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 Topic: Quotes you would consider for your signature

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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1080 - July 26, 2011, 01:42 PM

    This is a Youtube comment. I can't remember which vid it's from:

    Religion's presumption that God created all of this for you is just as silly as a dog presuming that a fire hydrant was designed for it to piss on.

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1081 - July 26, 2011, 02:31 PM

    Quote
    This experience we did not choose, and would havegiven anything to avoid, has made us different - has made us better - Clara Claiborne Park


    +1

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1082 - July 28, 2011, 11:56 PM

    "Saw Junaid Jamshed today. His beard was a rusty shade of orange. Enough said."

    - Nadeem F. Paracha

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1083 - July 31, 2011, 05:54 PM

    LOL Lara you're so cute ! 001_tongue
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1084 - July 31, 2011, 05:56 PM

    I liked your old avatar ! sad
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1085 - July 31, 2011, 06:05 PM

    001_wub

    Just. For. Me?!  Kiss
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1086 - August 04, 2011, 01:43 PM

     I am an atheist because I see no need for God. Without God, it is said, we cannot explain the creation of the cosmos, anchor our moral values or infuse our lives with meaning and purpose. I disagree.
    Invoking God at best highlights what we cannot yet explain about the physical universe, at worst exploits that ignorance to mystify.

    Moral values do not come pre-packaged from God but have to be worked out by humans through a combination of empathy, reasoning and dialogue. This is true of believers too: they, after all, have to decide for themselves which values in their Holy Books they accept and which they reject. And it is not God that gives meaning to our lives, but our relationships with fellow human beings and the goals and obligations that derive from them.

    God is at best redundant, at worst an obstruction. Why do I need Him?

    Kenan Malik article in the News Statesman

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1087 - August 04, 2011, 07:29 PM

    “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”


    “There is no great genius without some touch of madness.”


    “The primary sign of a well-ordered mind is a man's ability to remain in one place and linger in his own company”


    'Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power.'



    -Seneca

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1088 - August 05, 2011, 12:25 AM

    "If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious."
    -Tyrion Lannister

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1089 - August 05, 2011, 02:59 AM

    "Does a quote in your sig make you wise/cool or something?"

    -Wise and Cool guy, Bobonaut
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1090 - August 08, 2011, 03:59 PM

    Cheesy I love snooki
    Here is more from her   Cheesy

    Vinnys like my big brother, I love him.. but usually you don't have sex with your big brother.

    I hate guys. I’m turning lesbian. I swear.

    Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm.

    I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
     
    Snooki: Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! But do I look hot???

    LOLOLOL
    She's a waste of sperm.

    @thread:
    He who finds a new path is a pathfinder, even if the trail has to be found again by others; and he who walks far ahead of his contemporaries is a leader, even thought centuries pass before he is recognized as such - Nathaniel Schmidt

    The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr - Prophet Muhammad

    We ought not to be embarrassed about appreciating the truth and obtaining it wherever it comes from, even if it comes from races distant and nations different from us. Nothing should be dearer to the seeker of truth than the truth itself - Al-Kindi

    The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind - Khalil Gibran

    Sleepless, I watch the heavens turn
    Propelled  by the motions of the spheres;
    Those stars spell out (I don't know how)
    The weal and woe of future years.
    If I flew up to the starry vault
    And joined the heavens' westward flow
    I would learn, as I travelled the sky
    The fate of all things here below - The Caliph al-Ma'mun

    If the people of religion are asked about proof for the soundness of their religion, they flare up, get angry and spill the blood of whoever confronts them with this question. They forbid rational speculation, and strive to kill their adversaries. This is why truth became thoroughly silenced and concealed - Al-Razi

    The seeker after truth is not one who studies the writings of the ancients and, following his natural disposition, puts his trust in them, but rather the one who suspects his faith in them and questions what he gathers from them, the one who submits to argument and demonstrations and not the sayings of human beings whose nature is fraught with all kinds of imperfection and deficiency. Thus the duty of the man who investigates the writings of scientists, if learning the truth is his goal, is to make himself an enemy to all that he reads, and, applying his mind to the core and margins of its content, attack it from every side. He should also suspect himself as he performs his critical examination of it, so that he may avoid falling into either prejudice or leniency - Ibn Al-Haytham

    The stubborn critic would say: 'What is the benefit of these sciences?' He does not know the virtue that distinguishes mankind from all animals: it is knowledge, in general, which is pursued solely by man, and which is pursued for the sake of knowledge itself, because its acquisition is truly delightful, and is unlike the pleasures desirable from other pursuits. For the good cannot be brought forth, and the evil cannot be avoided, except by knowledge. What benefit then is more vivid? What use is more abundant? - Al-Biruni

    The extremist among them would stamp the sciences as atheistic, and would proclaim that they lead people astray in order to make ignoramuses, like him, hate the sciences. For this will help him to conceal his ignorance, and to open the door for the complete destruction of sciences and scientists - Al-Biruni

    When you talk to God, you are praying; when God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic - Thomas Szasz

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1091 - August 08, 2011, 04:08 PM


    ^That, because no-one ever said they had to be profound quotes. dance

  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1092 - August 08, 2011, 04:09 PM

    ^ Cheesy

    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1093 - August 08, 2011, 05:56 PM

    What? I was called "whore" by Aprohdite.

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1094 - August 08, 2011, 05:59 PM

    (Clicky for piccy!)
    ^That, because no-one ever said they had to be profound quotes. dance



    Someone on Reddit had a wonderful reply to that:

    I always figured girls as a labor union. They work together to artificially lower the supply of their goods and services on the market in order to negotiate for better benefits, job security and what not. Girls that break union ranks are like scab workers and have to be socially sanctioned, earning names like "slut."

     Cheesy

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1095 - August 08, 2011, 06:01 PM

    ^ Grin

    What? I was called "whore" by Aprohdite.

    Yeah, but you're gay too. Tongue
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1096 - August 09, 2011, 10:28 PM

    "Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."

    - Bertrand Russell

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1097 - August 14, 2011, 08:24 PM

    “If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry (or offends you), it is your subconscious telling you that you have no reason to believe as you do.” ~ Bertrand Russell
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1098 - August 14, 2011, 08:27 PM

    "Aristotle is the last Greek philosopher who faces the world cheerfully; after him, all have, in one form or another, a philosophy of retreat. The world is bad; let us learn to be independent of it. External goods are precarious; they are the gift of fortune, not the reward of our own efforts."

    - Bertrand Russell

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1099 - August 14, 2011, 08:33 PM

    "You have a dog. You beat the dog. You keep beating the dog. And you beat the dog and you beat the dog and you beat the fucking dog. And it cowers and it gets submissive. But there is going to be that day where it turns around and bites your face off. [...] You kick the dog enough times and you break it. You kick the dog one more time beyond that, and it fucking kills you."
    --Emilie Autumn, The Opheliac Companion

  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1100 - September 02, 2011, 01:45 AM

    Much as I hate quoting Ayn Rand:

    Do you believe in God, Andrei?
         No.
         Neither do I But that's a favorite question of mine. An upside-down question, you know.
         What do you mean?
         Well, if I asked people whether they believed in life, they'd never understand what I meant. It's a bad question. It can mean so much that it really means nothing. So I ask them if they believe in God. And if they say they do -- then, I know they don't believe in life.
         Why?
         Because, you see, God -- whatever anyone chooses to call God -- is one's highest conception of the highest possible. And whoever places his highest conception above his own possibility thinks very little of himself and his life. It's a rare gift, you know, to feel reverence for your own life and to want the best, the greatest, the highest possible, here, now, for your very own.
    -- Ayn Rand, from We the Living

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1101 - September 02, 2011, 03:59 AM

    TY harakaat!  Afro

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1102 - September 02, 2011, 05:13 AM

    Atheism is a Non prohet organisation

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1103 - September 02, 2011, 06:19 AM

    I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
    Oscar Wilde

    Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
    Oscar Wilde

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1104 - September 05, 2011, 12:51 PM

    “I, the sultan of sultans, and the strongest ruler, the loftiest king who defeats the kingdoms around the world, and the shadow of Allah in the Earth, am the son of Sultan Selim who is the son of Sultan Beyazid, Sultan Suleiman, Caesar of Rome, the sultan of Mediterranean Sea and Black Sea, and Thrace, and Anatolia, and Karaman and the City of Dulkadir and Diyarbakir and Kurdistan, and Iran and Damascus and Aleppo and Egypt and Mecca and Medinah and Jerusalem and the whole Arab land and Yemen and many more lands that our lofty ancestors conquered with their crushing powers and I conquered with my fire-scattering sword —"

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1105 - September 18, 2011, 07:57 PM

    "Scientists move forward.

    Relgiousfags are grounded to their inane concept of trying to validate that their parents, grandparents and ancestors haven't been lying to them their entire life."
    -Anonymous, 4chan

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1106 - September 24, 2011, 05:29 PM

    “If I had a buck for every time my family and friends tried to bring me back to the ‘right path’, then I would be extremely rich."

    - Hadrat NaKhuda

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1107 - September 29, 2011, 01:19 PM

    “Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.”
    ~Thomas Paine

    “You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”
    ~Buddha

    "Another world is not only possible, she is on her way, and on a quiet day I can hear her breathing."
    ~Arundhati Roy

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1108 - September 29, 2011, 03:16 PM

    I always have that same line of thinking with Buddha's quote Smiley

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1109 - September 29, 2011, 07:21 PM

    “Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.”
    ~Thomas Paine

    “You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”
    ~Buddha

    "Another world is not only possible, she is on her way, and on a quiet day I can hear her breathing."
    ~Arundhati Roy


    I thought you would have "i love pussy" for your sig Wink

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
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