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 Topic: Thank God for Football

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  • Thank God for Football
     OP - August 04, 2009, 06:23 PM
    It saved my sanity many times over the years - and I'm glad to say that the Premiership will be back Saturday week. (Spurs will be playing Sunday v Liverpool)

    The Championship starts this Saturday for any sad bastards out there!  grin12

    So here's a video to celebrate this fact.

    Please do add your own good/crappy football song - or football video if you like.  Afro

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-zW2c8H2o
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #1 - August 04, 2009, 06:34 PM
    The Championship...LOL!

    When does division 10 begin...im a Leeds fan...lol Cheesy
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #2 - August 04, 2009, 06:53 PM
    Quote
    Muslims Angered by Verse in German Soccer Club Song

    The verse "Muhammad Was a Prophet Who Knows Nothing About Football" in the official song of German soccer club Schalke 04 has sparked more than 100 complaints from Muslims. The club says it's looking into the matter.

    German Bundesliga soccer club Schalke 04 has received more than 100 complaints from Muslims about its club song which contains the verse: "Muhammad was a Prophet who knows nothing about football."

    The song with the title "White and Blue, How I Love You" has been around for decades but only recently came to the attention of Turkish media which said it insults the Prophet.

    Muslims are now demanding that the offending line be struck from the song, which is chanted by Schalke's fans before every match.

    The management of the club, based in the western town of Gelsenkirchen in the industrial Ruhr region, is concerned about the complaints and says it is consulting an expert on Islam.

    It's unclear why the song contains the reference to Muhammad given that the rest of the lyrics focus on the beauty of the team colors white and blue and on the fact that Schalke will never die.

    "The song is age old. Both sides should sit down and discuss this, we're all sensible people," Schalke's former manager Rudi Assauer told the mass circulationBild newspaper.

    Shalke has established itself as one of the dominant clubs in the German football in recent years, capturing the German Cup two years in a row in 2001 and 2002. It earned second place in the Bundesliga in 2001, 2005 and 2007, allowing the team to compete in the Champions League.


    http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,640393,00.html

    Here this is the complete strophe

    Mohammed war ein Prophet
    Der vom Fu?ballspielen nichts versteht
    Doch aus all der sch?nen Farbenpracht
    Hat er sich das Blau und Wei?e ausgedacht

    which translates as

    Muhammad was a prophet
    Who didn't know anything about football
    But of all the wonderful colours
    He picked blue and white

    Now I don't see any connection between Mo and the colours blue/white. I thought, green was the colour of Islam...

     Cheesy Cheesy bunny
    bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #3 - August 04, 2009, 07:01 PM
    Quote from: Glen on August 04, 2009, 06:34 PM
    im a Leeds fan...lol Cheesy


    Oh dear, my sincere commiserations.

    I remember the great Leeds of Don Revie when I was a kid in the 70s.
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #4 - August 04, 2009, 07:06 PM
    Quote from: NineBerry on August 04, 2009, 06:53 PM
    Muhammad was a prophet
    Who didn't know anything about football


    That's a damn Kuffar lie!

    Mo was a cracking center-forward and a great header of the ball.

    Aristotle was pretty nifty too - this when Germany played Greece:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TicMbH4OY
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #5 - August 04, 2009, 07:14 PM
    OMFG!!! Hassan that is the BEST thing i have ever seen in my sad little life!! LOL!! awesome!!
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #6 - August 06, 2009, 02:41 PM
    Fun fact:

    I wondered about the connection between Mo and the colours blue/white. So, here is the answer: There is none. The song of the football club was plagiarized inspired by a 18th century poem by a huntsman about the colour "green". Green is the traditional colour associated with huntsmen in Germany and it is also associated with Mo, whose favourite colour it was.

    Here is the relevant excerpt from the original 1797 poem:

    Quote
    Mahomed ist mein Patron
    Echte Sch?nheit kannt' er schon
    Er, dem aus der Farbenschaar
    Nur die gr?ne heilig war.

    Leben soll er, Herr Prophet,
    Der auf Farben sich versteht!
    M?chte fast mich selbst - doch nein,
    Liebte ja weder Jagd noch Wein.

    H?tt' ich nur ein K?nigreich
    Wahrlich, seinen Huris gleich,
    M?ssten M?dchen, jung und sch?n,
    alle gr?n gekleidet gehn.


    My unpoetic translation:

    Quote
    Mohammed is my patron
    He knew real beauty
    For him of all the colours
    Only Green was holy

    Long live you, Mr. Prophet,
    Who knows so much about colours.
    I would nearly think about [converting] - but no,
    Problem is, he didn't like hunting and wine.

    If I had my own kingdom,
    therein girls, young and beautiful, would have
    to dress all in green
    just like his houris.

    bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #7 - August 06, 2009, 02:42 PM
    Yuck, curse god for football dude.  wacko
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #8 - August 06, 2009, 02:47 PM
    +1

    The game should only be 1 minute long, that way no-one has to endure the extra 89 minutes & dull discussions afterwards.
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  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #9 - August 06, 2009, 02:56 PM
    I really really hate the period between the end of may and the beginning of august! It seems like there is somehting missing in the world!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #10 - August 06, 2009, 03:05 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBIU3jeRHc8
    bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #11 - August 06, 2009, 03:49 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 06, 2009, 02:56 PM
    I really really hate the period between the end of may and the beginning of august! It seems like there is somehting missing in the world!

    I'll save you the bother.  Man Utd will win - shock- horror  mysmilie_977
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  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #12 - August 06, 2009, 04:21 PM
    I hate football, it should be moved to the top of the governments to ban list, but second to barbeques, oh wait, and third to burkhas.

     whistling2

     Roll Eyes

     Cheesy
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #13 - August 06, 2009, 04:28 PM
    Do you want to see a woman in a burka play football?
    bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #14 - August 06, 2009, 04:30 PM
    Quote from: ExHindu on August 06, 2009, 04:21 PM
    I hate football, it should be moved to the top of the governments to ban list, but second to barbeques, oh wait, and third to burkhas.

     whistling2

     Roll Eyes

     Cheesy


    Wait, ban barbeques?  are you kidding, I am a HUGE fan of barbeques.  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #15 - August 06, 2009, 04:34 PM
    That sounds like news to you! Did you miss that whole thread, where ex hindu was saying that barbecues should be banned.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #16 - August 06, 2009, 04:34 PM
    Quote from: NineBerry on August 06, 2009, 04:28 PM
    Do you want to see a woman in a burka play football?


    Or a woman in a burka, playing football, whilst eating a hotdog which has just been barbecued in the middle of the pitch.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #17 - August 06, 2009, 04:37 PM
    Quote
    Or a woman in a burka, playing football, whilst eating a hotdog which has just been barbecued in the middle of the pitch.







    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #18 - August 06, 2009, 04:39 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 06, 2009, 04:34 PM
    That sounds like news to you! Did you miss that whole thread, where ex hindu was saying that barbecues should be banned.


    I did.  wacko

    Anyone in the uk up for a BBQ at mine?  grin12
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #19 - August 06, 2009, 04:40 PM
    I think everyone will be up for it, apart from ex-hindu!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #20 - August 06, 2009, 04:42 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 06, 2009, 04:39 PM
    I did.  wacko

    Anyone in the uk up for a BBQ at mine?  grin12


    Me please.

    I'll bring a fire extinguisher and lecture notes on smoke pollution.
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #21 - August 06, 2009, 04:43 PM
    Anyone remember Phil Babb who used to play for liverpool and ireland?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQeYoKDVGMY
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #22 - August 06, 2009, 04:44 PM
    Quote from: ExHindu on August 06, 2009, 04:42 PM
    Me please.

    I'll bring a fire extinguisher and lecture notes on smoke pollution.


    Yeah, sorry, the sign at the door says :


     Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #23 - August 06, 2009, 04:44 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbmbL6Td9f8
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #24 - August 07, 2009, 01:16 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paqIiewalEg&start=190
    bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #25 - August 07, 2009, 07:34 AM
    Quote from: NineBerry on August 07, 2009, 01:16 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paqIiewalEg&start=190


    OMG that was so sweet and also so sad - thanks for posting.
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #26 - August 07, 2009, 01:34 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on August 07, 2009, 07:34 AM
    OMG that was so sweet and also so sad - thanks for posting.


    Okay, this is sweet and funny (IMO)

    I present you Susu, a young muslim woman from Berlin who is religious but doesn't wear the headscarf because it wouldn't be appropriate to wear the headscarf while drinking beer  Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y872T6MnY3A
    bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
  • Re: Thank God for Football
     Reply #27 - August 07, 2009, 02:52 PM
    I just never liked any sports. I dont know why, I couldnt get into a single one.
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
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