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Topic: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?

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Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
OP - May 11, 2009, 08:21 AM

I was watching a history channel program about the history behind the new movie coming out "Angels and Demons".

Well, to be honest, these Illuminati fellows seem like my kind of people (despite the fact they are the "bad guys"), so I'm going to join the Illuminati!

Who's with me

apparently they take applications now
http://www.theilluminatiorder.com/join.html

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Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
Reply #1 - May 11, 2009, 08:34 AM

I'm already a member but don't tell anyone, k?
This here forum is part of our secret plan for world domination.

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Reply #2 - May 11, 2009, 08:36 AM

We're all already members, Homer. Welcome to the club.

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Reply #3 - May 11, 2009, 09:15 AM

I was a mason for a bit, I cant tell you much, but most of it's bullshit.

Except, I did get all the money I wanted because we had a business that stole diamonds from African kids.
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Reply #4 - May 11, 2009, 09:16 AM

Awesome. *Os goes off to sign up as a Mason*

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Reply #5 - May 11, 2009, 09:17 AM

I could be a Mason if I want to, just not interested.

I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
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Reply #6 - May 11, 2009, 10:15 AM

How do we know its the real Illuminati we are joining ?

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Reply #7 - May 11, 2009, 04:58 PM

What Illuminati?

I never said anything about Illuminati, what are you guys talking about

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Reply #8 - May 11, 2009, 10:00 PM

the initiation ceremony is awsome (still a bit sore after it though)

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Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
Reply #9 - May 11, 2009, 10:01 PM

Quote from: IsLame on May 11, 2009, 10:00 PM
the initiation ceremony is awsome (still a bit sore after it though)

Don't worry, the wounds will heal in 3-6 weeks, try some sudocream.
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Re: Anyone else want to join the Illuminati?
Reply #10 - June 09, 2009, 04:56 AM

I thought you had to be a lizard.... or at least turquoise
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