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  • The Seven Words!
     OP - September 30, 2009, 01:20 PM
    This classic is so good it deserves its own thread. Afro

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM

    Feel free to add more words you are not suppose to say on TV or at home for that matter.
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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #1 - September 30, 2009, 01:22 PM
    This is nowhere near one of his best, but unfortunately, this is what he is most remembered for! Its still good though!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #2 - September 30, 2009, 01:40 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 01:22 PM
    This is nowhere near one of his best, but unfortunately, this is what he is most remembered for! Its still good though!


    I think it is one of his best videos. Don't you think the "Tits meet Toots"cpart is hilarious? Cheesy
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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #3 - September 30, 2009, 05:22 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 01:22 PM
    This is nowhere near one of his best, but unfortunately, this is what he is most remembered for! Its still good though!

    Have to agree with Aliadiere on that. He became famous because of this routine, but he was not as good then as he became in the 1990s and 2000s when he became almost like an angry old man dissecting the very fabric of bullshit in society.

    Some of my most favourite ones by Hazrat George Carlin (SAWW):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PiZSFIVFiU
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkRYaMiP4K8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9kpZHXhxI
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWiBt-pqp0E
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDkhzHQO7jY
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uC8LSV-j2g
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #4 - September 30, 2009, 05:23 PM
    Well as a Pakistani almost every curseword or slang aimed at a part of human anatomy is forbidden at home Cheesy
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #5 - September 30, 2009, 05:25 PM
    What about Lan?
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #6 - September 30, 2009, 05:29 PM
    Lan/Lun/Lund/Lorra

    come on...my dad would slap me silly if I ever those words  Cheesy

    In fact the ONLY slang allowed are 'koolay' for the ass, 'maanaa' for shit (i think an old cousin of mine started that name and it has persevered over the years) and 'pichchee' for penis/urination  Cheesy
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #7 - September 30, 2009, 05:41 PM
    Lol, I know your dad would slap you silly, I was joking!

    I can only say "tu" for ass and "tutti" for shit.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #8 - September 30, 2009, 06:02 PM
    Tutti would be a big no-no word for my mom  Cheesy
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #9 - September 30, 2009, 06:22 PM
    What about "boal" for shit. I bet all the old people in your family say that.

    And another thing I have noticed about Pakistanis, a general rule is the older you are, the more vulgar your swearing is!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #10 - September 30, 2009, 06:32 PM
    From the master himself...

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    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #11 - September 30, 2009, 06:35 PM
    I've always wondered, how do you define a swear word?
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #12 - September 30, 2009, 06:38 PM
    I call my 3 year old 'Gandhu', which my mum hates
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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #13 - September 30, 2009, 06:44 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 05:41 PM
    Lol, I know your dad would slap you silly, I was joking!

    I can only say "tu" for ass and "tutti" for shit.


    I am no expert of English language, but I always thought that Tutti is something nice and something that you can crave for!

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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #14 - September 30, 2009, 06:49 PM
    Tutti also means all in Italian...  Tutti voi... all of you.

    PS..  How on earth could you choose such a sweet sounding word like 'tutti' to refer to faecal matter?  It just doesn't seem appropriate for a word with that sound.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #15 - September 30, 2009, 06:53 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on September 30, 2009, 06:38 PM
    I call my 3 year old 'Gandhu', which my mum hates


    Sounds like Gandhi.... What does it mean?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #16 - September 30, 2009, 06:54 PM
    a taker (of the homosexual variety)
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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #17 - September 30, 2009, 07:21 PM
    I've always found Pakistani society funny. Being a homosexual "giver" is not that bad a thing, but to be a taker is massively insulting.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #18 - September 30, 2009, 07:28 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 07:21 PM
    I've always found Pakistani society funny. Being a homosexual "giver" is not that bad a thing, but to be a taker is massively insulting.


    What you're describing is quite ancient really.  I believe it even goes back to greco roman societies.  To be the receiver means that you are the bitch, the weaker one, the submissive one.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #19 - September 30, 2009, 07:29 PM
    Yeah, I remember my uncle once telling me that the difference between homosexuals in England and Pakistan is homosexuals in Pakistan don't receive, they only give. Which begs the question, if they only give, who are they giving it to?
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #20 - September 30, 2009, 07:32 PM
    Indian homosexuals?
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #21 - September 30, 2009, 07:33 PM
    I don't know about India but there are so many bisexual men in Pakistan. In the villages, I would say it is over 50%
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #22 - September 30, 2009, 07:37 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 07:29 PM
    Yeah, I remember my uncle once telling me that the difference between homosexuals in England and Pakistan is homosexuals in Pakistan don't receive, they only give. Which begs the question, if they only give, who are they giving it to?


    Does 'give' imply any doing any pleasuring with any part of the body such as performing fellatio?  
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #23 - September 30, 2009, 07:38 PM
    Give means bumming, as far as I was aware.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #24 - September 30, 2009, 07:39 PM
    That is also the term that I am familiar with as well...  I was always familiar with the concept that the dishonour went to the person who received the bumming.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #25 - September 30, 2009, 07:40 PM
    Yeah, that is the dishonour.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #26 - September 30, 2009, 07:47 PM
    You've sold it to me with that  Afro  I'll be the giver, anyone want to volounteer to be the taker?
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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #27 - September 30, 2009, 07:49 PM
    Sorry I had to delete it because I reread what the other poster said about what his uncle told him.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #28 - September 30, 2009, 07:51 PM
    Guys.... I think you are on the wrong thread! parrot
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  • Re: The Seven Words!
     Reply #29 - September 30, 2009, 07:52 PM
    lol, what has this thread become!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
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