, thus I scrutinized the belief in something without proper evidence.

    Now Allah, if I'm wrong for advocating human rights, and I'm being sent to hell because of it, then I must ask...


    If you did all that you would not be sent to Hell.

    Someone had brainwshed you with wrong information about the Just God.

    You will be in the other line.




    Actually, I would be.

    "Whoso seeketh as religion other than Islam it will not be from him, and he will be a loser in the Hereafter." 3:85

    I rejected Islam because I am against the things I've mentioned in my first question. Those are things that Quran finds permissible/advocates. So it doesn't matter if I lived my life being good, because I rejected Islam, I'll be one of the losers in the afterlife.

    Either live a life of good and be sent to hell, or live an immoral life under god's name and be sent to heaven.

    I choose to go to hell then.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #28 - May 11, 2009, 03:24 PM
    If Allah is real, doesn't necessarily mean he'd be as Mo described him. Tongue
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #29 - May 11, 2009, 03:34 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:17 PM

    "Whoso seeketh as religion other than Islam it will not be from him, and he will be a loser in the Hereafter." 3:85

    I rejected Islam because its against the things I've mentioned in my first question. Those are things that Quran finds permissible/advocates. So it doesn't matter if I lived my life being good, because I rejected Islam, I'll be one of the losers in the afterlife.



    You cant speak FOR something you dont know.

    Its like reading a medical book and interpreting it.

    You would be a fool if you did that.

    Therefore, you would go and ask a doctor to confirm if you have indeed read it properly or misunderstood what it says.

    This is basic common sense.
    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
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