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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #60 - August 17, 2009, 12:04 AM
    "I can help you with that.  You can say the following:

    Ammi jee, mein Islam nu nai mann di.  Main nai roza rakhna.  Main nai namaaz par ni.  Main nai Quran par na.  Quran de vich baqwaas likhiya va.  Muhammad ek zaleel insaan si.  Muhammad ne kinne loka da khoon karwaya si.  Muhammad ek aantankwaad si.  Onhe che saal di kurri de naal shaadi kitte si.  Jedo o nau saal di si, Muhammad ne onhu lann mariya si.

    Mein eho jai insaan nu rasoolallah kidda mann sakdi a?

    Main music sunn na va, main apne pasand de kapre pone a, main kafirran di dost bann na chondi a, mein haram khaana khaana chondi a?


    *translation*

    Mummy, I don't believe in Islam.  I don't want to fast.  I don't want to pray.  I don't want to read the Quran.  The Quran contains nonsense.  Muhammad was a vile person.  Muhammad got many people killed.  Muhammad was a terrorist.  He married a 6 year old girl.  When she was 9, he f***ed her.

    How can I believe that such a man was the prophet of God?

    I want to listen to music, I want to wear what I want, I want to be friends with kafirs, I want to eat haraam food?"

    ......hmmmm and her mum might say the following back to her.

    Hai hai. Haraamzadiay! Teri itni jurrat kithoon pai gayi? Chal jaakar maafi mang allah kolloon. Takya eeyo hondha hai university jaa je tay kanjar gorrian naal reh keh. Kuch zayada hee zabaan challan lag payee hai. Men tere abba ki kya si ke tera vaya kar shorna si. Teray phir hosh tikanay aanvan.

    Translation!

    Well Well. Bastard (female)! How dare you show such audacity. Go ask for forgiveness from god. See this is what happens when you go to university and living with the promiscuous white people. Your mouthing off a bit too much. I told your father that we should have married you off. Maybe you would have seen sense.
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #61 - August 17, 2009, 12:54 AM
    Umm, no offense but would you mind using the quote function? It makes things easier to follow. Smiley
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #62 - August 17, 2009, 12:39 PM
    Hehe thanks guy, not quite sure if I want to word it like that though Tongue I'm not even sure how to pronounce some of those words too. I think this might be a good opportunity to come out fully. Next problem will be telling them about my bf, they're gunna flip when they find out. Why couldn't I be born into an atheist family? :(
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #63 - August 17, 2009, 04:42 PM
    Lol @ 20yearstoolong.

    Your punjabi is a bit more mirpuri/northern than mine, but I knew what you said.

    PS, I agree with Os... use the Quote function.  It makes things easier to follow.
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #64 - August 17, 2009, 04:51 PM
    Are there any mirpuri's in the house?
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #65 - August 17, 2009, 04:58 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on August 17, 2009, 12:39 PM
    Hehe thanks guy, not quite sure if I want to word it like that though Tongue I'm not even sure how to pronounce some of those words too. I think this might be a good opportunity to come out fully. Next problem will be telling them about my bf, they're gunna flip when they find out. Why couldn't I be born into an atheist family? :(


    Now that would be way too easy!
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #66 - August 17, 2009, 06:46 PM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on August 16, 2009, 11:51 PM
    Ammi jee, mein Islam nu nai mann di.  Main nai roza rakhna.  Main nai namaaz par ni.  Main nai Quran par na.  Quran de vich baqwaas likhiya va.  Muhammad ek zaleel insaan si.  Muhammad ne kinne loka da khoon karwaya si.  Muhammad ek aantankwaad si.  Onhe ek che saal di kurri de naal shaadi kitte si.  Jedo o nau saal di si, Muhammad ne onhu lann mariya si.


    Lol Shahid! You could have been a little bit more delicate than that!

    To anyone who does not understand, if you translate the bit in bold into English, it means "when she was 9, muhammad fucked her", but if you translate it literally, it means "when she was 9, muhammad smacked her with his dick"!


    Quote from: pakman on August 17, 2009, 04:51 PM
    Are there any mirpuri's in the house?


    I'm half Mirpuri, although I have rarely been. Are you?
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #67 - August 17, 2009, 07:07 PM
    No and even if I was I probably would not admit it.

    I can speak the lingo though

    Teek he
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #68 - August 17, 2009, 07:08 PM
    How can you speak the lingo? Are you from Pindi or Gujarkhan?
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #69 - August 17, 2009, 07:12 PM
    Pindi
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #70 - August 17, 2009, 07:25 PM
    Quote from: pakman on August 17, 2009, 07:07 PM
    No and even if I was I probably would not admit it. 

    Why? Is there a stigma attached to us? (I'm Mirpuri btw).
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #71 - August 17, 2009, 07:37 PM
    Basically, Mirpuris tend to be the rural poor, and thus, were looked down on. They are seen as being country bumpkins and generally uncouth. Did you just come back from Mirpur and whereabouts?


    By the way, if you are Mirpuri, I wouldn't use what Shahid told you to tell your mum!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #72 - August 17, 2009, 07:46 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 17, 2009, 06:46 PM
    Lol Shahid! You could have been a little bit more delicate than that!

    I was in two minds whether to write that or not.  I didn't wanna be too vulgar.  When I posted it I thought "Should I have written that?"

    Lets be honest, when it comes to punjabi cussing I could say much worse. grin12
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #73 - August 17, 2009, 07:46 PM
    Mirpur is improving a lot albeit very slowly. They're building a lot of modern houses now (really colourful ones, they look very cool!). A lot has changed there over the years I've visited the place. They're still quite far behind though but they're catching up. I live right next to the lake in Mirpur, don't know the name of the specific area though.
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #74 - August 17, 2009, 07:50 PM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on August 17, 2009, 07:46 PM
    Lets be honest, when it comes to punjabi cussing I could say much worse. grin12


    Of course you can, soor na potra.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #75 - August 17, 2009, 07:53 PM
    I identify Mirpuris by the way they speak.

    eg
    Instead of saying Tu, they say Tu-sun.
    Instead of saying Ussi, they say Us-sun.

    Most words seem to end in "sun".


    Quote from: aliadiere on August 17, 2009, 07:37 PM
    By the way, if you are Mirpuri, I wouldn't use what Shahid told you to tell your mum!

    Well it wasn't all bad, but yes I agree DO NOT say what I said to your parents (as if you didn't already realise!).
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #76 - August 17, 2009, 07:55 PM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on August 17, 2009, 07:53 PM
    I identify Mirpuris by the way they speak.

    eg
    Instead of saying Tu, they say Tu-sun.
    Instead of saying Ussi, they say Us-sun.




    You are right, except they say Tu and Tu-sun.

    Tu-sun is a more respectful version of Tu
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #77 - August 17, 2009, 07:56 PM
    I'm not an idiot guys Tongue I value my life Wink
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    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #78 - August 17, 2009, 07:58 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 17, 2009, 07:55 PM
    You are right, except they say Tu and Tu-sun.

    Tu-sun is a more respectful version of Tu

    I forgot about the respectful thing.

    The way we say Tu respectfully is Tu-si.

    Mirpuris say Tu-sun.



    I speak siddi punjabi. Shaam savere mauja hi mauja! cool2
    Lol.
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #79 - August 17, 2009, 08:01 PM
    I don't know why people look down on Mirpuris, they are seen as backward and the cause of problems. What I do know is that the vast majority of Muslims in the UK that join extremist groups are from a Mirpuri background.

    The birds are quite hot though.
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #80 - August 17, 2009, 08:09 PM
    Mate, I would have to disagree with that. If you go to a major city and look at the young Mirpuris, most of them don't even know the first thing about their religion. All the boys care about is fighting and blowjobs, and all the girls care about is having amazingly straight hair. I don't think you can say that the vast majority of Muslims who join extremist groups are from any particular ethnic group.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #81 - August 17, 2009, 08:13 PM
    Where I'm from there is a lot of Islamic indoctrination in their schools. The girls have a burkha style uniform but without the face veil. I was reading their books and it is full of so much Islamic brainwash. My cousins aren't particularly religious though.
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #82 - August 17, 2009, 08:18 PM
    That is based on research by the worlds foremost experts on terrorism and radicalisation. Read 'Leaderless Jihad' by Marc Sageman. Most HT and Muhajiroun people are MP.

    Don't get me wrong I have nothing against MPs,
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #83 - August 17, 2009, 08:19 PM
    Quote from: pakman on August 17, 2009, 08:01 PM
    I don't know why people look down on Mirpuris, they are seen as backward and the cause of problems.

    Eh - is this a contradiction?
    Quote from: pakman on August 17, 2009, 08:01 PM
    What I do know is that the vast majority of Muslims in the UK that join extremist groups are from a Mirpuri background.

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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #84 - August 17, 2009, 08:22 PM
    Quote from: pakman on August 17, 2009, 08:18 PM
    That is based on research by the worlds foremost experts on terrorism and radicalisation. Read 'Leaderless Jihad' by Marc Sageman. Most HT and Muhajiroun people are MP.

    Don't get me wrong I have nothing against MPs,


    I can see where you are coming from. I remember something that this bloke who i worked with said once. He had just got married to a girl from England and come over, and he was saying about Pakistanis/Mirpuris in England:

    "What I don't like about this country is the young Pakistanis are either way too far from their deen or way too close to their deen". And I think that is true to an extent. On the one hand, you got all the young people who don't know anything about Islam, and just like fighting and blowjobs, and on the other hand you got the Al Muhajiroon types as well.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #85 - August 17, 2009, 08:24 PM
    Those are common perceptions Islame, in my view they are not that different from other rural south Asians
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #86 - August 17, 2009, 08:26 PM
    Hey, I had a thought, did mo know about more hours of daylight at the northern/southern hemispheres, because at the equator the length of the day doesn't change (or not much, im no astronomer). Or did he just not care? about people having to starve for so long?
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #87 - August 17, 2009, 08:27 PM
    Quote from: pakman on August 17, 2009, 08:24 PM
    Those are common perceptions Islame, in my view they are not that different from other rural south Asians

    ok
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  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #88 - August 17, 2009, 08:29 PM
    Dunno stardust, I don't think Mo was a deep thinker, he was too busy thinking about which slave girl to shag
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: How will you spend Ramadan?
     Reply #89 - August 17, 2009, 08:29 PM
    Quote from: stardust on August 17, 2009, 08:26 PM
    Hey, I had a thought, did mo know about longer hours of daylight at the northern/southern hemispheres, because at the equator the length of the day doesn't change (or not much, im no astronomer). Or did he just not care? about people having to starve for so long?

    Of course he didn't know, and this is a very big flaw in Islam.

    There is 24 hour daylight in the northern hemisphere in the months of June/July.  When Ramadhan occurs in these months (in several years), are the Muslims living in these regions supposed to fast 24 hours a day?  Roll Eyes
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