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  • Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     OP - September 23, 2009, 08:56 AM

     They will be granted heaven for obeying Allah
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ytiXRyc0qk&feature=related
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #1 - September 23, 2009, 11:21 AM

     Cheesy
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #2 - September 25, 2009, 02:02 PM

    I've seen it before, but it's still so fucking disgusting.

    I really fail to see the idea of veil when in Hajj women are NOT ALLOWED to wear it unless they fear mean looking at them or something. At least that is what I have been told.

    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #3 - September 25, 2009, 08:02 PM

    wow that really sucks, poor women  mysmilie_977
    "the veil doesnt prevent us from doing anything that someone without a veil can do"? Clearly.

    "when you've got thousands of hadith/sunnah and a book like the Qur'an where abrogation is propagated by some; anyone with a grudge and some time on their hands can find something to confirm what ever they wish"- Kaiwai
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #4 - September 25, 2009, 08:10 PM

    Using a bicycle.

    Enjoying the feeling of free-rolling down a hill on a bicycle. Talk about wind-resistance :-)

    I would love to see a slalom-skier in burqa :-)

    Or a climber.

    Or even better - a spelunker!!!

    Afterthought: It's really tragic, but I can't help smiling at the inner vision.
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #5 - September 25, 2009, 09:45 PM

    I've seen it before, but it's still so fucking disgusting.

    I really fail to see the idea of veil when in Hajj women are NOT ALLOWED to wear it unless they fear mean looking at them or something. At least that is what I have been told.


    Oh naturally, when it comes to innovating new ways to keep women in their place, the ulama-gods of Islam have come up with differences of opinion on the matter of women covering their faces and hands at hajj. 

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  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #6 - September 28, 2009, 10:21 AM

    It's terribly sad that burqa-clad Muslim women justify the things being done to keep them hidden as something good. From an ex-Muslim and secular point of view, I find it strange and sad.
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #7 - September 28, 2009, 03:34 PM

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  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #8 - September 28, 2009, 05:01 PM

    Seriously, I think that video was a piss-take.  I mean, wouldn't most niqabis have the common sense not to order something like spaghetti which is so messy to eat when they know they will be eating it under their niqabs?  Plus the way that one woman is eating through the top of her niqab just looks barmy to me.  Tongue

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #9 - September 28, 2009, 05:32 PM

    Seriously, I think that video was a piss-take.  I mean, wouldn't most niqabis have the common sense not to order something like spaghetti which is so messy to eat when they know they will be eating it under their niqabs?  Plus the way that one woman is eating through the top of her niqab just looks barmy to me.  Tongue


    No dear Nour with all my respect to you and to the rest of womankind, any girl or woman who chooses to wear a burqa deserves nothing less than a tiny brain.

    Did you know that in Haj, you are not suppose to cover your faces or wear gloves? These are ladies with tiny brains that their husbands convinced them to wear it or for any other silly reason. If you are not allowed to wear Niqab in the Muslims most holiest palaces, I think you should not wear it anywhere else. idiot2

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  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #10 - September 28, 2009, 05:36 PM

    Seriously, I think that video was a piss-take.  I mean, wouldn't most niqabis have the common sense not to order something like spaghetti which is so messy to eat when they know they will be eating it under their niqabs?  Plus the way that one woman is eating through the top of her niqab just looks barmy to me.  Tongue


    I did think that as well, but I'm very cynical as you may know. Surely you would put the spaghetti through the bottom of the niqab rather than the top?

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #11 - September 29, 2009, 02:38 AM

    Seriously, I think that video was a piss-take.  I mean, wouldn't most niqabis have the common sense not to order something like spaghetti which is so messy to eat when they know they will be eating it under their niqabs?  Plus the way that one woman is eating through the top of her niqab just looks barmy to me.  Tongue


    Yeah, you're probably right. But then the "real" situation is that a niqabi who wants to eat spaguetti will have to wait until she is in the privacy of her own home to be able to do so. Which still means they can't even have basic freedoms that we take for granted...

    "when you've got thousands of hadith/sunnah and a book like the Qur'an where abrogation is propagated by some; anyone with a grudge and some time on their hands can find something to confirm what ever they wish"- Kaiwai
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #12 - September 29, 2009, 07:33 AM

    Yes AA, but it's possible to carry around underneath garments, a really long, coiled piece of spaghetti, carried in a bag, like a drip, and suck on it all day long whilst out and about....in fact, I'm convinced that's what spaghetti loving, niqab wearing muslims do. Today I will stop one and ask them....I'll get back to you. Smiley

    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #13 - September 29, 2009, 07:46 AM

    No dear Nour with all my respect to you and to the rest of womankind, any girl or woman who chooses to wear a burqa deserves nothing less than a tiny brain.


    When you say 'choose' do you mean the women who decide to wear it without family or social pressure or religious pressure?  Or are you including in this those women who are 'free' to choose but do so after hearing hadiths and lectures about the fitnah of the woman, and the sahabiyat wore the hijab, and not wearing it is a modern innovation, and wearing niqab makes you more modest in thought and brings you closer to allah and all of the other propaganda? 

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    Did you know that in Haj, you are not suppose to cover your faces or wear gloves? These are ladies with tiny brains that their husbands convinced them to wear it or for any other silly reason. If you are not allowed to wear Niqab in the Muslims most holiest palaces, I think you should not wear it anywhere else. idiot2


    I think that's pretty insulting towards women.  It is a horrible piece of cloth and it is a means of oppression and so on, but to say 'tiny brains' when the vast majority of Muslim women live in backwards patriarchal societies and cultures where men's words and commands are elevated to a higher status and women are told from day one that you must obey men, especially husbands and Muhammad, is kind of... not nice.  I don't know, personally I knew a lot of women who wore niqab and said that they did it freely, but really, they said that for their pride.  A lot of them suffered in it, physically, emotionally, and all they had to feel better was 'I choose this for allah!'  And none of them had tiny brains.  They were Muslims, of course they are going to do things that make no sense or don't serve any purpose.  For women in that specific milieu, there isn't any permission or quarter given to talk about how bloody uncomfortable it is, or how stupid you feel in it or anything like that.  It's 'Oh hazrat Aishah wore it, do you think you are better than she is? You have to follow her example' and shit like that.

    Nothing in Islam makes sense, or very little does.  So given that the scholar-gods have constructed rules about the difference between niqab in hajj and out of hajj - and there is a permissible sort of niqab in hajj according to some, and according to others it includes the one that ties, and hands are to be covered not with gloves but with her khimar.  In the context of Islam, it does have some sort of grounding.  The whole system is stupid, but within the looking glass, it appears to make sense.

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  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #14 - September 29, 2009, 06:19 PM

    They could have used a straw....

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • italian restaurant in dubai
     Reply #15 - November 11, 2009, 10:57 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC8LYzlIXxs
  • Re: italian restaurant in dubai
     Reply #16 - November 11, 2009, 11:51 PM

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=6873.0

    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #17 - November 12, 2009, 11:51 AM

    Men force their wives to do it because they fear women - this dual hatred and yet fearing at the same time.

    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #18 - November 17, 2009, 04:02 AM

    I honestly thought when I first watched it that it was ones of those just for laughs gags!  That is the most retarded thing I've ever seen!  What freakin woman would wear that thing and order spaghetti  Huh?  what a shame, I feel sorry for these women who have been either forced or brainwashed into wearing the niquab.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.

    Atheism: A non-prophet organization.

    Which is it, is man one of God?s blunders or is God one of man?s?
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #19 - November 23, 2009, 06:01 AM

    I've actually seen this video a few months ago. I thought it was joke. God, that would humiliate the crap out of me to eat this way in public!
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #20 - January 18, 2010, 10:07 PM

    I still think this heart-breaking. They want to live, that's why they ordered it. They couldn't give a fuck less.

    They want to swim, that's why they do this:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0Fjo4KfoMJw/SzcFyA1iHUI/AAAAAAAAANw/hgQ6trj2NjU/s1600-h/6574_141282875812_715580812_3579615_7751663_n.jpg

    And this:





    I can see the humor really I can, I just find it rude because it's fucking unfair. If I was a woman, shit even as I am now, a man, and somebody told me to wear that fucking niqab. I would tell them to fuck off, I would fucking fight and scream and shout, I would head-butt the nearest motherfucker, I'd knee them, I'd swing a right hook knocking somebody's head off.

    I can do this because I'm a man. Simply because Allah has sanctioned this, and Mohammed sanctioned this. The arguing against wearing something like that. Simply because of that, there is no deeper reason. But muslim women are not, I repeat, are not treated equally. Anytime a muslim woman says we are treated equally, she needs to think if I was a man, what could I do that I can't do now. And she will go, well, nothing, anything I want to do now I could do as man.  Roll Eyes

    People wouldn't want muslim women to ride bikes. Imagine. They say it's not suitable. Or it looks stupid. Or something like that. But it wouldn't look stupid if she sat behind a man on a motorbike? Or a bicycle for that matter.


    Imagine if I had been subjugated since I was a little girl ? Told by men and women don't do this, don't laugh out loud, don't talk loud, don't walk like that, and so on. And then they put a fucking veil on you. How is it not different and more humiliating than this picture:

    http://http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2009/12/21/12/Photos_Of_The_Decade_Iraq_War_NYDE141.standalone.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

    And that man is POW. He is not fully dressed either. And was not forced to wear that before. Or after. And I'm not sure why he has to wear it but that matters not.

    Yes some women want to wear it. But what about those who don't want to wear it?

    Maybe I am wrong? I am looking at this from the POV of a person who does not want to wear it, and I see these pictures and I think well who am I to say its humiliating? But I would feel humiliated. And how do you as a woman that wears it know it's not humiliating if you have never taken it off? You don't even have this option as a woman. To try it out, try living without it. After that you can make a choice, whether or not to wear it.

    That video and similar pictures, are for me, heartbreaking, you can never break the spirit of humans, but damn if religion doesn't try its utmost to do so. And a special fuck you to Islam, for refusing to reform.
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #21 - January 18, 2010, 11:29 PM

    Magnificent words BD.

    It is so unnatural and dehumanizing, almost nightmarish.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #22 - January 20, 2010, 05:34 AM

    A lot of niqabis are new to it. They did not see their mothers and aunts do it. They just started doing it a few years ago. As such, they still do not know yet what is right and what is stupid and they are on their way to discover.

    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Islamic way to eat Spaghetti
     Reply #23 - January 20, 2010, 05:41 AM

    tis heartbreakingly hilarious indeed...



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    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
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