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Reply #180 - March 15, 2010, 11:41 AM

Huh, never knew he was an atheist. I know him more from his uninspired football commentary.

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Reply #181 - March 15, 2010, 12:07 PM

Probably had this one already, but...

"It's said that God created man in his image. If that's true, we certainly returned the favour" -- Voltaire

"Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant" -- Tacitus

(They create a desert and call it peace)
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Reply #182 - March 15, 2010, 12:20 PM

“Hi, this is Wilford Brimley. Welcome to ‘Retardation: A Celebration.’ Hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors.

First off the retarded don't rule the night; they don't rule it, nobody does. They don't run in packs. While they may not be as strong as apes, Don't lock eyes with them, don't do it, it puts them on edge. It might put them into berserker mode and they'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You may be screaming ‘No, No, No!’, but all they hear is ‘Who wants cake?’ Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.

That's it for the celebration, I guess the most important thing to remember is they're just like you and me.”

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Reply #183 - March 15, 2010, 06:47 PM

"I am told to watch for God's fingerprints when I study the natural world. But the God I have been taught derives from religion. Studying religion sincerely it is very difficult not to notice the clumsy and calculated hand prints and footprints of men.

It is only the religion which you have been born into that does not strike you as odd. Crawling and cooing our way into life, we rarely venture beyond our first staggering baby-steps. And even then, if its an established religion you will already have arrived at the destination. A path well trodden by hundreds of scholars and priests before you.

However, retracing your steps you will soon notice the awkward passages and forks in the road."

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Reply #184 - March 15, 2010, 08:27 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on March 15, 2010, 06:47 PM
"I am told to watch for God's fingerprints when I study the natural world. But the God I have been taught derives from religion. Studying religion sincerely it is very difficult not to notice the clumsy and calculated hand prints and footprints of men.

It is only the religion which you have been born into that does not strike you as odd. Crawling and cooing our way into life, we rarely venture beyond our first staggering baby-steps. And even then, if its an established religion you will already have arrived at the destination. A path well trodden by hundreds of scholars and priests before you.

However, retracing your steps you will soon notice the awkward passages and forks in the road."

-- Sir BlackDog the Great

Nice

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Reply #185 - March 15, 2010, 08:38 PM

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Reply #186 - March 15, 2010, 08:39 PM

It was my great grandfathers though. He was a filthy murtad, we only found out when he died.

Along with his will, he left us a letter. It only said this:

Religion is 4 SUXXORS!!!

I think he was ahead of his time in many ways.
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Reply #187 - March 15, 2010, 08:40 PM

Are you serious? Your grandpa?

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Reply #188 - March 15, 2010, 08:45 PM

lol no, just a joke

that would be cool though, but i did say great grandfather, i never met him, but i would doubt him being a murtad though, religion being passed on via parents and all

nope you will just have to contend with me writing that quote

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Reply #189 - March 16, 2010, 11:37 AM

Quote from: Ibn Saba on December 10, 2009, 12:38 AM
Why are there arguments for God's existence? People don't argue over things they know exist. An argument for God is simply a hidden admission that he or she doesn't know. The very fact that there is an argument at all is evidence for agnosticism and doubt. - Ignots Pistachio

This pretty much summed up how I got to be agnostic/athiest. I thought once an Abrahmic faith starts argueing teleological/cosmological/morality arguement they lost. They aren't agueing for a personal, all knowing, all powerful God. They are argueing for abstract concept in the mind. A God that can move mountains, make elephants sit down, and rein fire from the sky reduced to an arguement that without him we wouldn't know not to kill each other.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Reply #190 - March 16, 2010, 11:51 AM

I died as a mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal,
I died as animal and I was Man.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?

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Reply #191 - March 16, 2010, 11:54 AM

"A Puritan is someone who is desperately afraid that, somewhere, someone might be having a good time." --Henry Louis Mencken

Modified

"A Salafi is someone who is desperately afraid that, somewhere, someone might be having a good time." --Henry Louis Mencken

"Muslims tell me I am on my way to being a Muslim because I recognise the first part of the Shahada, there is no god, and now need to examine the latter parts to fully understand the Truth. I ask, why complicated the first part?" - Me

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Reply #192 - March 16, 2010, 11:56 AM

lol
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Reply #193 - March 16, 2010, 12:20 PM

'If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right.' Steve Jobs, CEO Apple Computers

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Reply #194 - March 16, 2010, 12:58 PM

"Atheism: A triumph of logic over fear."

Forgot where I heard it from. It's nice.
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Reply #195 - March 18, 2010, 07:50 PM

Evolution didn't strenghthen atheism, it weakened theism - DeusVult

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Reply #196 - March 18, 2010, 08:02 PM

I think my sig sums up what religion does to people, I can relate to it with my personal experience of Islam too.

"The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
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Reply #197 - March 18, 2010, 08:03 PM

Quote from: IsLame on March 18, 2010, 07:50 PM
Evolution didn't strenghthen atheism, it weakened theism - DeusVult

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Reply #198 - March 18, 2010, 09:20 PM

Quote from: Heyjustlooking on March 18, 2010, 08:02 PM
I think my sig sums up what religion does to people, I can relate to it with my personal experience of Islam too.

Yep, I can relate to that

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Reply #199 - March 20, 2010, 11:02 PM

Evolution is a valid solution-searching algorithm - Tlaloc

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Reply #200 - March 21, 2010, 04:22 PM

"This must be part of a new shahadah that Muslims are reciting:

La ilaha illa Allah wa-Muhammad rasul Allah, and everything you say about Islam is taken out of context." ~Billy

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Reply #201 - March 22, 2010, 02:39 AM

“I’m offended by chewing gum. I’m offended by backwards-pointing baseball hats. But I don’t try to get a version of the Blasphemy Law passed to prevent people chewing gum or reversing their cap. So what if I’m offended?”

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Reply #202 - March 25, 2010, 08:00 AM

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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Reply #203 - March 25, 2010, 05:49 PM

you write that yourself?

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Reply #204 - March 26, 2010, 03:11 AM

Nope, it's a well-known one but I've only just heard of it again. I don't know who it is by though.
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Reply #205 - March 27, 2010, 01:03 AM

"God must love stupid people, he made so many." - Unknown

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Reply #206 - March 27, 2010, 12:05 PM

Yep, sounds like God is actively selecting the most stupid people to go to heaven. It pays to be a dumb arse.

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Reply #207 - March 29, 2010, 06:51 PM

"Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings"
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Reply #208 - March 31, 2010, 10:37 PM

Quote from: billy on March 31, 2010, 10:34 PM
All Islam has to offer is its own wailing assertion of itself.

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Reply #209 - March 31, 2010, 11:07 PM

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Islam's proselyting method was probably the best in the world to that point and maybe after. Death or taxes to the infidel, Muslims pay nothing. Such a great idea!

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The Islamic empire declined because it didn't have any more infidels to tax

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"At first, the Muhammadans came as liberators and brought relief to the inhabitants of an over-taxed and enslaved Roman world," writes Adams, but finally: "The Muslims had led the world right back to where it was before they had arrived on the scene. Only the names had changed. Muslim tax men ended up rivaling the worst of the Roman Empire. Perhaps this picture of Muslim tax chiefs, written centuries ago, best illustrates the end-product of their tax system: 'They were cruel rascals, inventors of a thousand injustices, arrogant and presumptuous... They were the scourges of their age, always with a causeless insult ready in their mouths. Their existence, passed exclusively in oppressing the people of their time, was a disgrace to humanity.'"

Charles Adams " A New History of Taxation"

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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