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Topic: Social Status in Heavn!

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Social Status in Heavn!
OP - September 18, 2009, 02:03 PM

Do you know that there is social status in Heaven? I mean you could be poor in Heaven, as the better Muslim would be having Palaces and Maids and Huries (72 of them) etc...

What kind of Heaven is this? I mean Rich and Poor in Heaven? I have been told my Mullahs long time ago that Heaven is levels, so there is the Slum of heavens (lower floors) and the High social status (the Sahaba and the Martyrs etc)...

I think this is hilarious!

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Re: Social Status in Heavn!
Reply #1 - September 18, 2009, 02:47 PM

IIRC you won't feel jealous over those with higher status than you, you'll be made to be content.

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Re: Social Status in Heavn!
Reply #2 - September 18, 2009, 02:51 PM

Yup, there's no free will in heaven. How pointless...

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Re: Social Status in Heavn!
Reply #3 - September 18, 2009, 04:19 PM

And the suicide bombers will be at the top levels with the best quality houris to bang for eternity. Whilst the guys at the bottom will have to make do with Jade Goody look alikes. So unfair.

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Re: Social Status in Heavn!
Reply #4 - September 18, 2009, 04:29 PM

OK I don't know who this Jade Goody is, I first thought how bad could some one whose name is Goody would be!

Edit: Image removed....

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Re: Social Status in Heavn!
Reply #5 - September 18, 2009, 04:31 PM

She's dead, by the way, RIBS.

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Re: Social Status in Heavn!
Reply #6 - September 18, 2009, 04:32 PM

Now do you know what I mean. She's for bottom heaven whilst the guys at the top get Megan Fox

Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
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Re: Social Status in Heavn!
Reply #7 - September 18, 2009, 04:58 PM

Quote from: aliadiere on September 18, 2009, 04:31 PM
She's dead, by the way, RIBS.

Oh, I am sorry, I did not know that. Out of respect I will delete the image! Now I see that it is not funny!

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Re: Social Status in Heavn!
Reply #8 - September 18, 2009, 08:45 PM

social status in heaven too. i guess they'll be jealousy too followed by bulllying probably.

we're not all equal after all wah wahh ...crying time
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