So where are all my thank yous? What's up ladies? I give you this spectacular stud muffin, this magnificent piece of man-meat and you give me no love for my efforts? By the way, judging by the video he lives in Baltimore (I think this was shot in the Inner Harbor area), and it's only an hour and a half away from me, and I often go down that way for work, so if you need a lift from Philly just let me know. Hell, if you fly into Newark or JFK I might even be able to arrange a ride for ya. Come on ladies-- Peruvian, he says he wants a woman that's "kinky like me", and you said your bf wasn't kinky enough, and if that's not some sort of Bat Signal for Berberella, I don't know what is.
And you forgot to mention he likes Video games, so I guess he's even open for Meredith.