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 Topic: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?

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  • Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     OP - May 11, 2009, 08:21 AM

    I was watching a history channel program about the history behind the new movie coming out "Angels and Demons".


    Well, to be honest, these Illuminati fellows seem like my kind of people (despite the fact they are the "bad guys"), so I'm going to join the Illuminati!

    Who's with me



    apparently they take applications now
    http://www.theilluminatiorder.com/join.html

    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

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  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #1 - May 11, 2009, 08:34 AM

    I'm already a member but don't tell anyone, k? Wink
    This here forum is part of our secret plan for world domination. plan 

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  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #2 - May 11, 2009, 08:36 AM

    We're all already members, Homer.  Welcome to the club.   cheers

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  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #3 - May 11, 2009, 09:15 AM

    I was a mason for a bit, I cant tell you much, but most of it's bullshit.

    Except, I did get all the money I wanted because we had a business that stole diamonds from African kids. Cry
  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #4 - May 11, 2009, 09:16 AM

    Awesome. *Os goes off to sign up as a Mason* evil

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  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #5 - May 11, 2009, 09:17 AM

    I could be a Mason if I want to, just not interested.  whistling2

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  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #6 - May 11, 2009, 10:15 AM

    How do we know its the real Illuminati we are joining ? grin12

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  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #7 - May 11, 2009, 04:58 PM

    What Illuminati?

    I never said anything about Illuminati, what are you guys talking about


     whistling2

    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #8 - May 11, 2009, 10:00 PM

    the initiation ceremony is awsome (still a bit sore after it though)

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  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #9 - May 11, 2009, 10:01 PM

    the initiation ceremony is awsome (still a bit sore after it though)


    Don't worry, the wounds will heal in 3-6 weeks, try some sudocream.
  • Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
     Reply #10 - June 09, 2009, 04:56 AM

     I thought you had to be a lizard.... or at least turquoise
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