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  • Question: Are you a fat ass?
  • Yes, I'm a fat ass
  • I'm just big
  • I'm just husky
  • I'm fat as fuck!
  • God damn I'm a fat fuck!
  • I'm not fat--I'm RIPPED!!
  • I'm just skin and bones
  • I'm just a half fat ass

 Topic: Are you a fat ass?

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  • Are you a fat ass?
     OP - October 01, 2009, 12:15 AM
    I'm doing a research study about all the members here. I'll get back to you in six months about my conclusion. I'm going to write a book about it once the research is over  parrot


    Thanks for your honest votes  Afro



    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #1 - October 01, 2009, 12:54 AM
    Yep. Although my job is stressful and can involve long hours, it's pretty damn sedentary-- going from union member where I was on my feet all day to union rep where I'm on my ass all day (and eating junk food on the run all the time) has taken its toll.

    But luckily I am also tall and have broad shoulders so I don't look like nearly as much of a fatass as I actually am.
    fuck you
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #2 - October 01, 2009, 05:04 AM
    I used to be overweight and fat. But am fairly slim now.
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #3 - October 01, 2009, 07:19 AM
    Shouldda called it 'Do you have too much time on your hands?' maybe. Wink
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #4 - October 01, 2009, 07:26 AM
    Yes  Cry
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #5 - October 01, 2009, 07:39 AM
    Is this the steriods talking?
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #6 - October 01, 2009, 12:29 PM
    I haven't done steroids since I was like 19
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #7 - October 01, 2009, 12:33 PM
    Oh dear:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiIirDgHzI



     Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #8 - October 01, 2009, 12:35 PM
    I knew that was coming  Cheesy
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #9 - October 01, 2009, 04:37 PM
    Where's 'medium' in this list?
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #10 - October 01, 2009, 04:40 PM
    I just added an eighth option for those who are 'medium'
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #11 - October 01, 2009, 04:49 PM
    I'm chubby.  Afro
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #12 - October 01, 2009, 05:02 PM
    You mean you have love handles in the right places. Afro
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #13 - October 01, 2009, 06:47 PM
    Used to be! not any more!  bunny bunny bunny
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #14 - October 01, 2009, 07:24 PM
    Quote from: Omaar Khayaam on October 01, 2009, 05:02 PM
    You mean you have love handles in the right places. Afro

    You charmer
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #15 - October 01, 2009, 08:30 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on October 01, 2009, 07:24 PM
    You charmer


    I like to call a spade a spade. Afro
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #16 - October 01, 2009, 11:27 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on October 01, 2009, 07:24 PM
    You charmer


    +1
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #17 - October 02, 2009, 01:07 AM
    I'm so fat I have my own postal code....  razz
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #18 - October 02, 2009, 08:59 AM
    You see if Hassan tempered his thoughtful video's with the important questions like, are you fat, do you have a big cock, ever slipped one in the back door? - How much more seriously the world would take him.

    Isn't anyone a bit worried there's a too much dumbing down going on here?
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #19 - October 02, 2009, 09:30 AM
    Nah, it's the lounge.

    Although I was just sitting here wondering why this question even mattered? 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #20 - October 02, 2009, 11:35 AM
    Quote from: Biaxident on October 02, 2009, 01:07 AM
    I'm so fat I have my own postal code....  razz


    I am so fat Sara Palin can see me from Alaska Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #21 - October 02, 2009, 01:33 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on October 02, 2009, 08:59 AM
    You see if Hassan tempered his thoughtful video's with the important questions like, are you fat, do you have a big cock, ever slipped one in the back door? - How much more seriously the world would take him.

    Isn't anyone a bit worried there's a too much dumbing down going on here?


    And yet you accuse me of not having a sense of humor  Roll Eyes

    Lighten up Jack--it's just the lounge.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #22 - October 02, 2009, 01:34 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on October 02, 2009, 01:07 AM
    I'm so fat I have my own postal code....  razz


    I haven't heard that since grade 2. Ahhh the memories  whistling2
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #23 - October 02, 2009, 01:48 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on October 02, 2009, 11:35 AM
    I am so fat Sara Palin can see me from Alaska Cheesy


    Are you in Russia by any chance
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #24 - October 02, 2009, 02:12 PM
    No, I live in North Africa, but that is the punch line. Eventhough the earth is round, I am so big that Sara Palin can see me from Alaska.... Oh. Nevermind!
    ...
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #25 - October 02, 2009, 03:55 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on October 02, 2009, 02:12 PM
    No, I live in North Africa, but that is the punch line. Eventhough the earth is round, I am so big that Sara Palin can see me from Alaska.... Oh. Nevermind!


    LOL, it's always fun to see how people react when I get them to explain the joke
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #26 - October 02, 2009, 06:46 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on October 02, 2009, 01:34 PM
    I haven't heard that since grade 2. Ahhh the memories  whistling2


    You asked. I answered sarcastically. Status quo.   banana dance Flaming mad
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #27 - October 02, 2009, 07:31 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on October 02, 2009, 03:55 PM
    LOL, it's always fun to see how people react when I get them to explain the joke


     Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #28 - October 02, 2009, 10:11 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on October 02, 2009, 06:46 PM
    You asked. I answered sarcastically. Status quo.   banana dance Flaming mad


    You so poor your front and back door are on the same hinge.
    fuck you
  • Re: Are you a fat ass?
     Reply #29 - October 03, 2009, 12:23 AM
    Damn skippy!  grin12
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
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