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 Topic: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?

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  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2040 - July 28, 2011, 02:45 PM
    Save it as a .jpeg and try again?  Smiley
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2041 - July 28, 2011, 02:51 PM
    Yes, I screwed up, selected the wrong image. I failed, but turned it around to make me look like a bad ass swan hunter. I'd never eat swan, they're beautiful creatures and this is my local park.

    http://s2.postimage.org/d12ew8l03/IMG_0170.jpg

    Here's a my best dish. Look at my careful arrangement, and the skill of the halved melon, as well as the menacing sight of a knife behind it, you know, so the other fruit don't get scared. There's even ethics in my plate of fruit.

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2042 - July 28, 2011, 02:53 PM
    Pics or it didn't happen. (I still can't see 'em.)
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2043 - July 28, 2011, 02:55 PM
    Quote from: posthuman on July 28, 2011, 02:51 PM
    Yes, I screwed up, selected the wrong image. I failed, but turned it around to make me look like a bad ass swan hunter. I'd never eat swan, they're beautiful creatures and this is my local park.

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Here's a my best dish. Look at my careful arrangement, and the skill of the halved melon, as well as the menacing sight of a knife behind it, you know, so the other fruit don't get scared. There's even ethics in my plate of fruit.



    oh my gawd!  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  i still cant see it, but the description is awesome!
     Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2044 - July 28, 2011, 02:56 PM
    Ok, final joke that was. Here's my trout and smoked haddock fish cakes with plum relish (I have nice plums) and a sort of salad thing I invented, as well as a kiss of mature cheddar. It worked rather well. Tasted delicious made a second one right after it, not quite as pretty though as I was hungry.

    http://s2.postimage.org/d14fnvuqb/IMG_0186.jpg
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2045 - July 28, 2011, 03:00 PM
    Oh ye without faith. Thou see a thing, with eyes while blind to my fish cakes.

    (Why can't anyone see them? I see all of them)
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2046 - July 28, 2011, 03:04 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on July 28, 2011, 02:53 PM
    Pics or it didn't happen. (I still can't see 'em.)


    Alien spaceships havn't visited earth, yet I can show you thousands of pictures of them.

    My fish cakes and fruit are photoshopped.

    Who would photoshop a plate of fruit? I'd rather photoshop me eating the fruit off the abdomen of a modestly nude Emmanuelle Siegner rather than a just....a plate...of fruit.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2047 - July 28, 2011, 03:06 PM
    ^...Out of all the women you could possibly photoshop yourself eating fruit off... Emmanuelle Siegner?
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2048 - July 28, 2011, 03:12 PM
    can someone help me shrink my photos please?   Cry
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2049 - July 28, 2011, 03:14 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on July 28, 2011, 03:06 PM
    ^...Out of all the women you could possibly photoshop yourself eating fruit off... Emmanuelle Siegner?


    You're right, what was I thinking. I'd now choose Amy Winehouse.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2050 - July 28, 2011, 03:15 PM
    My mind has been blown - trying to figure out how to prove I can see the pictures when I can't show any pictures.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2051 - July 28, 2011, 03:17 PM
    Quote from: posthuman on July 28, 2011, 03:14 PM
    You're right, what was I thinking. I'd now choose Amy Winehouse.

    I'm having a dilemma about whether I can laugh at that or not.

    Goddammit.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2052 - July 28, 2011, 03:21 PM
    That is my one and only purpose in life. To give people the choice and freedom.   Afro
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2053 - July 28, 2011, 03:30 PM
    I actually couldn't think of anyone, so I thought of one of my favourite films, The Ninth Gate, and she's in it, and she goes nude.

    It was either her, or Princess Leia, and a French actress makes me look more grown up.

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2054 - July 28, 2011, 03:50 PM
    I took out the (img][/im) so you should see them in the links.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2055 - July 28, 2011, 03:56 PM
    Amazing melon cutting skills Wink
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2056 - July 28, 2011, 03:56 PM
    For afternoon tea with a nice cuppa.
    The homemade lemon curd was a bit dribbly, but it tasted good.
    http://s1115.photobucket.com/albums/k545/Belly62/?action=view&current=IMG_3950.jpg
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2057 - July 28, 2011, 08:55 PM
    ^...WANT.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2058 - July 28, 2011, 08:59 PM
    Quote from: Azuremist on July 28, 2011, 03:56 PM
    For afternoon tea with a nice cuppa.
    The homemade lemon curd was a bit dribbly, but it tasted good.
    http://s1115.photobucket.com/albums/k545/Belly62/?action=view&current=IMG_3950.jpg


    Looks good, the dribbliness is very M&S.  Afro
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2059 - July 28, 2011, 09:11 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on July 28, 2011, 08:55 PM
    ^...WANT.

    I'll make you another one soon. Smiley
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2060 - July 28, 2011, 09:16 PM
    Yaaaaaaaaaay! :3
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2061 - July 28, 2011, 11:47 PM
    Quote from: posthuman on July 28, 2011, 02:51 PM
    Yes, I screwed up, selected the wrong image. I failed, but turned it around to make me look like a bad ass swan hunter. I'd never eat swan, they're beautiful creatures and this is my local park.

    http://s2.postimage.org/d12ew8l03/IMG_0170.jpg

    Here's a my best dish. Look at my careful arrangement, and the skill of the halved melon, as well as the menacing sight of a knife behind it, you know, so the other fruit don't get scared. There's even ethics in my plate of fruit.



    Quote from: posthuman on July 28, 2011, 02:56 PM
    Ok, final joke that was. Here's my trout and smoked haddock fish cakes with plum relish (I have nice plums) and a sort of salad thing I invented, as well as a kiss of mature cheddar. It worked rather well. Tasted delicious made a second one right after it, not quite as pretty though as I was hungry.

    http://s2.postimage.org/d14fnvuqb/IMG_0186.jpg


    No offence. Grin Is that seriously your best piece of work?! LOL Cheesy Damn and you were criticising me as if you were trained by Ramsay or something.  whistling2
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2062 - July 29, 2011, 01:26 AM
    No that's just a prelude. I will post an improvement each time, until I am worshipped.

    This is my ragu with tagliatelli.

    I MADE the tagliatelli, from scratch, my own pasta, my own sauce, the only thing bought in it's form is the plate and fork.

    Takes in total 6 hours.

    http://s1.postimage.org/cw6dricdv/IMG_0166.jpg

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2063 - July 29, 2011, 01:27 AM
    That's buffalo milk mozzarella cheese, not the one made from cows' milk.

    The basil is from my plant. Although I did buy the plant.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2064 - July 29, 2011, 01:33 AM
    http://s1.postimage.org/cw70x17ar/IMG_0136.jpg

    This is what I'm having for breakfast in the morning. Scottish fry up, minus the bacon. Tongue

    That's not me showing off, it's just to show you my breakfast. I feel like sleeping now, so that moment can come. Ahhh...the sizzle in the morning, the lust for energy, the cracking of eggs, the sheer bliss of butter spreading, the smell of frying tomatoes. The heavenly soothing tea that finishes it off, like a cigarette after sex.

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2065 - July 29, 2011, 02:13 AM
    Had ground beef, eggplant, potato sandwiches. I like to raid my fridge and just make random shit. It tastes so good.  yes
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2066 - July 29, 2011, 03:04 PM
    Quote from: posthuman on July 29, 2011, 01:33 AM
    http://s1.postimage.org/cw70x17ar/IMG_0136.jpg

    This is what I'm having for breakfast in the morning. Scottish fry up, minus the bacon. Tongue

    That's not me showing off, it's just to show you my breakfast. I feel like sleeping now, so that moment can come. Ahhh...the sizzle in the morning, the lust for energy, the cracking of eggs, the sheer bliss of butter spreading, the smell of frying tomatoes. The heavenly soothing tea that finishes it off, like a cigarette after sex.




    Butter is not spread on the toast evenly. Tomatoes are over cooked, and the eggs look oily.

    001_tongue

    It's fun playing Ramsay

    Quote from: posthuman on July 29, 2011, 01:26 AM
    No that's just a prelude. I will post an improvement each time, until I am worshipped.

    This is my ragu with tagliatelli.

    I MADE the tagliatelli, from scratch, my own pasta, my own sauce, the only thing bought in it's form is the plate and fork.

    Takes in total 6 hours.

    http://s1.postimage.org/cw6dricdv/IMG_0166.jpg




    Ugly plate. (Yeah that's the best I could do, damn it.)  finmad
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2067 - July 29, 2011, 04:32 PM
    Tomorrow it will be spaghetti alla vongole.
    Easy to make, and very good. Vongole are little shells called clams I think. They are available ready-cooked in little jars. Fry two sliced cloves of garlic in olive oil in a saucepan untill light brown, take them out and eat them (delicious!) add a tin of tomato's and some thyme and maggiorano, and let simmer untill the tomatoes are done. Add the vongole and the jews that go with them, and cook untill the sauce is short to your taste. Serve with fresh spaghetti and cooled Verdicchio wine, and any green salad you like.
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2068 - July 29, 2011, 04:35 PM
    Jews=juice.. right? Wink
  • Re: Food, Food, Glorious Food - what you having for dinner?
     Reply #2069 - July 29, 2011, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: Ferrero on July 29, 2011, 04:35 PM
    Jews=juice.. right? Wink


    Or Hallakuf could be a... cannibal? Huh?
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
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