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  • Halal and haram jobs
     OP - July 20, 2009, 06:03 PM

    This is a propos of the thread Muslims can?t work in Banks then ?

    There is a thread on Ummah.com with the following title :

    Mega Thread of Halal and Haram Jobs + Discussion + Solutions

    opened by someone with the nick Khushdost

    He has compiled the following list (with the help of islam.qa) of jobs that for a pious muslim are a no no :

    Quote
    1. Working in Riba based BFSI (Banking, Financial Services and Insurance) sector in any department and in any profile.
    2. Media organizations where the content is Haram and/or the Advertisments are Haram
    3. Working in Alcohol companies or breweries
    4. Waiter in Five star Restaurants where he or she has to serve alcohol
    5. Chef who has to include pork or alcohol while making dishes
    6. An HR person who has to do payroll management because it includes writing and becoming witness of Riba based transaction in the form of Employee Provident Fund (EPF) and Employee insurance Schemes
    7. Any job which involves touching or shaking hands with Non-Mehrams
    8. Any job which involves being alone with a Non-Mehram male or female
    9. Singer (singing Haram lyrics and containing prohibited musical instruments)
    10. Actor (relaxation in case where the person is doing something Islamic under the purview of Sharia)
    11. Dancer
    12. Musician
    13. Director (of Haram Movies)
    14. Producer (of Haram Movies)
    15. Marketing Professional (who does marketing of Haram Products and services)
    16. Marketing Professional (who does marketing of Halal goods and services but tell lies on a regular basis to lure customers)
    17. A person who takes bribes
    18. An IT person who develops software / designs website / design database for Haram companies for eg. Banks, Media companies, Music Companies, Pornography, Alcohol, Temples, and Churches etc.
    19. A printing press where they Print pictures of Women, Idols of Gods and other harmful material
    20. Selling dresses for women which reveal their Awrah
    21. Selling statutes and idols
    22. Selling magazine, books, posters of Actor and Actresses and other Haram content in it
    23. Civil engineer / architect who helps in designing Banks, Gambling dens, Bars
    24. Working in a software company who primarily deals in Astrological products.
    25. Selling the CDs of Movies and Music (Hollywood ? Bollywood)
    26. Selling Video Games (All video games contain music, some even contain vulgarity, profanity and excessive violence)
    27. Selling Music players and music systems (where we are very well aware that the customer will be using to listen to Haraam music)
    28. Selling Dish TV set-top boxes where we know that all the Channels would be Haram Channels
    29. Running a Webhosting service and giving services to everyone, independent to the content of his or her site which would be hosted on our server
    30. People having earning from Google Adsense where they may get revenue from display of Haram Ads
    31. Women working in any job which requires them to remove their Hijaab
    32. Painting / Designing / Selling / Marketing any product or service which would specifically be used by a Church / Temple / Gurudwara / Synagogue etc.
    33. Fighting election and becoming a political person (Minister / Member of Parliament/ Senate) in a Non-Muslim country where the state would be run by man-made laws and ultimate sovereignty would lie in the man-made constitution of that state.
    34. Male doctors treating female patients and vice-versa, unless in case of acute necessity.
    35. Males becoming Gynecologist or obstetrician
    36. Teaching man-made laws on governance and criminal justice
    37. Serving in an Army of a country which ?specializes? in killing Innocent Muslims and innocent people of any other faith in general (for Eg. US and Israel)
    38. Printing Clothes with Animated objects on it
    39. Animator working for commercial unIslamic movies (where is animating Animals/Human for purposes other than education Children)
    40. Photographer / Videographer who takes photos of women revealing their awrah



    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?t=217599

    There doesn?t seem to be many jobs a muslim can do.

    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #1 - July 20, 2009, 06:20 PM

    jeepers! according to this drivel if everyone in the world were to become muslim tomorrow it would cripple the economy and make the current economic problems look tiny in comparison!

    I like number 4 best = 4. Waiter in Five star Restaurants where he or she has to serve alcohol.

    Why does it matter what star it is? lol
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #2 - July 20, 2009, 06:24 PM

    Wow, glad I'm not a muslim anymore.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #3 - July 20, 2009, 06:24 PM

    Quote
    7. Any job which involves touching or shaking hands with Non-Mehrams
    8. Any job which involves being alone with a Non-Mehram male or female

    Wow. According to this bullshit, a pious Muslim cannot work anywhere.

    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #4 - July 20, 2009, 06:47 PM

    jeepers! according to this drivel if everyone in the world were to become muslim tomorrow it would cripple the economy and make the current economic problems look tiny in comparison!

    I like number 4 best = 4. Waiter in Five star Restaurants where he or she has to serve alcohol.

    Why does it matter what star it is? lol

    Good point, what difference does the star rating make?

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #5 - July 20, 2009, 07:12 PM

    I think it must have been written by someone in a Muslim country where alcohol is not common. I.e. where alcohol is only served in high class restaurants where foreigners go.

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #6 - July 20, 2009, 07:25 PM

    Oh if only more self proclaimed Muslims would actually follow this list and the actual religion they proclaim to follow - the rest of us would never have to deal with them anywhere ever again!  dance

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #7 - July 20, 2009, 07:46 PM

    33. Fighting election and becoming a political person (Minister / Member of Parliament/ Senate) in a Non-Muslim country where the state would be run by man-made laws and ultimate sovereignty would lie in the man-made constitution of that state.

    If only their naiivity entailed innocence. All laws are man-made, even under Shariah law, and even if Islam really was revealed by God. Every law under Shariah law is a product of interpretation by a human and the implications are also worked out by a human. If we were to grant that Shariah law is not man-made, then we would have to grant that there is no such thing as a man-made law. Our law is inspired by the moral law which is informed to us by our conscience. And there probably wouldn't be as much conflict between our consciences as there are between different interpretations of the Qur'an.

    39. Animator working for commercial unIslamic movies (where is animating Animals/Human for purposes other than education Children)

    That's right! There's no room for fun in Islam. Everything you do has to be done for a serious reason that will contribute towards the global Islamic goal. In Islam, fun is HARAAM!

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #8 - July 20, 2009, 07:50 PM

    I think it must have been written by someone in a Muslim country where alcohol is not common. I.e. where alcohol is only served in high class restaurants where foreigners go.

    Yep, I think you're right

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #9 - July 20, 2009, 08:02 PM

    Quote
    33. Fighting election and becoming a political person (Minister / Member of Parliament/ Senate) in a Non-Muslim country where the state would be run by man-made laws and ultimate sovereignty would lie in the man-made constitution of that state.


    I know people who have received abusive telephone calls and even death threats from Islamists for taking part in elections.

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #10 - July 20, 2009, 08:04 PM

    Muslims who have taken part in elections or anyone whose taken part?

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #11 - July 20, 2009, 08:09 PM

    Muslim people who were running for council and parliament.

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #12 - July 21, 2009, 02:28 AM

    Quote
    10. Actor (relaxation in case where ....)
    11. Dancer
    12. Musician
    13. Director (of Haram Movies)
    14. Producer (of Haram Movies)
    .
    .
    17. A person who takes bribes <-- LOL!! I want this job
    18. An IT person who develops software / designs website / design database for Haram companies for eg. Banks, Media ... Alcohol, Temples, and Churches etc.


    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #13 - July 21, 2009, 07:31 AM

    The bribe one is ironic considering most civil servants/police/airport officials/traffic wardens in most arab and muslim countries practically live on bribes, anyone who has been to one of those countries will know what im talkin about!  Afro Cheesy
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #14 - August 25, 2009, 04:35 PM

    this list is hilarious.. and I second allat, if only they DID follow this list, we wouldnt have to deal with them so much!  Cheesy



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    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #15 - August 25, 2009, 06:46 PM

    I love how the US and Israeli armies 'specialise in killing innocent Muslims.'  But of course the armies and police of Muslim dictators do not.   whistling2

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #16 - August 25, 2009, 06:47 PM

    Quote
    A printing press where they Print pictures of Women, Idols of Gods and other harmful material


    And printing pictures of men isn't haram?

    Quote
    Selling dresses for women which reveal their Awrah


    What about selling clothes for men which reveal their awrah, such as speedos and the Borat mankini?

    Quote
    Photographer / Videographer who takes photos of women revealing their awrah


    Yeah, and vids of nekkid men with their willies flapping all over the place isn't just as haram?!  furious

    Seriously, these people still operate on the premise that women don't have any sexual drive at all!

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #17 - August 25, 2009, 06:56 PM

    Quote
    Selling dresses for women which reveal their Awrah


    That wouldn't be a haram job, because women can wear whatever they want, they just have to cover themselves infront of non-mahrams.

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #18 - August 25, 2009, 07:08 PM

    HAHAHAHHAHA

    TOO BAD "REAL" DON'T FOLLOW THIS CRAP, WE WOULD NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN!! LMAO

    ps i love how most of them involve anything to do with entertainment!!! hahahahah

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I SERIOUSLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!! DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY??? THAT LITERALLY COMES TO THE CONCLUSION THAT A "TRUE" muslim can't do SHIT!!!! LOLOLOL

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #19 - August 26, 2009, 08:58 PM

    Oh muslims are so brainwashed and stupid - make sme so angry!

    I get so annoyed that my mum is get more and more religious each day and last time I visited her she saw on stupid Channel S (Bengali TV channel) that working in banks is haram so now she's desperate for me to quit. Oh, if only she knew.

    Basically in being a muslim, you can't have a decent job.

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #20 - August 26, 2009, 09:19 PM

    I saved this list as: "40 things I have to do before I die"...  grin12 grin12

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #21 - August 26, 2009, 09:48 PM

    I get so annoyed that my mum is get more and more religious each day and last time I visited her she saw on stupid Channel S (Bengali TV channel) that working in banks is haram so now she's desperate for me to quit. Oh, if only she knew.

    The Islamic satellite channels are mass-brainwashing a whole new generation of Muslim youths, and they're making the older generation even more religious and backwards.

    I get really annoyed when my parents put these Islamic satellite channels on.  There are SO MANY of these channels too!

    .
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #22 - August 26, 2009, 09:51 PM

    +1

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #23 - August 26, 2009, 10:13 PM

    Islam Channel is the worst, pumping Wahabi filth everday. I say we complain to OFCOM, those Saudi funded prats need shutting down

    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #24 - August 26, 2009, 10:30 PM

    Then there is Noor TV!!!! finmad
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #25 - August 26, 2009, 10:32 PM

    Islam Channel is the worst, pumping Wahabi filth everday. I say we complain to OFCOM, those Saudi funded prats need shutting down

    agreed, put together a petition on a thread so we can all sign it and send it off to them..

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #26 - August 26, 2009, 10:38 PM

    Yes, those religious channels are pathetic.  My parents were never that strictly religious before, my mum used to wear a saree and now she only wears burka because the mullah on the TV said saree's are mushrik garments.  Also minor things like plucking eyebrows, that's something she never cared about before, but now she is horrified by the look of my eyebrows.

    These petty scholars dish our mini fatwas on every day life and it's truly is causing a problem for the older generation.  I think we should draw up a petition against such channels, especially Islam Channel and Peace TV.

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #27 - August 26, 2009, 10:49 PM

    All for getting Islam Channel shut down, they are the most hardline. How can we do this? Do we need examples of filth they have been espousing.

    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #28 - August 26, 2009, 10:53 PM

    What about Peace TV?

    PEACEFUL PEACEFUL PEACEFUL! Cheesy

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  • Re: Halal and haram jobs
     Reply #29 - August 26, 2009, 10:55 PM

    Those channels are PURE propaganda bullshit i want to fucking break my tv whenver I flip threw channels and see it on there

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