I hope yours is better than your Arabic
I'm gonna replace your list of ingredients with a list of Haifa Wahbe and Nancy Ajram lyrics. I can imagine you going into a grocery store and asking 'Where can I find shik shak shok?' 'Where do you keep your Aah w Nos?'
'Mum, what is this nussy nussy and how do I make it?''
Anyway, blease don't do that, not for the embarassment I just hate that music.