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Eating Babies
OP - September 18, 2009, 05:55 PM

Fellow atheists, how do you cook yours?

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Let's just say, you know for a fact that eating children is wrong. A great number of people believe as you do and we all acknowledge it in unity. Then there is a website that says that eating babies is fine that you don't need to "buy into it" and believe that eating babies is wrong. There is a couple of blogs that talk all day how liberating and fantastic eating children are. Now whoever listens to them think they are crazy and very wrong but a few listen to the intellect behind the reasoning, they listen to the argument. Let's say the argument says it's natural for many animals eat their young in nature, and people are just a part of the natural process or something like that. Some people buy into it and start doing it.

You struggle everyday as to why people think like that, they all must be crazy, what do they know that you don't? This goes on and on but after a while you get curious. You then start to go around thinking why you don't get to eat babies as others do and how some people demand that you don't, like your parents. Then one day you get an opportunity to do it but everything in your soul KNOWS it is wrong. You shake at the thought of eating that very young child. It's agonizing to you for quite a while, you cuss at yourself for having such insane thoughts!

One day you see a little 5 year old at some playground and you convince yourself that you have to know what it's like. You seize the moment and kidnap the child. You keep that child tied up for days agonizing whether you should do it or not. You almost feel yourself slipping away into insanity to the point you can't take it. So you get the nerve somehow, and do it. Then afterwords you say to yourself that it was too quick that you need to try it again to see if the feelings you had during were genuine. So flash ahead a month and you have done it many times and you now frequent places that do it and go online to websites that also do it and you feel a sense of a warm community. You struggle with the nightmares until they pass and you feel OK. You embrace the fact that you are now a baby eater and you and your new friends are OK with it. The struggle get's a little easier to accept the notion that eating babies is fine for the natural process. You teach you own kids that it is perfectly natural to eat babies. You start your own website that is called "Eat babies!" and you showcase your work.

Is this what an atheist goes through when they start to not believe in God? The stories of struggles, that I have heard, turning away from God are similar to this scenario. Many authors talk about the struggle they go through from belief to non belief. The agonizing pain it causes themselves as well as their families. Could atheists talk themselves into anything? The methodical erosion of ones values and morals can be so damaging, to the point that it's acceptable that"Atheists eat babies."

An atheist may still be moral and say murder and rape are wrong: but when asked why, they will not have a final reason or authority to which they can appeal.

http://debunkingatheists.blogspot.com/2008/07/atheists-eat-babies.html

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Re: Eating Babies
Reply #1 - September 18, 2009, 06:11 PM

Oh Christ!

Well, I took a page out of our Jewish friends' book and grind them up into Matzo balls and unleavened bread for the anti-Sabbath.

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Re: Eating Babies
Reply #2 - September 18, 2009, 06:46 PM

Stupidity, thy name is fanatical preachers.

I'll have mine to go, please. Preacher, not baby.

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Re: Eating Babies
Reply #3 - September 18, 2009, 07:55 PM

Genes are our final authority...

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Reply #4 - September 18, 2009, 08:43 PM

OMG I have heard some sad desperate arguments in my time but that is the worst. What a thick shithead.

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Re: Eating Babies
Reply #5 - September 18, 2009, 11:31 PM

What a total tosser. Of course I didn't go through silly struggles over this. I just went ahead and did it after reading Nietzsche. They taste scrummy.

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Reply #6 - September 18, 2009, 11:38 PM

you eat them with or without the diaper ?

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Reply #7 - September 18, 2009, 11:41 PM

Without, obviously. Diapers aren't very tasty.

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Reply #8 - September 19, 2009, 12:02 AM

Actually the point that what happens to people converting into 'baby-eating' is similar to converting into atheism/agnosticism is partially true. But not having morals? Gimme a break, it's religious people who lack them.

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Reply #9 - September 19, 2009, 12:18 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 18, 2009, 11:41 PM
Without, obviously. Diapers aren't very tasty.

what about the stuff inside their tummies that did not arrive into the diaper yet?

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Re: Eating Babies
Reply #10 - September 19, 2009, 12:30 AM

They're like any other animal: you gut them before cooking them.

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Reply #11 - September 19, 2009, 04:41 AM

Funny, it's always religious folks who want to kill babies and animals to appease their violent and insatiable gods.

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Reply #12 - September 19, 2009, 05:02 AM

This is a dirty trick of an argument to use against atheism, because beyond all the ridiculous 'baby-eating' comparisons it is pointing to the fact that leaving your faith FEELS very wrong *initially* as some kind of proof to the fact that it's the "true" faith. This is obviously no proof at all, but for someone who is struggling with leaving their religion such an argument can make the struggle that much more difficult.

Personally, when I apostasized and was quite depressed as a result, I shared my doubts and concerns with a Muslim friend. "Why does your hand feel cold?" she asked me, then answered herself "Because it's an indication your body sends to your brain to cover it, to prevent harm to the skin on cold weather..." She used this argument on me, saying that there was a reason I felt unhappy, that my soul was trying to cling to this because it needed it. Even though I knew as she said it that the argument had no logical validity, it was still months before I was able to take it out of my mind.

So while this article sounds rather silly and would be insulting to me as an atheist if the writer wasn't so clearly on another planet... I imagine it could strike a nerve with someone trying to leave their religion. Which I guess is the author's intention.

Anyways, I'm sorry for going so off track, I really just wanted to say that I prefer my babies as side dishes to crazy preachers.

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Re: Eating Babies
Reply #13 - September 19, 2009, 05:05 AM

We all know there's only one reason to eat babies

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