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Reply #30 - August 22, 2009, 05:57 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on August 22, 2009, 05:54 AM
You must be thinking those weird American sizes. Like how can a skinny little chick be Size 0? If she was Size 0 she wouldn't be there at all you dumb fucks. Sheesh. You mean Size 6. Skinny little chicks are Size 6. Deal with it.

Ohh i didn't even think about it.

Will fasting help me gain/lose weight?
I always lose it at the end of the month because i can't eat alot when i do break fast

Size 6 is hideous, i would not accept being that size. Ever.
I have some self worth ... and love of food

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Reply #31 - August 22, 2009, 05:59 AM

Size 6 is fine if you're naturally like that. I've known some women who were. For them it was perfectly normal. Mind you they were midgets hey.

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Reply #32 - August 22, 2009, 06:01 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on August 22, 2009, 05:59 AM
Size 6 is fine if you're naturally like that. I've known some women who were. For them it was perfectly normal. Mind you they were midgets hey.

I'm a erm ... midget (well short anyway)

I think they look like they are anorexic. Hideous.
I pity my friends who are that size and take them with me back home so my Mom can feed them up.

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Reply #33 - August 22, 2009, 06:01 AM

Theoretically speaking, fasting will store fat from any little food you eat anyways. From my counseling I came to realize that people with natural fast metabolisms can eat a lot more at a setting than an average person. After fasting, that would be a great time for you Meredith to eat up 2500 calories in as little as possible before you go to bed. In fact, going to sleep with a full stomach will make your weight gain all the more simpler since our metabolism slows down tremendously while we sleep.

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Reply #34 - August 22, 2009, 06:02 AM

Quote from: Tommy on August 22, 2009, 06:01 AM
Theoretically speaking, fasting will store fat from any little food you eat anyways. From my counseling I came to realize that people with natural fast metabolisms can eat a lot more at a setting than an average person. After fasting, that would be a great time for you Meredith to eat up 2500 calories in as little as possible before you go to bed. In fact, going to sleep with a full stomach will make your weight gain all the more simpler since our metabolism slows down tremendously why we sleep.

Who knew something good would come from fasting.

I shall try it from now on

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Reply #35 - August 22, 2009, 06:03 AM

and daddy Tommy will test out your ass in a month to see your progress

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Reply #36 - August 22, 2009, 06:04 AM

Quote from: Tommy on August 22, 2009, 06:03 AM
and daddy Tommy will test out your ass in a month to see your progress

Indeed and i expect good news!

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Reply #37 - August 22, 2009, 06:12 AM

Quote from: Meredith on August 22, 2009, 06:01 AM
I'm a erm ... midget (well short anyway)

I think they look like they are anorexic. Hideous.
I pity my friends who are that size and take them with me back home so my Mom can feed them up.

When I say midgets I mean about 4 foot 10. That midgetty. If yer 5 foot 2 then a size 8 is fine.

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Reply #38 - August 22, 2009, 06:37 AM

Anyway I need to build another rowboat dammit. I've been meaning to do it for ages. I even have the cedar and the fibreglass sitting in the shed. All I need is plans and some resin and I'm off, which then means I can go rowing. Which is fitness n stuff innit which is why it's on topic.

ETA: Oh and no I don't mean a tubby old thing. I mean something about 20 feet long and about 20 inches wide on the waterline.

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Reply #39 - August 22, 2009, 11:09 PM

you dont half get yourself in some projects!

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Reply #40 - August 22, 2009, 11:16 PM

Building small boats is fun as long as you aren't in a rush and don't mind getting grotty sometimes. I like nice curvy shapes.

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Reply #41 - August 22, 2009, 11:21 PM

sounds like you'll be inhaling sawdust for the next month or two..

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Reply #42 - August 22, 2009, 11:23 PM

Only if I get my act together and actually stat doing it. Mind you with summer on the way it's a damned good incentive. The long evenings here are great for cruising around the creeks and rivers.

ETA: IMO (and some people will argue) sculls are no good for recreational rowing because you can't just look around at the scenery whenever you like. You want something that has just enough stability to float upright when your brain is in neutral.

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