Kope is involved in the largest zionist conspiracy this world has ever seen
.
He is on the secret board of the worlds largest companies
, and is conspiring to ensure Christian, Muslims, non-believers start the Third Wordld War on the basis of, you guessed it, bikinis.
He is attempting to create a mass shortage of them, raising their prices and mass producing them across the Asian subcontinent using child labour and raking in the profits.
You have been warned!