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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #30 - August 13, 2009, 06:21 PM
    Quote from: 20yearstoolong on August 13, 2009, 06:14 PM
    I think generally hygeine plays a big part in Islam both for men and women. Wiping ones arse thoroughly counts as well. The whole dry toilet paper thing really is disgusting. Skid marks ahoy!!!!

    Best method is wet tissues - perfect marriage between east & west, you dont get sticky fingers or skidmarks
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #31 - August 13, 2009, 06:55 PM
    The sunnah is to use toilet paper and water.

    And how did this discussion decend into wiping one's arse?!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #32 - August 13, 2009, 06:57 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 13, 2009, 06:55 PM
    The sunnah is to use toilet paper and water.

    And how did this discussion decend into wiping one's arse?!


    Because it's all connected?


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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #33 - August 13, 2009, 06:58 PM
    Boom Boom!
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #34 - August 13, 2009, 07:00 PM
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #35 - August 13, 2009, 08:05 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 13, 2009, 06:55 PM
    The sunnah is to use toilet paper and water.

    And how did this discussion decend into wiping one's arse?!

    Sunnah - so they had toilet paper in 700AD?
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #36 - August 13, 2009, 08:19 PM
    This forum getting more and more exciting! What is next? A thread about fingering? Peek a boo
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #37 - August 13, 2009, 09:49 PM
    Quote from: pakman on August 13, 2009, 06:07 PM
    It supposed to be the Muslim way but according to my friend girls from villages in Pakistan rarely shave down there or their arm pits. Yuck!


    Some women don't even have arm pit hair, but I think your mates talking nonsense. I lived in a small village and trust me the local shop had hair-removal cream for women, but I don't know about the lower-classes though.
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #38 - August 13, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Quote from: pakman on August 13, 2009, 06:12 PM
    Maybe his wife is the exception. Or maybe they had just had a fall out. He said the sex was shit too, like sleeping with a doll.


    Maybe she just does not like him, I mean its rather silly to generalize like this over one woman, I think I had the best sex with women from small villages in Pakistan.
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #39 - August 13, 2009, 09:59 PM
    Yes tut but how did they feel after they had regained consciousness
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #40 - August 13, 2009, 10:00 PM
     : Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #41 - August 13, 2009, 10:01 PM
    Trust me they were concious it was costing me RS 17,700rs for a shag! like a 160 quid but better then shagging those 600rs hookers don't know what they could have had.
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #42 - August 14, 2009, 12:02 AM
    Quote from: King Tut on August 13, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Maybe she just does not like him, I mean its rather silly to generalize like this over one woman, I think I had the best sex with women from small villages in Pakistan.


    Wait, lemme get this straight, YOU are telling someone ELSE not to generalize about women??

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #43 - August 14, 2009, 12:37 AM
    Two simple steps:

    1. Shaving your privates (Islamic)
    2. Showing your privates (Unislamic)
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #44 - August 14, 2009, 01:12 AM
    Okay, I just read this thread and am a bit confused...Islam regulates ones pubic hair?  I am speechless, utterly speechless.  Is this found in a Hadith or something?
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #45 - August 14, 2009, 04:22 AM
    Quote from: Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 72, Number 777 (5509)
    Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "Five practices are characteristics of the Fitra: circumcision, shaving the pubic region, clipping the nails and cutting the moustaches short."

    Quote from: Volume 7, Book 72, Number 779
    Narrated Abu Huraira: I heard the Prophet saying. "Five practices are characteristics of the Fitra: circumcision, shaving the pubic hair, cutting the moustaches short, clipping the nails, and depilating the hair of the armpits."


    I still keep my pubes trim cuz it feels better than long, still pluck my pits, cuz stubble growing back after shaving itches.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #46 - August 14, 2009, 04:25 AM
    Thank you, awais.  Still speechless!
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #47 - August 14, 2009, 04:26 AM
    np.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #48 - August 14, 2009, 04:10 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on August 13, 2009, 08:05 PM
    Sunnah - so they had toilet paper in 700AD?


    600AD - I can't remember the hadith but it was something about Muhammad using a rock and water. Obviously nowadays, we would use toilet paper instead of a rock so the sunnah would be to use paper and water. Unless you are really really really fundo!
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #49 - August 14, 2009, 04:52 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on August 14, 2009, 04:10 PM
    I can't remember the hadith but it was something about Muhammad using a rock and water. Obviously nowadays, we would use toilet paper instead of a rock so the sunnah would be to use paper and water. Unless you are really really really fundo!

    Ouch!  What was he doing, exfoliating his arse?
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #50 - August 14, 2009, 04:53 PM
    Lol. I'll try and find the hadith for you.
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #51 - August 14, 2009, 04:53 PM
    Quote from: lane4 on August 14, 2009, 04:25 AM
    Thank you, awais.  Still speechless!

    Dont forget that this is the same guy that chose to get circumcised at 17
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #52 - August 14, 2009, 05:24 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on August 14, 2009, 04:52 PM
    Ouch!  What was he doing, exfoliating his arse?


    Maybe he should have tried some sort of apricot scrub!
  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #53 - August 14, 2009, 05:34 PM
    Quote from: 20yearstoolong on August 14, 2009, 05:24 PM
    Maybe he should have tried some sort of apricot scrub!

    I'm afraid Allah only knew about dates and figs and is why only arab fruits are mentioned in the Quran/hadith, so it would have to be a mixture of these two  Roll Eyes
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #54 - August 14, 2009, 05:35 PM
    I got it:
    Quote
    Volume 1, Book 4, Number 154:

        Narrated Anas bin Malik:

        Whenever Allah's Apostle went to answer the call of nature, I along with another boy used to carry a tumbler full of water (for cleaning the private parts) and an 'Anza (spear-headed stuck).


    Quote
    Volume 1, Book 4, Number 157:

        Narrated Abu Huraira:

        I followed the Prophet while he was going out to answer the call of nature. He used not to look this way or that. So, when I approached near him he said to me, "Fetch for me some stones for ' cleaning the privates parts (or said something similar), and do not bring a bone or a piece of dung." So I brought the stones in the corner of my garment and placed them by his side and I then went away from him. When he finished (from answering the call of nature) he used, them .

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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #55 - August 14, 2009, 08:14 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on August 14, 2009, 05:34 PM
    I'm afraid Allah only knew about dates and figs and is why only arab fruits are mentioned in the Quran/hadith, so it would have to be a mixture of these two  Roll Eyes


    True.... have you ever hard of Pineapples or kiwi in the Quran? Mo did not know they existed! LOL
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #56 - August 16, 2009, 12:24 PM
    I love the way threads degenerate on this forum. It's much more fun than serious debates all the time.  dance   

    BTW aliadiere, I've used Veet on my balls and it worked a treat. Didn't hurt a bit.
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #57 - August 16, 2009, 06:07 PM
    Can someone tell me what a "spear-headed stuck" is that Mo used to clean his gangooglees with?
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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #58 - August 17, 2009, 07:52 PM
    I was also confused by "spear headed stuck"
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: Shaving your privates
     Reply #59 - August 19, 2009, 03:04 AM
    Quote from: RIBS on August 14, 2009, 08:14 PM
    True.... have you ever hard of Pineapples or kiwi in the Quran? Mo did not know they existed! LOL


    Theres a lot of stuff not in a lot of books. That doesnt mean the author didnt know they existed. I dont see your point...
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