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Another question for the Muslims...
OP - May 29, 2009, 07:07 PM

If I logged in one day and I told all of you that I've been chosen as God's messenger, what would you do or say?

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Re: Another question for the Muslims...
Reply #1 - May 29, 2009, 08:06 PM

Quote from: Farid92 on May 29, 2009, 07:07 PM
If I logged in one day and I told all of you that I've been chosen as God's messenger, what would you do or say?

"Fuck off"

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Re: Another question for the Muslims...
Reply #2 - May 29, 2009, 08:07 PM

Quote from: Farid92 on May 29, 2009, 07:07 PM
If I logged in one day and I told all of you that I've been chosen as God's messenger, what would you do or say?

Muhammad was the seal of the Prophets, you bloody imposter!

Blasphemy! Sacrilege!Off with your head!

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Reply #3 - May 29, 2009, 08:13 PM

..not really I'd buy you a beautiful beige outfit

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Re: Another question for the Muslims...
Reply #4 - May 29, 2009, 08:19 PM

Quote from: Farid92 on May 29, 2009, 07:07 PM
If I logged in one day and I told all of you that I've been chosen as God's messenger, what would you do or say?

I'd say: "CooL! Tell us more..."

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Re: Another question for the Muslims...
Reply #5 - May 29, 2009, 09:12 PM

well, you're an atheist right now... you cant be chosen as a messenger anyway ... hence we wont believe you
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Reply #6 - May 29, 2009, 09:25 PM

Quote from: hx999 on May 29, 2009, 09:12 PM
well, you're an atheist right now... you cant be chosen as a messenger anyway ... hence we wont believe you

Farid is not an atheist.

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Re: Another question for the Muslims...
Reply #7 - May 29, 2009, 10:43 PM

Quote from: Farid92 on May 29, 2009, 07:07 PM
If I logged in one day and I told all of you that I've been chosen as God's messenger, what would you do or say?

I will believe you. I will fatten you up. give you all the women you ask for. And when you turn 33, you will die horribly, for my sins.

Or perhaps, I might not have to wait that long, a little rain dance, a little harvest thank-you god, prophets always seem to fetch much more brownies dead then alive.

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Re: Another question for the Muslims...
Reply #8 - May 30, 2009, 01:56 AM

Hi.

I've just been chosen as Gods messenger.

It's true I tell you. So you must believe me. As I am now God's messenger.

Now worship me!

We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

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Re: Another question for the Muslims...
Reply #9 - May 30, 2009, 05:25 AM

Quote from: hx999 on May 29, 2009, 09:12 PM
well, you're an atheist right now... you cant be chosen as a messenger anyway ... hence we wont believe you

I'm not an Atheist.
Even if I was. Muhammed wasn't really a believer himself before he "saw angels", was he?

The reason why I ask this is because I have a theory.
Muslims don't believe, because they actually believe.
They are just afraid for what will happen if Muhammad was right.
There's not 1 page in the Quran that doesn't contain a threatening...
And it happened hundreds of years ago so people are buying that crap faster than they would if it just happened...

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