Car stealing... no more!

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OP - October 24, 2009, 04:21 PM

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Reply #1 - October 24, 2009, 07:46 PM

That'd be very useful in the Bronx.

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Reply #2 - October 24, 2009, 08:02 PM

They'd probably nick the cover in the Bronx

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Reply #3 - October 24, 2009, 08:22 PM

Lol good point

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Reply #4 - October 24, 2009, 09:04 PM

i remember being lost in the Bronx and wearing a suit, and all the groupies on the street corners staring at me - I nearly kecked my pants!

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Reply #5 - October 24, 2009, 09:31 PM

Why were you in the Bronx? Why were you in NYC for that matter?

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Reply #6 - October 24, 2009, 09:48 PM

I was in New York during my MBA, exploring American business techniques..

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Reply #7 - October 24, 2009, 09:50 PM

Quote from: IsLame on October 24, 2009, 09:04 PM
i remember being lost in the Bronx and wearing a suit, and all the groupies on the street corners staring at me - I nearly kecked my pants!

Maybe they were as afraid of you as you were of them! They thought you were a cop!

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Reply #8 - October 25, 2009, 12:52 PM

Quote from: IsLame on October 24, 2009, 09:48 PM
I was in New York during my MBA, exploring American business techniques..

Nice, an MBA in New York. And which techniques did you get to personally appreciate doing your MBA in NY. The "Hand me your wallet, motherfucker" or the more subtle "Wanna date with one of them fine ladies" or the more honest "Hand me the till before I brain blow your fucking brain, bitch" or the all inclusive "Last night we carpet bombed Baghdad"

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Reply #9 - October 25, 2009, 01:05 PM

Ha, guy in the video, they will steal his laptop carry case.

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Reply #10 - October 25, 2009, 05:29 PM

The Bronx, even the South Bronx, really ain't nearly as bad as it used to be back in the day. And parts of the Bronx are actually quite nice, family-friendly areas. Try walking through Riverdale sometime, and unless Orthodox Jewish women pushing around baby strollers scare you, you'll feel quite safe.

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Reply #11 - October 25, 2009, 06:44 PM

LOL.... I remembered a funny true story a good friend of mine once told me...

Her parents went from the UK to visit their daughter in the USA and that was in 1995. That year there was an epidemic of attacks on UK tourists.

Anyways, although her father was OK as he knew that in every country you visit there is a risk of being mugged or attacked, the mother, however, was terrified and nearly canceled the trip altogether.

After a nice evening out and a good meal, they were walking in one of the parks. The mother was extra jumpy and would look around every few steps to see if they were being followed or not. As they were studying a map of the park to see where they should go next, she saw an arrow pointing to a spot where it read "YOU ARE HERE".... As she read that the mother immediately grabbed and hold tight the arm of the father whispering: How did they know we are here?

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Reply #12 - October 25, 2009, 06:51 PM

Quote from: RIBS on October 25, 2009, 06:44 PM
LOL.... I remembered a funny true story a good friend of mine once told me...

Her parents went from the UK to visit their daughter in the USA and that was in 1995. That year there was an epidemic of attacks on UK tourists.

Anyways, although her father was OK as he knew that in every country you visit there is a risk of being mugged or attacked, the mother, however, was terrified and nearly canceled the trip altogether.

After a nice evening out and a good meal, they were walking in one of the parks. The mother was extra jumpy and would look around every few steps to see if they were being followed or not. As they were studying a map of the park to see where they should go next, she saw an arrow pointing to a spot where it read "YOU ARE HERE".... As she read that the mother immediately grabbed and hold tight the arm of the father whispering: How did they know we are here?

LMFAO!! Thanks for sharing.

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Reply #13 - October 25, 2009, 07:32 PM

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