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  • Question for kope!
     OP - July 04, 2009, 09:28 PM
    What was Allah doing before he created heaven and earth (or the universe)?
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #1 - July 04, 2009, 10:18 PM
    Simple: He's always been creating shit since eternity.
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #2 - July 04, 2009, 11:30 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on July 04, 2009, 09:28 PM
    What was Allah doing before he created heaven and earth (or the universe)?

    According to an Egyptian myth, Ra created the world while masturbating. This should provide an analogy.
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #3 - July 05, 2009, 12:13 AM
    Quote from: Aziz on July 04, 2009, 10:18 PM
    Simple: He's always been creating shit since eternity.


     Cheesy
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #4 - July 05, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Quote from: Zaephon on July 04, 2009, 11:30 PM
    According to an Egyptian myth, Ra created the world while masturbating. This should provide an analogy.


    I've heard about the same myth, but cannot find a reference to it.  Can you help?
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #5 - July 05, 2009, 09:35 AM
    What I used to say was "God is outside  of time; so to God, there is no such thing as before creation".

    I don't know if I made that up or if someone told me that.
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #6 - July 05, 2009, 02:20 PM
    Quote from: Aziz on July 04, 2009, 10:18 PM
    Simple: He's always been creating shit since eternity.


    Kope agrees obvioulsy since he did not answer!! Cheesy
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #7 - July 05, 2009, 04:58 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on July 04, 2009, 09:28 PM
    What was Allah doing before he created heaven and earth (or the universe)?

     there are many questions i have no answer
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #8 - July 05, 2009, 05:13 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on July 04, 2009, 09:28 PM
    What was Allah doing before he created heaven and earth (or the universe)?


    Don't hate.

    Kope could ask you the same thing about Ceiling Cat
    fuck you
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #9 - July 05, 2009, 05:23 PM
    Quote from: kope on July 05, 2009, 04:58 PM
    there are many questions i have no answer


    Can you please enumerate some more questions which you don't have answers to?
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #10 - July 05, 2009, 05:27 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on July 05, 2009, 05:13 PM
    .....Kope could ask you the same thing about Ceiling Cat...


    Easy to answer!!! The wholly CC was chasing evil mice and still! Cheesy
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #11 - July 05, 2009, 07:26 PM
    Quote from: SmartAssmodeus on July 05, 2009, 08:56 AM
    I've heard about the same myth, but cannot find a reference to it.  Can you help?


    The masturbating god is Atum-Ra.

    http://www.egyptianmyths.net/atum.htm
    http://egyptian-history.suite101.com/article.cfm/egyptian_creation_myths

    To find out how kinky the ancient Egyptians were, read this:
    http://www.egyptianculture.net/Marriage.aspx
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #12 - July 07, 2009, 09:42 AM
    When monotheists bug me with their creationist preaching, I simple say:
    time has always existed, by definition of "always".

    That's an unbeatable truth Cheesy

    It gets believer really pissed, usually :\
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #13 - July 07, 2009, 10:03 AM
    Quote from: Zaephon on July 05, 2009, 07:26 PM
    The masturbating god is Atum-Ra.

    He's such a Wanker
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #14 - July 07, 2009, 10:41 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on July 07, 2009, 10:03 AM
    He's such a Wanker


    Badum-tssh.
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #15 - July 07, 2009, 12:19 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on July 07, 2009, 10:03 AM
    He's such a Wanker

  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #16 - August 03, 2009, 05:58 AM
    Further proof this forum has no objective other than ridicule.
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #17 - August 03, 2009, 06:04 AM
    Quote from: shadowq8 on August 03, 2009, 05:58 AM
    Further proof this forum has no objective other than ridicule.


    Then why are you here?

    There's a pretty little cross in the top right hand corner of your screen that will make it all go away. Feel free to click on it. It might get you somewhere.
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #18 - August 03, 2009, 07:07 AM
    Quote from: shadowq8 on August 03, 2009, 05:58 AM
    Further proof this forum has no objective other than ridicule.


    That is because what you and your like believe in is totally ridiculous! An invisible God? idiot2
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #19 - August 03, 2009, 08:40 AM
    Quote from: heartbomb on August 03, 2009, 06:04 AM
    Then why are you here?

    There's a pretty little cross in the top right hand corner of your screen that will make it all go away. Feel free to click on it. It might get you somewhere.


    Someone has to respond to the hate you people spew out.
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #20 - August 03, 2009, 09:14 AM
    Well then, don't take offense if we decide to respond to all the hate spewed towards non-Muslims on Islamic web-sites. 

    Criticism goes both ways, you know.
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #21 - August 03, 2009, 09:18 AM
    Well then don't take offense over my criticisms as well ^_^
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #22 - August 03, 2009, 09:20 AM
    Quote from: shadowq8 on August 03, 2009, 09:18 AM
    Well then don't take offense over my criticisms as well ^_^


    Dude, you're the one that took offence  Cheesy
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #23 - August 03, 2009, 10:41 AM
    Shadow - I take it your up for a sensible discussion on Islam since you are objecting to the mocking tone of this thread. The problem with that is every time I have attempting such a thing with Muslims, they quickly resort to insults, abuse and childish remarks whilst evading the central issues raised.

    But I am a forgiving soul and prepared to give you a chance, only the last time I tried this the poor bugger ran off and didn't answer any of my questions.

    So sensible discussion, lets go for it. Can you explain why prophet of God raped women, endorsed rape and slavery, had his political opponents killed and ransacking caravans? Why is the quran full of anger, hate and racism? Why does God want to eternally punish people for not beliving in Islam? It's not as if you choose what you believe, you either find it convincing or you don't. I didn't and so I left.
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #24 - August 03, 2009, 11:14 AM
    Pakman, don't hold your breath. They never answer!

    Although, it is obvious. All religions are man made, that is why the GOD figure always has to have some human features.

    What puzzles me most! Is how can they not see it. Huh?
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #25 - August 03, 2009, 11:18 AM
    So its ok for you to insult but not for us ?
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #26 - August 03, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Quote from: RIBS on August 03, 2009, 11:14 AM
    Is how can they not see it. Huh?

    This questions puzzles me more than anything, as it seems so obvious to me  Huh?  After that the next question after this is why are we different, if we have come from a similar upbringing?
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #27 - August 03, 2009, 03:03 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on July 04, 2009, 09:28 PM
    What was Allah doing before he created heaven and earth (or the universe)?

    Him and his hand Ribs, him and his hand.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #28 - August 03, 2009, 03:07 PM
    They are scared from something that does not exist! Isn't that silly? Just like my son who used to be scared from something invisible under his bed.

    One night, I asked him if he let me sleep under his bed so that I catch that thing and then we give it a good beating and teach it a lesson. I stayed under his bed until the morning. He he woke me up, and the first thing he said was.... "Dad, there is nothing under my bed, if there was, then it would have eaten you".

    From that day on my son become a brave good boy knowing that nothing is and never been lurking under his bed.

    His father also knows that nothing is lurking up in the sky! parrot
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  • Re: Question for kope!
     Reply #29 - August 03, 2009, 03:07 PM
    Quote from: shadowq8 on August 03, 2009, 05:58 AM
    Further proof this forum has no objective other than ridicule.

    what's the further proof? you read this thread, and learned something new about an egyptian god. I think you should be thankful to  Zaephon for expanding your knowledge and Ribs for provoking the conversation.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
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