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  • Bikini jeans!
     OP - June 15, 2009, 10:58 AM
    WOW! if I was a girl I would have loved to have one...



    But now since I am a man, I love to look at them!! parrot
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #1 - June 15, 2009, 12:21 PM
    Are you going to show us a picture so we know how great they are, or are you worried you'll upset kope?
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #2 - June 15, 2009, 12:31 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on June 15, 2009, 12:21 PM
    Are you going to show us a picture so we know how great they are, or are you worried you'll upset kope?


    Kope will not be upset!! He loves looking at them just as I do Tongue This is what Allah made us men. We like looking, touching, and even licking Girls!! Allah made phermones and hormones did not he?

    Well.... I was licking I mean looking at them again and thought of an idea..... I thought it would be extremely practical if the pants and the bikinis were actually attached by a Velcro. So that when you reach the beach you just pull them pants off in a sec!!  whistling2
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #3 - June 15, 2009, 12:44 PM
    Honestly I am not keen lol, maybe if they were in nicer denim material and had a better design to them, but they look like they dropped off the ?5 rail of the market.  Tongue
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #4 - June 15, 2009, 12:47 PM
    Isn't anybody going to post a picture?  Cry
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #5 - June 15, 2009, 12:48 PM
    Can't you see the pic?
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #6 - June 15, 2009, 12:49 PM
    No.   Cry
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #7 - June 15, 2009, 12:51 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on June 15, 2009, 10:58 AM
    WOW! if I was a girl I would have loved to have one...

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    But now since I am a man, I love to look at them!! parrot

    I can't see the pics either, I had to 'quote' and then manually copy/paste the url to get the pic.. and..they are.. excellent.
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #8 - June 15, 2009, 12:53 PM
    Yeah, quote and copy the link cheetah, I had to do that the first time, but now I can see the image on this thread so it does work.
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #9 - June 15, 2009, 12:55 PM
    Do people not know how to google Roll Eyes



    I posted a topic on this a while ago. I'm not too sure whether I will get them, they're bit much compared to what I normally wear. My bf thinks they're a bit lame (but he hates everything so fuck him Tongue). Guess it depends on whether my ass hangs out or not Tongue
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #10 - June 15, 2009, 01:00 PM
    Come on peru, these ones are ultra tacky though lol they would be much better if it was darker jeans, none of that bizzarre polka dot business on the bikini part.

    You have to admit the denim looks like the cheapest pair of jeans in primark.  Tongue

    These ones don't have the polka dots, but the denim still isn't good enough:



    Bwahahahaha check out the mens one.  Cheesy
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #11 - June 15, 2009, 01:02 PM
    I see them now, thanks Baal and Berbs.  I found this great dress on the same site....

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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #12 - June 15, 2009, 01:04 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on June 15, 2009, 01:02 PM
    I see them now, thanks Baal and Berbs.  I found this great dress on the same site....

    (Clicky for piccy!)


     Grin  seriously, who the heck thinks up these things.
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #13 - June 15, 2009, 01:06 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on June 15, 2009, 01:00 PM
    Come on peru, these ones are ultra tacky though lol they would be much better if it was darker jeans, none of that bizzarre polka dot business on the bikini part.

    You have to admit the denim looks like the cheapest pair of jeans in primark.  Tongue

    These ones don't have the polka dots, but the denim still isn't good enough:

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Bwahahahaha check out the mens one.  Cheesy

    All jeans look look the same to me Tongue It looks better without the dots.
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #14 - June 15, 2009, 01:31 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on June 15, 2009, 01:02 PM
    I see them now, thanks Baal and Berbs.  I found this great dress on the same site....

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    I too did not see your picture until I quoted you!!! Is there something wrong with the insert image command? Osmanthus please check!


    p.s. Cheetah, the balloon dress is a walking disaster waiting to happen Cheesy It should come with a label that says, Warning: Avoid cactus plants by all means!
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #15 - June 15, 2009, 09:51 PM
    The site probably has hotlink protection enabled so that you can't hog their bandwidth by linking their images all over the net. It's quite a common precaution. Legally, hotlinking is regarded as bandwidth theft.
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #16 - June 15, 2009, 10:48 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 15, 2009, 09:51 PM
    The site probably has hotlink protection enabled so that you can't hog their bandwidth by linking their images all over the net. It's quite a common precaution. Legally, hotlinking is regarded as bandwidth theft.

    any workaround, other than saving it?
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #17 - June 15, 2009, 11:02 PM
    What's wrong with saving it?  Roll Eyes  Why would you want a workaround? 
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #18 - June 15, 2009, 11:49 PM
    I forget we have the attach function.  I thought we have to download onto photobucket or someother site first, as with our profile photos.
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #19 - June 16, 2009, 12:36 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on June 15, 2009, 12:53 PM
    Yeah, quote and copy the link cheetah, I had to do that the first time, but now I can see the image on this thread so it does work.


    That's wierd, same thing happened to me. Couldn't see it, quote and copied, then came back to this page and could see it  Huh?
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #20 - June 16, 2009, 12:44 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on June 15, 2009, 01:00 PM
    You have to admit the denim looks like the cheapest pair of jeans in primark.  Tongue


    Yup. I don't like blue jeans particularly, but that is the most vile shade of blue for jeans.

    I got a pair of green jeans and some purple jeans Smiley
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #21 - June 16, 2009, 02:12 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on June 15, 2009, 01:00 PM
    Come on peru, these ones are ultra tacky though lol they would be much better if it was darker jeans, none of that bizzarre polka dot business on the bikini part.

    You have to admit the denim looks like the cheapest pair of jeans in primark.  Tongue

    These ones don't have the polka dots, but the denim still isn't good enough:

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Bwahahahaha check out the mens one.  Cheesy


    I'm sure the men's will be popular in the West Village, bars where the windows are blacked out, and almost nowhere else.
    fuck you
  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #22 - June 16, 2009, 02:13 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 15, 2009, 11:02 PM
    What's wrong with saving it?  Roll Eyes  Why would you want a workaround? 


    He meant reacharound-- he was distracted by the mens' bikini jeans and flashbacks of his bus groper.
    fuck you
  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #23 - June 16, 2009, 02:14 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on June 15, 2009, 11:49 PM
    I forget we have the attach function.  I thought we have to download onto photobucket or someother site first, as with our profile photos.


    You don't have to do that for avatars if that's what you mean by "profile photo"
    fuck you
  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #24 - June 16, 2009, 06:28 AM
    Quote from: J4m3z on June 16, 2009, 12:36 AM
    That's wierd, same thing happened to me. Couldn't see it, quote and copied, then came back to this page and could see it  Huh?

    It's because of the hotlinking protection they have. If you load the image url straight into your address bar it will take you to the image, which is of course then cached on your computer (since it has been downloaded). So when you view the post again you see the image which your computer has already stored.
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #25 - June 16, 2009, 06:29 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 16, 2009, 06:28 AM
    It's because of the hotlinking protection they have. If you load the image url straight into your address bar it will take you to the image, which is of course then cached on your computer (since it has been downloaded). So when you view the post again you see the image which your computer has already stored.


    Ah lol now that makes sense.  Tongue
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #26 - June 16, 2009, 07:14 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 16, 2009, 06:28 AM
    It's because of the hotlinking protection they have. If you load the image url straight into your address bar it will take you to the image, which is of course then cached on your computer (since it has been downloaded). So when you view the post again you see the image which your computer has already stored.

    clever man
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #27 - June 16, 2009, 08:04 AM
    Osmanthus (pbuh) is a holy man he knows everything. He must be the chosen one! Everybody should do what he does. But since we don't see Osmanthus, does anybody has a written material that we can follow?
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #28 - June 16, 2009, 08:18 AM
    Just follow the directions in my posts and you can't go wrong. There are no contradictions in my posts. None. If you think you have found a contradiction it must be due to faulty interpretation on your part.   grin12
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  • Re: Bikini jeans!
     Reply #29 - June 16, 2009, 08:32 AM
    Quote from: RIBS on June 16, 2009, 08:04 AM
    Osmanthus (pbuh) is a holy man he knows everything. He must be the chosen one! Everybody should do what he does. But since we don't see Osmanthus, does anybody has a written material that we can follow?

    The written material is in the rules page.  http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?page=12.

    He must be the holy one, other forums like this one used to have a concept of damnation, but Osmanthus (peace be upon him) told us that damantion was a bad concept and banished it for good.

    The rules:
    Quote
    1/ Discussion of Islamic beliefs.
    This is allowed, and indeed encouraged, subject to certain restrictions.
    2/ Personal attacks (including insults).
    3/ Calls for genocide, or for the deaths of innocents.
    Once again, not acceptable. No warnings will be given for this offense. A smite will be issued immediately.
    This includes, but is not limited to, death threats to other members and promoting things like "honour killings".
    4/ Rape victims.
    Under no circumstances will suggesting that rape victims are responsible for the actions of a rapist be tolerated.
    Once again, it is grounds for an instant smite. No advance warnings will be given.


    These show that he must me divinely inspired, nobody has a better set of rules than this and teaches how to behave in such an orderly & good fashion.  He created this forum out of the goodness of his heart, to make the world a better place.

    Also if you count the number of characters in the rules, you will find it is equal to the magic number 9 to the power of 5.  Osmanthus has 9 characters in it.  

    He is all knowing and all wise. 

    All hail our Master Os, the almightly, the benevelent the most merciful.  hope

    We may not see him, but I feel his presence daily here.



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