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     Reply #1530 - May 18, 2015, 05:09 PM
    Muslim bacon prank

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3Mb8nQ3hNsM
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1531 - May 19, 2015, 02:49 AM
    So weird for me that they take their dietary restrictions so seriously. To me it's like if someone arbitrarily decided that eating beans was a terrible sin. Pork is just another meat like chicken or beef.
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
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     Reply #1532 - May 19, 2015, 03:07 AM
    It is like someone arbitrarily decided that eating beans was a terrible sin.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1533 - May 19, 2015, 03:19 AM
    Kinda sad to see them go from enjoying the food to throwing a tantrum and trying to throw it up. Good ol' religion  piggy
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
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     Reply #1534 - May 19, 2015, 06:34 PM
    Bacon bad.... Swearing like a sailor, no problem!
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     Reply #1535 - May 19, 2015, 08:25 PM
    Still it's not good to trick someone like that. Bad form and all.
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #1536 - May 19, 2015, 09:47 PM
    The interesting thing about food taboos is that there may also be an evolutionary advantage to the reaction. Once a human has it ingrained in them that a certain food is "bad," the avoidance is the same whether it be poisonous or simply taboo. Those poison berries mom sternly told you not to eat in the forest? You'd best spit them out the same way they did that bacon, without thinking too much about why.

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     Reply #1537 - May 20, 2015, 08:24 AM
    Quote from: Jedi on May 19, 2015, 08:25 PM
    Still it's not good to trick someone like that. Bad form and all.

    Hence the term prank.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1538 - May 20, 2015, 08:49 AM
    Grandma got a facebook

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Pb19JwNhfGo
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1539 - July 02, 2015, 12:10 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2hsewxQdFA
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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     Reply #1540 - August 09, 2015, 05:36 PM
    So true  Cheesy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU6qI92Nt-Q

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9bv6U6EDak
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     Reply #1541 - August 10, 2015, 10:31 AM
    Brilliant trolling of a PPI scammer. Scammer gets convinced he's talking to a military scientist who invented a teleporter, told he can be a civilian test subject, ends up speaking to the Wing Commander who, as it turns out, as well as enjoying a slap up lunch most mere mortals can never afford, reveals he wants to take over the world. This bloke just goes more and more into the story and characters as the video progresses, all while having a calm drive through Northumberland.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SCnHTgPIEo
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1542 - August 13, 2015, 03:05 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBVZz1XKNl0&sns=sms


    Looking forward to the next Karl Pilkington series
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     Reply #1543 - August 13, 2015, 04:06 AM
    Angry response to someone ringing from BT. Love it. Grin

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7aQd2zkuF8A
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1544 - August 13, 2015, 06:33 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ

    This tiny goat with ADHD will never stop making me smile.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
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     Reply #1545 - August 21, 2015, 07:17 PM
    Dawahman - Jurassic World VS Hellfire

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEjMVubLbWg

    Best comment:

    Quote
    Siaynoq8 3 days ago
     Fine satire, sir. Your impression of a deranged, self-important Muslim is spot on!

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1546 - August 21, 2015, 08:30 PM
     piggy
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     Reply #1547 - August 21, 2015, 08:39 PM
    Sad part is I wasn't too far off.
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     Reply #1548 - August 21, 2015, 08:40 PM
    So you also think he masturbates when he comes up with this?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1549 - August 21, 2015, 08:44 PM
    Not sure. I've never let the image of dawahman masturbating ever disturb my mind.
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     Reply #1550 - August 21, 2015, 08:48 PM
    Listening to some of your impression of his enthusiasm, it did sound at one point you were deliberately trying to make the listener think the little shit wanks off to these thoughts.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1551 - August 21, 2015, 08:55 PM
    I wouldn't be shocked by it.
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     Reply #1552 - August 21, 2015, 08:56 PM
    A happy accident then. Grin
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #1553 - August 21, 2015, 08:57 PM
    Omg you weren't that far off... and I wonder how he cannot feel embarrassed :S it makes me cringe

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #1554 - August 21, 2015, 09:15 PM
    Dawahman's voice really pisses me off, it's too squeaky and excitable.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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     Reply #1555 - August 21, 2015, 09:23 PM
    Grin
    The worst part is, he's the type of self-rightous jerk who wallows in all the ridicule of him because "all other messengers and warners were ridiculed before him". Fa tooba lil ghurabaa *insert melancholic nasheed here*
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #1556 - August 21, 2015, 09:33 PM
    Quote
    Bang bang, it's dawah time to shut the fuck up.


    Also, HM, your british accent could do with a bit of work. Hit me up if you want to understand the intricacies of the superior accent.

    Cheesy
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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     Reply #1557 - August 28, 2015, 04:46 PM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI0EspPJ_Y0

    https://youtu.be/iTVpjr6S0O8?t=51s
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     Reply #1558 - November 01, 2015, 09:46 PM
    I love this woman!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8gOcbneQRQ
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     Reply #1559 - November 10, 2015, 09:55 PM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mm8FumurM
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