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  • I'm officially an uncle
     OP - June 29, 2009, 06:48 PM
    My sister just informed me she delivered her son Aryyan. It feels good to be an uncle  dance
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #1 - June 29, 2009, 06:53 PM
    OMG

    Congratulations Tommy. Its a great feeling innit. You have a nephew. wow.
    Coincidentally, he has the same name as my cousins son.

    Congratulations again. You'll be a great uncle.  Afro
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #2 - June 29, 2009, 06:58 PM
    Cool. Is your sis a Nazi? Just kidding man, congrats Afro
    fuck you
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #3 - June 29, 2009, 07:03 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 29, 2009, 06:53 PM
    OMG

    Congratulations Tommy. Its a great feeling innit. You have a nephew. wow.
    Coincidentally, he has the same name as my cousins son.

    Congratulations again. You'll be a great uncle.  Afro


    LOL that is a coincidence. And yeah, I'll be a great uncle. Great thing about being an uncle is I can raise them, but am not really responsible for them haha. Which is why I'm gonna spoil the kid.


    Quote from: Q-Man on June 29, 2009, 06:58 PM
    Cool. Is your sis a Nazi? Just kidding man, congrats Afro


    LOL Well I think she hinted she was a Nazi long ago, but who knows what she is now.

    Thanks mate  Afro
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #4 - June 29, 2009, 07:09 PM
    Yeah man, you know it. But then you always end up getting done by the parent. lol
    But the kids will love you and that's the main thing. haha
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #5 - June 29, 2009, 07:13 PM
    Teach him the ways of the infidel.  As a COEM uncle it is your duty to recite into his ears on birth "There is no God, so forget about Allah"
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #6 - June 29, 2009, 07:13 PM
    Congrats Tommy.   dance
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #7 - June 29, 2009, 07:15 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on June 29, 2009, 07:13 PM
    As a COEM uncle it is your duty to recite into his ears on birth "There is no God, so forget about Allah"


    Yes, I'll teach him how to think for himself.

    Quote from: Cheetah on June 29, 2009, 07:13 PM
    Congrats Tommy.   dance


    Mucho Gracias!
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #8 - June 29, 2009, 09:13 PM
    Good stuff. Congrats firstly to your sister for doing the dirty work. Secondary congrats to you for getting the reflected glory.  grin12
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #9 - June 29, 2009, 09:17 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Why thank you Oz, you're so poetic with your replies.
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #10 - June 29, 2009, 10:42 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on June 29, 2009, 06:48 PM
    My sister just informed me she delivered her son Aryyan. It feels good to be an uncle  dance


    Congrats Tommy... Did you know in Arabic Aryyan means naked?
    ...
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #11 - June 29, 2009, 10:47 PM
    Where does your sister stand on religion?
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #12 - June 29, 2009, 10:58 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on June 29, 2009, 10:42 PM
    Congrats Tommy... Did you know in Arabic Aryyan means Naked? I bet your nephew will frequently visit nude beaches Wink


    I don't think that what it means. My sister wouldn't have chose the name if it was that. The book of Arabic baby names said it means "leader." It's really a Persian name to be honest. Since my mom is Persian, she chose the name.

    Besides I had it wrong. It's spelled Aryaan. I'm not sure if that makes a difference or not.
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #13 - June 29, 2009, 10:58 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on June 29, 2009, 10:47 PM
    Where does your sister stand on religion?


    She's Muslim.
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #14 - July 03, 2009, 11:24 AM
    Aryaan is a really nice name Smiley
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #15 - July 03, 2009, 02:57 PM
    Congrats!  far away hug
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #16 - July 03, 2009, 06:26 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on June 29, 2009, 06:48 PM
    My sister just informed me she delivered her son Aryyan. It feels good to be an uncle  dance


    Congratulations!
    I'm an Aunt to two beautiful nieces, best feeling ever Smiley
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #17 - July 03, 2009, 06:37 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on June 29, 2009, 06:48 PM
    My sister just informed me she delivered her son Aryyan. It feels good to be an uncle  dance


    Yay! Congrats, Uncle Tommy  Afro
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #18 - July 03, 2009, 06:43 PM
    Thank you for your kind words everyone  Smiley

    To update you guys, Aryaan was 6 lbs, and he is very healthy. He is pretty chill aside from the time when you have to feed him--then he's loud..very loud.
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #19 - July 03, 2009, 07:13 PM
    cool. The fact that he's healthy sounds goood but what is the average weight of a baby?
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #20 - July 03, 2009, 07:20 PM
    I'm not sure. I think maybe 5lbs or so.
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #21 - July 03, 2009, 07:46 PM
    asian kids are about 6 pounds on average, european kids average about 8 pounds i think
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #22 - July 03, 2009, 08:04 PM
    As long as he's healthy. Cheesy
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #23 - July 04, 2009, 12:33 AM
    Yeah he's very healthy.

    Here is a quick pic of him with his mom

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #24 - July 04, 2009, 12:59 AM
    His mum is a duck?  Subhanallah
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #25 - July 04, 2009, 01:03 AM
    LMFAO  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy

    Sure Islame, why not.
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  • Re: I'm officially an uncle
     Reply #26 - July 04, 2009, 02:32 AM
    Congrats Tommy!  dance He is adorable!
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