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 Topic: Quotes you would consider for your signature

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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #60 - November 17, 2009, 03:07 PM

    Taking fun
      as simply fun
    and earnestness
      in earnest
    shows how thoroughly
      thou none
    of the two
      discernest.


    Men, said the Devil,
    are good to their brothers:
    they don?t want to mend
    their own ways, but each other's.


    Everything's either
    concave or -vex,
    so whatever you dream
    will be something with sex.

    Piet Hein





    Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

     
    Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.

     
    People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.

    Soren Kierkegaard
    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

    Khaled Hosseini - A thousand splendid suns.
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #61 - November 17, 2009, 11:27 PM
    "Religion is a thief that robs the believer's intellect and holds his/her heart hostage." - Allat (our resident reincarnation of Sappho)
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #62 - November 18, 2009, 09:27 PM
    "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh."  [Robert A Heinlein]

    "Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises." [Ambrose Bierce]

    "All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few."   [Stendahl]

    ?The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to truth.?  [Richard Robinson]

    "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?"  [Unknown]
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #63 - November 21, 2009, 03:01 AM
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." - Carl Sagan

    Which already made it to my sig.
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #64 - November 21, 2009, 09:14 AM
    nice
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #65 - November 25, 2009, 01:24 PM
    "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #66 - November 25, 2009, 01:34 PM
    A large part of mankind is angry not with the sins, but with the sinners.
    A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand.
    Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.

    Lucius Annaeus Seneca
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #67 - November 25, 2009, 01:38 PM
    Did you write your signature yourself?  Cheesy
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #68 - November 25, 2009, 01:41 PM
    yep.. my work...  could have added to it as well...
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #69 - November 25, 2009, 01:45 PM
    nice  Wink
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #70 - November 26, 2009, 05:59 AM
    "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross? Kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know."- Bill Hicks

    "A guy says, "I hate Jews," and I said, "Why?" He goes, "Because they killed my God." They believe that. If I believed that the Jews killed my God, I'd worship the Jews, 'cause shit, there's some badasses on that team, man. I haven't seen God ever, I see Jews all the time ? go figure."- Bill Hicks

    "What do atheists scream when they cum?"- Bill Hicks

    You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
     Doris Egan

    Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
      Butch Hancock
    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #71 - November 26, 2009, 06:37 AM
    Ok this is hilarious:

    Quote
        I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"

        "Why shouldn't I?" he said.

        I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

        He said, "Like what?"

        I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

        He said, "Religious."

        I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

        He said, "Christian."

        I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

        He said, "Protestant."

        I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

        He said, "Baptist!"

        I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

        He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

        I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?"

        He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

        I said, "Me too! Are you reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

        He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

        I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.


    By Emo Phillips
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #72 - November 26, 2009, 07:00 AM
    OMG, that is a tongue twister out loud and hilarious Cheesy
    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #73 - November 26, 2009, 04:00 PM
    Nice one Allat!
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #74 - November 26, 2009, 05:04 PM
    "Hi my name is Mike.. and.. uhh.. I like to party"
    ~ Sheikh Qaradhawi

    "I'm a irrational bearded fuck with a 2 inch cock"
    ~ Anjem Choudhry, at a Hizb-ut-Tahrir rally
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #75 - November 26, 2009, 09:34 PM
    Abraham Maslow - "If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #76 - November 27, 2009, 09:55 AM
    Quote from: Angel54 on November 26, 2009, 05:59 AM
    "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross? Kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know."- Bill Hicks

    That's awesome.  Afro
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #77 - December 02, 2009, 05:48 PM
    'Become who you are' --- Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #78 - December 02, 2009, 11:53 PM
    "Literally billions of us deem the contents of the Bible and the Koran to be so profound as to rule out the possibility of terrestrial authorship. Now given the breadth and depth of human achievement I think this is almost a miracle in it's own right. It seems to me to be a miraculous misappropriation of awe"

    Sam Harris.
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #79 - December 02, 2009, 11:57 PM
    nice  Afro
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #80 - December 03, 2009, 11:23 PM
    "Im not here to preach Atheism, no what im here to Urge upon you is militant Atheism"
    Richard Dawkins
     Cheesy
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #81 - December 03, 2009, 11:30 PM
     Cheesy Did he actually say that?
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #82 - December 03, 2009, 11:39 PM
    just checked, he actually said
    "I am not here to promote atheism. That would be like preaching to the choir. Instead, I want to promote militant atheism." at a TED talk apparently..
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #83 - December 03, 2009, 11:52 PM
    Heil Dawkins! Today Oxford! Tomorrow the world!  signmuahaha
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #84 - December 03, 2009, 11:55 PM
    I know people don't want to turn atheism into another religion. But I'd gladly be a brownshirt for Dawkins. Ataturk was a militant atheist. Sometimes you have to use force to drag people into the 21st century kicking and screaming.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #85 - December 03, 2009, 11:57 PM
    Yep, dont be confused by Dork'ins, he may seem stuffy and rather quaint but inside his suit is a bulletproof vest and a line of granades.
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #86 - December 04, 2009, 12:09 AM
    Quote from: Kafirist on December 03, 2009, 11:55 PM
    I know people don't want to turn atheism into another religion. But I'd gladly be a brownshirt for Dawkins. Ataturk was a militant atheist. Sometimes you have to use force to drag people into the 21st century kicking and screaming.


    yeah, I'm not going to mind if they tackle religious bigots and fundamentalists, but they tend to pick on harmless people as well.  They are a bit like the creating a Taliban to fight the USSR.  We all know what happened then.

    By the way, was Ataturk an atheist?, I know he did not really like Islam, but I've never heard that he was an atheist.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #87 - December 04, 2009, 12:41 AM
    Ataturk might have been a believer earlier in his life, dunno, but later on he was definitely an atheist:

    Quote
    "Islam-this theology of an immoral Arab-is a dead thing. Possibly it might have suited tribes in the desert. It is no good for modern, progressive state. God's revelation! There is no God!"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustafa_Kemal_Atat%C3%BCrk%27s_personal_life#Religion_and_politics

    Actually I'm gonna make that my new signature quote.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #88 - December 04, 2009, 06:59 AM
    Hey check this guy's sig.  grin12
    http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=351914.msg2389059#msg2389059
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #89 - December 04, 2009, 09:53 AM
    Quote from: Kafirist on December 04, 2009, 12:41 AM
    Ataturk might have been a believer earlier in his life, dunno, but later on he was definitely an atheist:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustafa_Kemal_Atat%C3%BCrk%27s_personal_life#Religion_and_politics

    Actually I'm gonna make that my new signature quote.

    I am surprised he got away with the things he said in a muslim country, and still got away with it to become a respected leader of the country.

    I like this quote during the civil unrest from Ataturk,

    Quote
    "Our life here is truly hellish. Fortunately, my soldiers are very brave and tougher than the enemy. What is more, their private beliefs make it easier to carry out orders which send them to their death. They see only two supernatural outcomes: victory for the faith or martyrdom. Do you know what the second means? It is to go straight to heaven. There, the houris, God's most beautiful women, will meet them and will satisfy their desires for all eternity. What great happiness!

    This is Islam, an absurd theology of an immoral Bedouin, a rotting corpse which poisons our lives.


    - Mustafa Kemal Ataturk (Founder of Modern Turkey)

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