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  • Maghrib
     OP - August 20, 2009, 07:30 PM

    It is Maghrib time, and my whole family have gone to say salah. And I have gone into my room. God I feel awkward right now!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #1 - August 20, 2009, 07:31 PM

    What do they think you are doing?

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #2 - August 20, 2009, 07:31 PM

    They think I am on my computer. Which is what I am doing. Lol.

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #3 - August 20, 2009, 07:36 PM

    So whilst they are using their time to perform Islamic rituals, you are using it to perform anti-Islamic ones?

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #4 - August 20, 2009, 07:37 PM

    do any of them know your thoughts about Islam?

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #5 - August 20, 2009, 07:40 PM

    Have a wank just for the irony
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #6 - August 20, 2009, 07:45 PM

    do any of them know your thoughts about Islam?


    They don't know I have rejected, but they know that I am no longer mainstream!

    Have a wank just for the irony


    I would but I have done that already (without performing Ghusl afterwards!), and I don't want to overexert myself!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #7 - August 20, 2009, 08:25 PM

    You're gonna have to work out a plan - ramzan is about to start, and there will be regular prayers every night, as well as 1hr per day taraavee!

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #8 - August 20, 2009, 08:29 PM

    Ramadan is the only time that my siblings act remotely religous.  After opening the fast everyone goes off to read Magrib.  I just go to my room and twiddle my thumbs for about 5 minutes.  Or it could be a good time to do some tidying.

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #9 - August 20, 2009, 08:35 PM

    Ramadan starts saturday right? =/

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #10 - August 20, 2009, 08:36 PM

    I'm not going to taraweeh - I have got better things to do for an hour and a half - sleep. And taraweeh is not fardh anyway, and Muhammad made a point of not going to taraweeh every single night. So it is not like anyone is going to have a go at me for not going to taraweeh.

    But I can eat on the sly though, but like Shahid, I will be watching my back!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #11 - August 20, 2009, 08:37 PM

    Maghrib is the most annoying salah, because everyone prays at the same time so you do seem like an odd one out if you are not doing it. At least with the other 4, you have a bit longer so not everyone prays at exactly the same time.

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #12 - August 20, 2009, 08:38 PM

    Just move your body like you would when you're praying, but think of Lady Gaga naked... ^^

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #13 - August 20, 2009, 08:43 PM

    I hope to god my mum doesn't make me read taraweeh.
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #14 - August 20, 2009, 08:48 PM

    Women pray that god-awful back breaking abomination as well?Huh?

    Funny story about Taraweeh, in Syria there are 3 types of Taraweeh praying mosques, ones that pray 20 ruk'as according to one school and ones that pray 8 ruk'as according to .another. In both types prayer usually takes around 1h20mins-2hrs.

    There is a third type for the lazy and "busy", in these ones the Taraweeh takes around 10-15 minutes. These mosques are usually packed in comparison to the other two types, I would also say that the proportion of praying folks that go to this type is roughly 1/2-2/3 of the total praying (male) population! They are called "Rocket" mosques. You can figure out why

    Religious hypocrazy at it's finest

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #15 - August 20, 2009, 08:50 PM

    Yeah, why? Don't women in your family do it?
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #16 - August 20, 2009, 08:50 PM

    I have one woman in my family and she never has.

    Neither has any other woman in my family even the most devote prayed it. Even my salafi step mum.

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #17 - August 20, 2009, 08:52 PM

    Women pray that god-awful back breaking abomination as well?Huh?

    Funny story about Taraweeh, in Syria there are 3 types of Taraweeh praying mosques, ones that pray 20 ruk'as according to one school and ones that pray 8 ruk'as according to .another. In both types prayer usually takes around 1h20mins-2hrs.

    There is a third type for the lazy and "busy", in these ones the Taraweeh takes around 10-15 minutes. These mosques are usually packed in comparison to the other two types, I would also say that the proportion of praying folks that go to this type is roughly 1/2-2/3 of the total praying (male) population! They are called "Rocket" mosques. You can figure out why

    Religious hypocrazy at it's finest


    The worst type is the 8 rakah one! When I used to go to Green Lane Masjid, that is what they do there, and it really kills you, because each rakah takes absolutely ages as it is divided in 8 and not 20! What I did last year was go to a 20 rakah mosque and then leave after 8!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #18 - August 20, 2009, 08:59 PM

    When I was younger I used to read taravee at mosque with the jummat, listening to the Quran every single day of Ramadan.  I read the whole 20 rakat (not just read 8 rakat and then run off).  

    A lot of the naughty kids my age just couldn't stand still for so long, and they used to mess around at the back while everyone else was praying.  I was one of the good boys who behaved myself and prayed properly.

    This slowly fizzled away some time during my teens and I stopped going.

    .
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #19 - August 20, 2009, 08:59 PM

    God knows all our or we wants, why should we pray?  Wink

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #20 - August 20, 2009, 09:18 PM

    I'm not going to taraweeh - I have got better things to do for an hour and a half - sleep. And taraweeh is not fardh anyway, and Muhammad made a point of not going to taraweeh every single night. So it is not like anyone is going to have a go at me for not going to taraweeh.

    But I can eat on the sly though, but like Shahid, I will be watching my back!


    :O so that looooong nearly an hour long (20 something) prayer is not compulsory?
    My mum made it seem it was, and all those years...grrr

    Anyway I'm not going to pray it this year  Smiley

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #21 - August 20, 2009, 09:22 PM

    Ramadan starts saturday right? =/


    I think it will start Friday night - i.e. First fast on Saturday.
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #22 - August 20, 2009, 09:23 PM

    Just move your body like you would when you're praying, but think of Lady Gaga naked... ^^

     Cheesy
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #23 - August 20, 2009, 09:26 PM

    God knows all our or we wants, why should we pray?  Wink



    Because it is the second pillar of Islam and when Salat goes - everything goes.

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #24 - August 20, 2009, 09:30 PM

    Because it is the second pillar of Islam and when Salat goes - everything goes.

    Watch out SAM Wink

    Sunnah is not compulsory...am I right. I mean taraweeh.

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #25 - August 20, 2009, 09:35 PM

    The 5 Salat are compulsory, mate.

    Sunnah in the sense of "extra" acts of 'Ibadah are not compulsory.

    But the 5 daily prayers definitely are.

    Prophet Muhammad said: "Ma bayn al-kufr wal iman tark al-salah" (That which is between disbelief and faith is neglecting prayer!)

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #26 - August 20, 2009, 09:45 PM

    The 5 Salat are compulsory, mate.

    Sunnah in the sense of "extra" acts of 'Ibadah are not compulsory.

    But the 5 daily prayers definitely are.

    Prophet Muhammad said: "Ma bayn al-kufr wal iman tark al-salah" (That which is between disbelief and faith is neglecting prayer!)

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    I do Salat in my own way called Tafakur.  Wink

    Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #27 - August 20, 2009, 11:21 PM

    God knows all our or we wants, why should we pray?  Wink

    Because as a Muslim you are supposed to be praying to thank him, and not for your wants

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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #28 - August 20, 2009, 11:26 PM

    You're gonna have to work out a plan - ramzan is about to start, and there will be regular prayers every night, as well as 1hr per day taraavee!


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  • Re: Maghrib
     Reply #29 - August 21, 2009, 03:58 AM

    I'm not going to taraweeh - I have got better things to do for an hour and a half - sleep. And taraweeh is not fardh anyway, and Muhammad made a point of not going to taraweeh every single night. So it is not like anyone is going to have a go at me for not going to taraweeh.

    But I can eat on the sly though, but like Shahid, I will be watching my back!


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