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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #30 - September 30, 2009, 07:25 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 07:16 PM
    Vodka is probably the worst spirit in the world. The thing that annoys me about vodka is 99% of people who drink it, drink it because they don't like the taste of alcohol.

    I know you do have vodka afficionados, but the majority of people who drink vodka, drink it only to get drunk.


    Not those of us who drink it straight.

    Try Cold River vodka sometime-- a potato vodka made in Maine. Best vodka I've ever had, hands down-- it may change your mind about vodka. Drink it straight at room temperature or only slightly chilled, putting it in the freezer (as some like to do with vodka) will ruin the taste. Second on my list would be Ciroc-- a grape vodka made in France. Also excellent shit. Best served moderately cold (put it in the fridge), but is tasty at any temp.

    Quote from: BerberElla on September 30, 2009, 07:22 PM
    I prefer to stick to sambuca, all flavours, and mixed with lemonade haha, I like my drink to last, helps my pockets.  Tongue


    You don't actually get drunk on that stuff do ya? I like a shot of buca with an espresso or regular black coffee after a meal-- but getting drunk on anisette seems like a recipe for vomiting and a very bad hangover the following day.
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #31 - September 30, 2009, 07:26 PM
    I like cider, beer, wine, gin, irish whisky, scotch, brandy, dark rum, grand marnier, and pernod. I don't like vodka, it doesn't really taste of much and it just makes me feel sick.

    I know that there are people out there that do like the taste of vodka, but its just all these kids who go out drinking and drink vodka and coke, vodka and red bull, and alcopops. They are the vodka drinkers that I hate!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #32 - September 30, 2009, 07:29 PM
    Any of you tried raki?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #33 - September 30, 2009, 07:32 PM
    Tried it, spat it out

    Anyway Aliadiere, I love Vodka, and not because it makes me pissed-it was the first drink I ever had and the drink I stomach the best.

    I also enjoy it with a slice of white farmhouse bread topped with lard and sliced gherkin. Lovely!
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #34 - September 30, 2009, 07:34 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on September 30, 2009, 07:25 PM


    You don't actually get drunk on that stuff do ya? I like a shot of buca with an espresso or regular black coffee after a meal-- but getting drunk on anisette seems like a recipe for vomiting and a very bad hangover the following day.


    No, that's why I mix it up with shots in between.  Tequila if I can afford it, or corkys shots.  parrot

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #35 - September 30, 2009, 07:35 PM
    Three drinks I wouldn't touch with a bargepole.

    Vodka - doesn't taste of much and gives me a really dodgy belly

    Jack Daniels or any bourbon - Too sweet and not very nice

    And the worst of all, Tequila - I chuck up as soon as it enters my stomach
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #36 - September 30, 2009, 07:37 PM
    I wuv me some tequila, with salt and lime/lemon slices.  bunny
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #37 - September 30, 2009, 07:46 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 07:26 PM
    I like cider, beer, wine, gin, irish whisky, scotch, brandy, dark rum, grand marnier, and pernod. I don't like vodka, it doesn't really taste of much and it just makes me feel sick.

    I know that there are people out there that do like the taste of vodka, but its just all these kids who go out drinking and drink vodka and coke, vodka and red bull, and alcopops. They are the vodka drinkers that I hate!


    And that is all good stuff you listed, but I'm tellin ya, try some room temp Cold River or refrigerated Ciroc straight and you might have a whole new outlook on vodka-- that stuff is really a notch above the standard grain vodka.

    Quote from: HenriMonier on September 30, 2009, 07:32 PM
    Tried it, spat it out

    Anyway Aliadiere, I love Vodka, and not because it makes me pissed-it was the first drink I ever had and the drink I stomach the best.

    I also enjoy it with a slice of white farmhouse bread topped with lard and sliced gherkin. Lovely!


     vomit

    Quote from: BerberElla on September 30, 2009, 07:34 PM
    No, that's why I mix it up with shots in between.  Tequila if I can afford it, or corkys shots.  parrot


    Mixing your liquors (especially those ones) seems like an even better way to get sick. What kind of tequila do you like (I love Sauza), and what's a corkys shot?
    fuck you
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #38 - September 30, 2009, 07:49 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 30, 2009, 07:34 PM
    No, that's why I mix it up with shots in between.  Tequila if I can afford it, or corkys shots.  parrot




    I just noticed what you said! Corky's?! That's something that kids drink!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #39 - September 30, 2009, 07:51 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 30, 2009, 07:37 PM
    I wuv me some tequila, with salt and lime/lemon slices.  bunny


    In America we call salt and lime "training wheels"  Wink

    I do sometimes like lime with tequila, but I normally just squeeze a bit into the shotglass itself.
    fuck you
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #40 - September 30, 2009, 07:53 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 07:49 PM
    I just noticed what you said! Corky's?! That's something that kids drink!


    Yeah, sorry, I'm not an alcohol snob. I am not ashamed of the drinks I like, I like em because they taste nice.  Afro
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #41 - September 30, 2009, 07:55 PM
    Lol, well I am an alcohol snob! And I won't touch corky's or alcopops!

    Anyway, this thread reminded me of this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwwqEm5YhQ
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #42 - September 30, 2009, 07:56 PM
    After an unfortunate incident involving a bottle of Famous Grouse  and a terrible hangover I have to be quite careful with whisky.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #43 - September 30, 2009, 07:57 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 30, 2009, 07:53 PM
    Yeah, sorry, I'm not an alcohol snob. I am not ashamed of the drinks I like, I like em because they taste nice.  Afro


    What is Corky's?
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #44 - September 30, 2009, 07:58 PM
    Corky's is a "spirit" about 17% abv which is just really sweet and horrible and doesn't taste of alcohol
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #45 - September 30, 2009, 08:07 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on September 30, 2009, 07:58 PM
    Corky's is a "spirit" about 17% abv which is just really sweet and horrible and doesn't taste of alcohol


    Got it. This stuff, right?:

    http://thespiritworld.net/2008/10/13/corkys-blueberry-vodka/

    Looks to be the Brit equivalent of our Mad Dog 20/20.

    BerberElla, reading what you drink on a night out, you must get wicked twisted, but also wicked hungover the next day. I can knock back plenty of booze without getting sick or too hungover the next day as long as I stick to just one kind of relatively decent quality liquor and maybe some beer too, but if I mix the kind of liquors you're drinking in the same night, I'm probably gonna puke by the end of the night, and even if I avoid that, I'd feel like a train hit me the next day. Don't get me wrong, I've drank like you many times before, and I probably will in the future too, but it's always been a bad idea.
    fuck you
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #46 - September 30, 2009, 08:10 PM
    Its allright if you want to get drunk, but it is not what I would drink if I was enjoying an aperitif with the Duke and Duchess of Kent. I used to work at a place where we sold 6 shots of corky's for a fiver. I thikn that is the only spirit I could drink 6 of, very quickly, in a row without feeling sick!

    And we get 20/20 here as well.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #47 - September 30, 2009, 09:13 PM
    Pepsi FTW! Tongue

    Back on topic, I can't think of anything that really makes me cringe, just a lot of stupid things I've said and done that I regret. Quoting the hadith, "Women are deficient in the intellect and religion" as a joke was one of the worst. Getting really upset when atheists mocked Jesus during class and too fumed to speak, wrote a message on a piece of paper, "Jesus was muslim, STFU." 015
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #48 - September 30, 2009, 09:19 PM
    One of my cringeworthy moments was when I told some of my family that they shouldn't spill any salt on the floor because in the akhira they'd have to pick it up with their eye-lashes.

    And when I told my family that Walkers cheese & onion crisps are haraam.  These are the tastiest crisps.  Why was I trying to deprive my family from eating them!?!?!?
    .
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #49 - September 30, 2009, 09:22 PM
    I've heard that thing about the salt and eyelashes before, but I thought it was a shia hadith.

    I was thinking of when I was a prepubescent child, and I can imagine being such a nauseating shit. I remember telling an adult "All most Muslims care about is Halal meat and not drinking alcohol". That was obviously not my opinion but something I had heard.
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #50 - September 30, 2009, 09:24 PM
    My entire adult life was a one giant cringe worthy Muslim moment after another.  I was a major asshole - yes, even more of one than I am today.  It's too feckin' embarrassing to recall one specific incident.

    Regarding alcohol, I never drank much of it, I certainly cannot call myself a snob. I don't like the taste of it at all.  It must be masked with sodas and juices.  What's wrong with drinking to get a buzz on or get drunk?  If that makes me a prole, so be it.  I wouldn't drink if other, more herbal substances were legal.  
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #51 - September 30, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Quote from: Manat on September 30, 2009, 09:24 PM
    My entire adult life was a one giant cringe worthy Muslim moment after another.  I was a major asshole - yes, even more of one than I am today.  It's too feckin' embarrassing to recall one specific incident.

    Ohhh..go onnn..  Smiley
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #52 - September 30, 2009, 09:56 PM
    Here's one. I dressed like a freak for years.  In public. 

    Also I married a total and complete  utter asshole fucktard twat and listened to almost everything he said and let him treat me like a maid because he has qawwamuna and I just needed to learn how to be submissive and obedient like the quran says.
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #53 - September 30, 2009, 10:40 PM
    Quote from: Manat on September 30, 2009, 09:56 PM
    .  

    Also I married a total and complete  utter asshole fucktard twat and listened to almost everything he said and let him treat me like a maid because he has qawwamuna and I just needed to learn how to be submissive and obedient like the quran says.


    I like that.....That's what my dear mother called me when she found me asleep with the front door slightly open and my lower half in the front porch as she was leaving for mass....  It was one of those nights you see...  I smelled like the Jack Daniel's distillery as well..

    Should I convert to Islam if I ever decide to get married?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #54 - September 30, 2009, 10:41 PM
    Just wanna be part of an epic thread...

    go on!
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #55 - September 30, 2009, 11:01 PM
    me too Smiley
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #56 - October 01, 2009, 01:04 AM
    Quote from: Manat on September 30, 2009, 09:56 PM
    Here's one. I dressed like a freak for years.  In public. 

    Also I married a total and complete  utter asshole fucktard twat and listened to almost everything he said and let him treat me like a maid because he has qawwamuna and I just needed to learn how to be submissive and obedient like the quran says.


     Cheesy

    Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing, but damn.

    Can people receive POTM twice in a row? I'd vote for ya on this one alone. Although it's about to be a moot point once Cheetah bans you.
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #57 - October 01, 2009, 02:08 AM
    Yankees RULE!!!!!!!

    This thread is the only thing I've laughed about in a day or two.  That and a blog post.  The thing about asshat fucktard twats is that they don't give you much to laugh over as they are symbolically fucking you in the ass and screwing up  your whole life.
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  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #58 - October 01, 2009, 05:09 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on September 30, 2009, 07:07 PM
    I love Dr Pepper.  Mind you, I like the taste of cough syrup too. 


    I love Dr Pepper but not had it for years. Too many empty calories for a diabetic.
  • Re: Cringeworthy Muslim Moments
     Reply #59 - October 01, 2009, 06:09 AM
    Diet Dr. Pepper is one of the only diet sodas I've ever had - maybe the only one - that is just as tasty as the full sugar version. 
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