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 Topic: Who will Burn in Hell

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  • Who will Burn in Hell
     OP - May 12, 2009, 03:35 PM
    Hell is indeed a terrible place.

    Whether you believe it exits or not, you cannot deny that the punishment by burning is most severe penalty ever designed.

    And who designed it?

    Lord of the Universe. God Almighty, the Creator Himself.

    Normal thinking people love it when God kicks ass.

    He does a lot better job than men can ever manage.

    Atheists just want a Teddy Bear of a God, who lets them off whatever wrong and sin they commit on Earth.

    Sorry, that type does not exist except in their illogical heads.

    The Real Supreme Being is a God who is Merciful to good people and Punisher to evil mothers.

    He has designed Hell just for sinners who are evil and who mock Him.

    The rule is simple:

    "If you mess up here, then prepare to be burned."

    In the next life, there will be no mercy at all for evil wrong doers.

    World's top thinkers have no problem with this concept.

    Only criminals dont like the idea of punishment.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #1 - May 12, 2009, 03:37 PM
    People who don't worship the pancake, that's who.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #2 - May 12, 2009, 03:41 PM
    People who don't worship pancakes will be drowned in maple syrup for all eternity.

    Then they will be mixed with pancake batter and fried and consumed by the Pancake Lord.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #3 - May 12, 2009, 03:43 PM
    I can deny that punishment by burning is the most severe.

    Being immersed slowly in acid seems worse.
    Or being eaten alive by rats.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #4 - May 12, 2009, 03:44 PM
    Or, having to live forever among pious religious people :S
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #5 - May 12, 2009, 03:46 PM
    In order to get to their judgement they will have to travel through the land of eggs where they must beware the rotten ones, once through that they must traverse the valley of the shadow of milk, where curds of evil await to take down the non righteous.

    To have reached this stage the prson must have sampled at least 2 of the godly manifestations of differing varieties that the gracious pancake lord has bestowed upon us, if they have they must then climb the whisk of perfection and ware the salt that shall rain upon them in a rain unlike any other.

    They shall then swim through the river of flour, where shall lay in wait for them beasts of indescribable horror, and then slide along the corridor of golden butter.

    Only the truly worthy shall attain this level of pancakiness.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #6 - May 12, 2009, 03:48 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 12, 2009, 03:46 PM
    In order to get to their judgement they will have to travel through the land of eggs where they must beware the rotten ones, once through that they must traverse the valley of the shadow of milk, where curds of evil await to take down the non righteous.

    To have reached this stage the prson must have sampled at least 2 of the godly manifestations of differing varieties that the gracious pancake lord has bestowed upon us, if they have they must then climb the whisk of perfection and ware the salt that shall rain upon them in a rain unlike any other.

    They shall then swim through the river of flour, where shall lay in wait for them beasts of indescribable horror, and then slide along the corridor of golden butter.

    Only the truly worthy shall attain this level of pancakiness.


    That would be a brilliant idea for a video game.

    Only the strongest of pancake worshippers will succeed, the purest - the ones who worship no other but the Pancake Lord.

  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #7 - May 12, 2009, 03:50 PM
    Poor rayback.

    Rayback, save yourself now, partake of his bountiful bounty lest you suffer in the pits of "rotten batter"

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #8 - May 12, 2009, 03:52 PM
    Im enjoying your pancakes Barberalla.

    You are a good cook.


    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #9 - May 12, 2009, 03:53 PM
    That's strange, I thought you were giving him the dodgy pancakes Berbs... Cheesy

    Rayback, if you like what you taste, join us. Join us and worship the Pancake Lord.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #10 - May 12, 2009, 03:55 PM
    Quote from: heartbomb on May 12, 2009, 03:53 PM
    That's strange, I thought you were giving him the dodgy pancakes Berbs... Cheesy

    Rayback, if you like what you taste, join us. Join us and worship the Pancake Lord.


    Yes, repeat after me "la Illaha Il al raghiaf" "there is no god but the pancake"  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #11 - May 12, 2009, 03:56 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 12, 2009, 03:55 PM
    Quote from: heartbomb on May 12, 2009, 03:53 PM
    That's strange, I thought you were giving him the dodgy pancakes Berbs... Cheesy

    Rayback, if you like what you taste, join us. Join us and worship the Pancake Lord.


    Yes, repeat after me "la Illaha Il al raghiaf" "there is no god but the pancake"  Cheesy


     Cheesy That's going to be my new sig. Yoink.

    Rayback, repent now and join the Pancake worshipping...or else the Pancake Lord will use you as fuel for the fire to cook pancakes for all the followers of it's holiness!

  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #12 - May 12, 2009, 03:57 PM
    I already love pancakes.


    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #13 - May 12, 2009, 03:58 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on May 12, 2009, 03:43 PM
    I can deny that punishment by burning is the most severe. Being immersed slowly in acid seems worse. Or being eaten alive by rats.


    I agree, men are far more cruel than God can ever be.

    Its always interesting to hear Atheists testify that even by creating a horrible place like Hell, God is still being lenient.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #14 - May 12, 2009, 03:59 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 03:57 PM
    I already love pancakes.





    Do you accept it as your lord and saviour? If not, you shall not be accepted into pancake jannah.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #15 - May 12, 2009, 04:03 PM
    Oh yeah.

    It saves me at the weekend.

     Wink

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #16 - May 12, 2009, 04:06 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 04:03 PM
    Oh yeah.

    It saves me at the weekend.

     Wink




    The Pancake Lord condemns polytheism. It needs your devotion every day of the week.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #17 - May 12, 2009, 04:07 PM
    No.

    You are a false cleric.

    You do not know the cook book.

    You restrict the mercy of the pancakes.

    I think polygamy is allowed.

    I want four pancakes on Thursday night.

     cool2
    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #18 - May 12, 2009, 05:18 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 04:07 PM
    No.

    You are a false cleric.

    You do not know the cook book.

    You restrict the mercy of the pancakes.

    I think polygamy is allowed.

    I want four pancakes on Thursday night.

     cool2


    I know the cook book better than any other, I am the messenger of the Pancake Lord.

    You shall not get a single pancake.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #19 - May 12, 2009, 05:24 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 03:35 PM
    Hell is indeed a terrible place.

    Whether you believe it exits or not, you cannot deny that the punishment by burning is most severe penalty ever designed.

    And who designed it?

    Lord of the Universe. God Almighty, the Creator Himself.

    Normal thinking people love it when God kicks ass.

    He does a lot better job than men can ever manage.

    Atheists just want a Teddy Bear of a God, who lets them off whatever wrong and sin they commit on Earth.

    Sorry, that type does not exist except in their illogical heads.

    The Real Supreme Being is a God who is Merciful to good people and Punisher to evil mothers.

    He has designed Hell just for sinners who are evil and who mock Him.

    The rule is simple:

    "If you mess up here, then prepare to be burned."

    In the next life, there will be no mercy at all for evil wrong doers.

    World's top thinkers have no problem with this concept.

    Only criminals dont like the idea of punishment.


    You blew your chance for a sensible debate, mate.

    I sincerely tried - but you just took the piss - so I'm afraid no-one is interested now.

  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #20 - May 12, 2009, 08:23 PM
    Pancakes anyone?
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  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #21 - May 12, 2009, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 12, 2009, 03:55 PM
    Yes, repeat after me "la Illaha Il al raghiaf" "there is no god but the pancake"  Cheesy


    Praise be to Pancakes!! Praise be to Pancakes!!

    ...
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #22 - May 13, 2009, 12:27 AM
    I think the problem is he got stuck on this line:
    "If you mess up here, then prepare to be burned."

    He then went to build his own good, valid and logical definition of evil. (The evil that should be punished).

    But who cares about his valid & logical definition. What we care about is the definition of the koran.

    It is quite an interesting phenomenon that, koran readers, at first just assume that the koran will agree with logic. They think that, as long as they stick to what is good and logical, then the koran will probably just support them with text.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #23 - May 13, 2009, 12:30 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 03:58 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on May 12, 2009, 03:43 PM
    I can deny that punishment by burning is the most severe. Being immersed slowly in acid seems worse. Or being eaten alive by rats.


    I agree, men are far more cruel than God can ever be.

    Its always interesting to hear Atheists testify that even by creating a horrible place like Hell, God is still being lenient.


    17 times in the Koran, it mentions how boiling water will be used to torture people. And then those humans, your friends and parents and sons, will be given new skin, so they can 'taste' the pain of torture every day. For eternity.

    Now how come, 17 times the koran mentions hot water for the purpose of torture, and not even once, did koran instruct us to boil water to purify it? Imagine how many million lives would have been saved had the koran instructed us to boil water.

    Throughout history, and until today, humans used alcohol as a source of clean liquid. In come islam, removed the alcohol from people, and did not even instruct them to boil their water instead.

    Stupid book. Stupid writer.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #24 - May 13, 2009, 02:41 AM
    Quote from: RIBS on May 12, 2009, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 12, 2009, 03:55 PM
    Yes, repeat after me "la Illaha Il al raghiaf" "there is no god but the pancake"  Cheesy


    Praise be to Pancakes!! Praise be to Pancakes!!

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    All hail the Pancake Lord!
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #25 - May 13, 2009, 07:58 AM
    Quote from: Baal on May 13, 2009, 12:27 AM
    I think the problem is he got stuck on this line:
    "If you mess up here, then prepare to be burned."

    He then went to build his own good, valid and logical definition of evil. (The evil that should be punished).

    But who cares about his valid & logical definition. What we care about is the definition of the koran.

    It is quite an interesting phenomenon that, koran readers, at first just assume that the koran will agree with logic. They think that, as long as they stick to what is good and logical, then the koran will probably just support them with text.



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  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #26 - May 13, 2009, 08:00 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 12, 2009, 03:55 PM
    Yes, repeat after me "la Illaha Il al raghiaf" "there is no god but the pancake"  Cheesy

     Cheesy
    Praise be to the pancake, the most benevolent of breakfasts
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  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #27 - May 13, 2009, 10:24 AM
    Quote from: Baal on May 13, 2009, 12:27 AM
    It is quite an interesting phenomenon that, koran readers, at first just assume that the koran will agree with logic. They think that, as long as they stick to what is good and logical, then the koran will probably just support them with text.


    And it does. 

    Who can be more logical than God.

    God is the most logical being in the univese.

    But you guys think Dawkins knows more. 

     yes

    Quote from: Baal on May 13, 2009, 12:30 AM

    17 times in the Koran, it mentions how boiling water will be used to torture people. And then those humans, your friends and parents and sons, will be given new skin, so they can 'taste' the pain of torture every day. For eternity.

    Now how come, 17 times the koran mentions hot water for the purpose of torture, and not even once, did koran instruct us to boil water to purify it?  Imagine how many million lives would have been saved had the koran instructed us to boil water.


    That was funny.

    Atheist wants a loving God to instruct him to use boiling water.   Cheesy

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #28 - May 13, 2009, 10:26 AM
    The Qur'an doesn't contain one decent pancake recipe, so logically it cannot be the word of God.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Who will Burn in Hell
     Reply #29 - May 13, 2009, 10:33 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on May 13, 2009, 10:26 AM
    The Qur'an doesn't contain one decent pancake recipe, so logically it cannot be the word of God.

    I already made that point, but it's a good one. Totally irrefutable.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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