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 Topic: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!

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  • Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     OP - September 27, 2009, 07:02 AM
    What a DH!

    http://cafepyala.blogspot.com/2009/09/junaid-jamshed-needs-commitment-to.html

    http://vidpk.com/34502/Junaid-Jamshed-in-Aalim-On-line/
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #1 - September 27, 2009, 08:47 AM
    For the love of Allah, Junaid bhai jaan just shave off that RIDICULOUS beard, stop your buffoonery and start singing Dil Dil Pakistan again!!!

    /rant
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #2 - September 27, 2009, 03:00 PM
    What a dick!

    In fact it is usually the poor who are more pious and have a stronger deen than the rich from my observations so the guy is talking out of his ass.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #3 - September 27, 2009, 05:24 PM
    Quote from: Nour on September 27, 2009, 03:00 PM
    What a dick!

    In fact it is usually the poor who are more pious and have a stronger deen than the rich from my observations so the guy is talking out of his ass.


    Definitely. That stuff that he said is so horrible and disgusting, especially what he said about them women dying. As the person who wrote the article said, it is all very easy for him to say.

    I prefer to remember him like this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGu6FxqUiHo
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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #4 - September 27, 2009, 06:20 PM
    lol another Mullah opposed to rationality and reason.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #5 - September 27, 2009, 06:21 PM
    Quote
    [Inflation is not caused by human beings. In the morning an angel arrives and announces the rates for everything from rice to cooking oil. Now, you can do what you will, try what you will, in the stock market or wherever. You an call the finance minister, or this or that minister, nobody can do anything. It is only when people become obedient that Allah takes decisions in their favour.]


    I would like to note that this makes no less sense than any other mystical theories of finance.   Smiley
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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #6 - September 27, 2009, 06:23 PM
    Reminds me of the old saying we have:

    Neem Hakeem, Khatra-e-Jaan
    Neem Mullah, Khatra-e-Imaan
    Neem Siasatdaan, Khatra-e-Pakistan

    Translation:
    The bogus medicine man is a danger to life
    The bogus mullah is a danger to faith
    The bogus politician is a danger to Pakistan

    This Neem Mullah JJ should dump this ridiculous phase of his life and go back to singing songs which changed Pakistani music all over, rather than disgust us with his misguided and laughable religious chauvinism.

    Quote from: Heyjustlooking on September 27, 2009, 06:20 PM
    lol another Mullah opposed to rationality and reason.

    Lol...Junaid Jamsed is Pakistan's more lunatic version of Yusuf Islam a.k.a. Cat Stevens
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #7 - September 29, 2009, 12:21 AM
    Oh ok i get it now. So he used to be a singer of sorts ?
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #8 - September 29, 2009, 07:18 AM
    Oh yes, a VERY popular singer who was part of a band called Vital Signs and then had a good solo career as well. Until he found the Deobandi version of Allah and became a degenerate who still gets royalty payments from his old sponsors as well as owning a very expensive men's shalwar kameez chain which is a fucking rip-off.
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #9 - September 29, 2009, 07:21 AM
    Quote from: atheist.pk on September 29, 2009, 07:18 AM
    Oh yes, a VERY popular singer who was part of a band called Vital Signs and then had a good solo career as well. Until he found the Deobandi version of Allah and became a degenerate who still gets royalty payments from his old sponsors as well as owning a very expensive men's shalwar kameez chain which is a fucking rip-off.


    I bought this really really crap kurta from there for Rs2000! And he claims to be all moral?!
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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #10 - September 29, 2009, 07:38 AM
    You're lucky you only got it for 2000...he has kurtas there that cost 5000, 10,000, and even 20,000  lipsrsealed
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #11 - September 29, 2009, 08:38 AM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 29, 2009, 07:21 AM
    I bought this really really crap kurta from there for Rs2000! And he claims to be all moral?!

    What do you expect - Isnt that just UK15 pounds  You cant even get decent T-shirts in the UK for that amount!
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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #12 - September 29, 2009, 08:58 AM
    Quote from: atheist.pk on September 29, 2009, 07:38 AM
    You're lucky you only got it for 2000...he has kurtas there that cost 5000, 10,000, and even 20,000  lipsrsealed


    I know, but the one I bought was a really really crap one and probably the cheapest one there. From Tench Bazaar, you can get Kurtas that are a million times better for Rs500.

    Quote from: IsLame on September 29, 2009, 08:38 AM
    What do you expect - Isnt that just UK15 pounds  You cant even get decent T-shirts in the UK for that amount!


    Yeah, but that really is quite expensive for Pakistan.
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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #13 - September 29, 2009, 09:08 AM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 29, 2009, 08:58 AM
    I know, but the one I bought was a really really crap one and probably the cheapest one there. From Tench Bazaar, you can get Kurtas that are a million times better for Rs500.

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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #14 - September 29, 2009, 09:11 AM
    And also, considering the average salary in Pakistan is probably less than Rs10000 a month, Rs2000 for a piece of crap is pretty despicable.

    At least the cheapest Armani Suit is still very good quality. His stuff is just rubbish and overpriced. He's even got a shop in Birmingham but noone goes there, thank god.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #15 - September 29, 2009, 10:55 PM
    I went to his shop in Pakistan last year but all of the stuff in there was too bling, even for my wedding day.  I prefer simple plain salwaar kameez.

    If only Junaid Jamshed didn't catch the religious bug, he could've made so much more great music.

    I hope A R Rahman NEVER catches the religious bug!
    .
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #16 - September 30, 2009, 03:26 AM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on September 29, 2009, 10:55 PM
    I went to his shop in Pakistan last year but all of the stuff in there was too bling, even for my wedding day.  I prefer simple plain salwaar kameez.

    If only Junaid Jamshed didn't catch the religious bug, he could've made so much more great music.

    I hope A R Rahman NEVER catches the religious bug!


    F--- me! Dunno about the religious bug but A.R Rahman converted from hinduism to islam. All he needs to do now is go on hajj and soon enough he'll stop making great music!
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #17 - September 30, 2009, 07:20 AM
    Well he is south Indian, and they are often more secular and more chilled on religious stuff than most Smiley
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #18 - September 30, 2009, 09:13 AM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on September 29, 2009, 10:55 PM
    I went to his shop in Pakistan last year but all of the stuff in there was too bling, even for my wedding day.  I prefer simple plain salwaar kameez.

    If only Junaid Jamshed didn't catch the religious bug, he could've made so much more great music.

    I hope A R Rahman NEVER catches the religious bug!


    You're married?! From back home?!
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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #19 - September 30, 2009, 11:59 AM
    Congrats Shahid - are you about to get married?   cheers
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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #20 - September 30, 2009, 03:02 PM
    ye A R Rahman is a great talent.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #21 - September 30, 2009, 04:16 PM
    No no no I'm not married, and I'm not engaged either!

    I was just saying that when I eventually do get married, the clothes in there would even be too bling for that.

    *just thought I'd clarify that*
    .
  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #22 - September 30, 2009, 04:23 PM
    Lol, fair enough! Talk about jumping to conclusions!

    By the way, if you are Pakistani or Indian, it is impossible to be TOO bling on your wedding day.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: Junaid Jamshed needs a commitment......to a mental asylum!
     Reply #23 - September 30, 2009, 06:34 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 04:23 PM
    By the way, if you are Pakistani or Indian, it is impossible to be TOO bling on your wedding day.

    Tahition weddings are far simpler



    Which type of wedding would you prefer?
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