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  • funny Youtube clips
     OP - June 11, 2009, 11:17 PM
    Starting with this one spurred by HB's bubble wrapped Xbox:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8KG-YfVe38
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #1 - June 12, 2009, 06:28 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5GGk-AjyBo
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #2 - June 14, 2009, 08:13 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rco3LDpTZss
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #3 - June 15, 2009, 12:05 AM
    Some kind of a Muslim party in Bradford:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjKJyN_91uU


    Some pakistani wedding in Bradford showing off their 'RIDEZ' with such cringeworthy and pathetic music:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXAWxTqyiYo


    What a wonderful city, NOT.
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #4 - June 15, 2009, 12:14 AM
    Quote from: ExHindu on June 15, 2009, 12:05 AM
    Some kind of a Muslim party in Bradford:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjKJyN_91uU



    That's not a party, well at least not in the sense we might think of "party". That's a Maatam (self flagellation) procession that Shia Muslims practice. They do it to show their solidarity with Mohammed's grandson Hussein (Ali's & Fatima's son) who was killed along with his whole family in Karbala Iraq. About 1300 years ago. And they beat themselves with their hands, knives, chains and swords at various events for 2 months out of every year.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #5 - June 15, 2009, 02:49 AM
    Quote from: allat on June 15, 2009, 12:14 AM
    And they beat themselves with their hands, knives, chains and swords at various events for 2 months out of every year.


    Yea, 'party' was meant to be a silly interperatation of it.

    Why the heck would anyone want to beat themselves for 2 months every year  Huh?


    Ok, a really funny video on traditional marriage:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNiqfRyoAyA

     dance
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #6 - June 15, 2009, 05:55 AM
    That's an awesome vid. I'm going to throw that one at the next religious idiot who craps on about gay marriages.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #7 - June 15, 2009, 06:01 AM
    "And now you have bastards!"

    Great video.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #8 - June 15, 2009, 07:13 AM
    Quote from: allat on June 15, 2009, 12:14 AM
    That's not a party, well at least not in the sense we might think of "party". That's a Maatam (self flagellation) procession that Shia Muslims practice. They do it to show their solidarity with Mohammed's grandson Hussein (Ali's & Fatima's son) who was killed along with his whole family in Karbala Iraq. About 1300 years ago. And they beat themselves with their hands, knives, chains and swords at various events for 2 months out of every year.


    This rust shows you that most religions have some sort of sacrefice or self-hurting practices to please god. I was a Sunni and we didnot practice that, but I still beleive that fasting was a sort of self-hurting practice, especially when now science has shown that healthy eating should consist of several small-portion meals (up to 5) rather than one or two per day. I knew people who are diabetic and are still practice fasting Ramadan!!

    I know in Islam if you're sick you shouldn't fast, but just like in the video people are so afraid of god that they have to follow what some idiot sheik had told them to do.
    ...
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #9 - June 15, 2009, 07:41 AM
    Quote from: ExHindu on June 15, 2009, 02:49 AM
    Why the heck would anyone want to beat themselves for 2 months every year  Huh?


    Because they think they're keeping the memory of this event alive by engaging in a blood sacrifice ritual.

    It's stupid, but then, that's religion for ya.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #10 - June 15, 2009, 07:46 AM
    Why can't they keep the memory of it alive without beating the shit out of themselves? I mean here in Australia we keep the memory of Galipolli alive by singing a few songs and drinking lots of beer.  dance
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #11 - June 18, 2009, 04:48 AM
    Tafaseer:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPg3kjKBRc

    The Rabbi at the local Reform Synagogue here has an interesting take on Job. Job doesn't repent in the end, the word is mistranslated, Job rejects God. dance

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJwiE0ddcA

    Compare the story of Lot with this story in Judges 19:

    Quote from: JPS 1917
    21. So he brought him into his house, and gave the asses fodder; and they washed their feet, and did eat and drink.

    22. As they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain base fellows, beset the house round about, beating at the door; and they spoke to the master of the house, the old man, saying: 'Bring forth the man that came into thy house, that we may know him.'

    23. And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them: 'Nay, my brethren, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into my house, do not this wanton deed.

    24. Behold, here is my daughter a virgin, and his concubine; I will bring them out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you; but unto this man do not so wanton a thing.'

    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #12 - June 18, 2009, 04:53 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU7PGM4HJsI
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #13 - June 20, 2009, 11:47 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClCmO42_tQ0
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  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #14 - June 21, 2009, 07:59 AM
    Quote from: awais on June 11, 2009, 11:17 PM
    Starting with this one spurred by HB's bubble wrapped Xbox:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8KG-YfVe38


    Is it me or did anyone else think that this was shit?
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #15 - June 21, 2009, 08:29 AM
    Ur shit, it was the shit. Tongue
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #16 - June 22, 2009, 02:16 PM
    Quote from: ExHindu on June 15, 2009, 12:05 AM
    Some pakistani wedding in Bradford showing off their 'RIDEZ' with such cringeworthy and pathetic music:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXAWxTqyiYo


    What a wonderful city, NOT.


    This has got to be one of the funniest videos on youtube.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Its the Murk Don.....AKA....DJ Murkz.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    And did he say "Gungchester"??  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #17 - June 23, 2009, 08:25 AM
    Whatever he said, I dont understand how anyone can listen to or enjoy trashy music like that, nor be so obsessed over cars, but it is so unbelievably common within both the pakistani and indian 'bradistani desi' culture that exists in this hell hole for a city.

    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #18 - June 23, 2009, 12:37 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHv61Sm39ug
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #19 - June 23, 2009, 02:29 PM
     Cheesy Indian superman  grin12
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #20 - June 23, 2009, 03:58 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 22, 2009, 02:16 PM
    This has got to be one of the funniest videos on youtube.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Its the Murk Don.....AKA....DJ Murkz.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    And did he say "Gungchester"??  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    I second that...That was so...pathetic... Cheesy
     thnkyu
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #21 - June 25, 2009, 12:15 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTaz6eK3RTs&feature=channel_page
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #22 - June 25, 2009, 01:04 PM
    Leave God Alone!! :'(

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQluQZ0jruU
    ...
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #23 - June 27, 2009, 10:06 PM
    Nigerian singer made a song about the "Nigerian scams" I go chop your dolar...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YjvC4ndzM&feature=PlayList&p=F8FF456FC1CE3B89&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=36
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #24 - June 28, 2009, 04:31 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw&feature=channel
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #25 - June 28, 2009, 04:31 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs&feature=channel
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #26 - June 28, 2009, 04:32 PM
    One of my favourites:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vofXcC0rj4&feature=channel
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #27 - June 28, 2009, 04:32 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk&feature=channel
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #28 - June 30, 2009, 07:34 AM
    I thought this was quite funny way of making fun of Muslim extremists:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_D0mJxxpk8
    ...
  • Re: funny Youtube clips
     Reply #29 - July 03, 2009, 06:54 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkSPUDpe0U8
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