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  • Beer tasted like shit
     OP - November 14, 2009, 02:43 AM
    So I decided to break the taboo today and take a sip of the Haram liquid, my friend had a beer, tried it and it tasted like shit. What's the big deal with it? Is the after-effect really that good that someone has to torment him/herself into drinking that thing in order to achieve it?
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #1 - November 14, 2009, 03:16 AM
    It'll grow on you. And then eventually you will become snobby about beer like me.
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #2 - November 14, 2009, 03:21 AM
    Which beer did you try? Some of them are crap. Some of them are marvellous.
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #3 - November 14, 2009, 04:32 AM
    Quote from: Infidel on November 14, 2009, 02:43 AM
    So I decided to break the taboo today and take a sip of the Haram liquid, my friend had a beer, tried it and it tasted like shit. What's the big deal with it? Is the after-effect really that good that someone has to torment him/herself into drinking that thing in order to achieve it?


    I think beer tastes like piss.  If you want to get your swerve on, try something harder. 
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #4 - November 14, 2009, 04:50 AM
    Quote from: Infidel on November 14, 2009, 02:43 AM
    So I decided to break the taboo today and take a sip of the Haram liquid, my friend had a beer, tried it and it tasted like shit. What's the big deal with it? Is the after-effect really that good that someone has to torment him/herself into drinking that thing in order to achieve it?


    LOL.... same here!  Cheesy
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #5 - November 14, 2009, 04:50 AM
    I'm trying out different types of drink at the moment. I've had Carling, Stella and Budweiser so far. Enjoyed all of them. I want to dry bitter and stout now.
  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #6 - November 14, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Whatever floats your boats. I dont like the taste either, and I dont need it to have a good time. My personal preference grin12
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #7 - November 14, 2009, 09:12 AM
    The reason alclohol is flavoured is because it's fucking disgusting.

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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #8 - November 14, 2009, 09:58 AM
    I hate beer too. Stick to wine, spirits and cocktails. In fact start with cocktails they are yummy. I have a friend who recently became less religious, though stubbornly insists he's a Muslim, he tried beer, hated it and hasn't touched alcohol since. So we went out and I got him mashed on mojitos.
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #9 - November 14, 2009, 11:07 AM
    Feed 'em mango dacquiris. Nobody can resist those and they pack a decent punch.  dance
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #10 - November 14, 2009, 11:17 AM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on November 14, 2009, 09:12 AM
    The reason alclohol is flavoured is because it's fucking disgusting.

    Smoke da weed, is all u need Smiley


    Hey Jack!  Gotta agree with you on this one!

    Personally I prefer getting high to getting drunk but I do like a good glass of wine or a double vodka with lemonade!  grin12
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #11 - November 14, 2009, 11:32 AM
    Quote from: Infidel on November 14, 2009, 02:43 AM
    So I decided to break the taboo today and take a sip of the Haram liquid, my friend had a beer, tried it and it tasted like shit. What's the big deal with it? Is the after-effect really that good that someone has to torment him/herself into drinking that thing in order to achieve it?


    lol... yes, but you do develop a taste for it. I remember tasting Guinness a long time ago and couldn't believe any drink could taste so horrible. I love it now. I prefer bitter/ale like Fullers ESB though.
  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #12 - November 14, 2009, 01:20 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 14, 2009, 11:32 AM
    lol... yes, but you do develop a taste for it. I remember tasting Guinness a long time ago and couldn't believe any drink could taste so horrible. I love it now. I prefer bitter/ale like Fullers ESB though.


    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #13 - November 14, 2009, 03:32 PM
    Quote from: Infidel on November 14, 2009, 02:43 AM
    So I decided to break the taboo today and take a sip of the Haram liquid, my friend had a beer, tried it and it tasted like shit. What's the big deal with it? Is the after-effect really that good that someone has to torment him/herself into drinking that thing in order to achieve it?


    You blasphemer, you infidel....  How dare ye slander the honey of the gods in such a vile and profound way?

    I'm so outraged by this..  I will write a letter to Al Azhar university saying that you named your Persian cat Muhammad...  That'll teach ya...



    p.s.  can you still remember what the brand was?
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #14 - November 14, 2009, 06:38 PM
    Quote from: Omaar Khayaam on November 14, 2009, 04:50 AM
    Carling, Stella and Budweiser


    All crap.

    Try Bitters and Pale Ale. Look out for Fullers Discovery, Old Hookey, Breakspear's Ales, IPA, Abbot, Black Sheep and Ruddles amongst others.
  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #15 - November 14, 2009, 06:59 PM
     Afro  I would also add Old Speckled Hen and Old Peculiar.


     
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    Quote from: Omaar Khayaam on November 13, 2009, 10:50:39 PM
    Carling, Stella and Budweiser


     Urine might be a better choice.
     



     
  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #16 - November 14, 2009, 08:04 PM
    How do you people find Spitfire?
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #17 - November 14, 2009, 09:15 PM
    Quote from: ras111 on November 14, 2009, 08:04 PM
    How do you people find Spitfire?


    Don't see it in many pubs round here, but like it when I've had it on draught. Didn't much like the bottled variety - but that's true of most beers.
  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #18 - November 14, 2009, 10:04 PM
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    I drink therefore I am


    A good brewed wheat beer is my favourite. When I was 10-1 years old my parents let me taste beer for the first time, and right in that moment I swore that I would never drink that shit again. Well I did not keep that promise. I came to enjoy it, quite a lot.

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    I hate beer too. Stick to wine, spirits and cocktails. In fact start with cocktails they are yummy. I have a friend who recently became less religious, though stubbornly insists he's a Muslim, he tried beer, hated it and hasn't touched alcohol since. So we went out and I got him mashed on mojitos.


    Mojitos is one of the best cocktails. It's  Afro
  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #19 - November 15, 2009, 12:01 AM
    Interesting ideas, so beer is a matter of getting used to, I don't think I'll ever get into it though. cuz I'm a sucker for a good taste. I understand cocktails taste good, my friend told me wine does too. I'll see what I could try.

    Also just so I don't have a terrible experience with my first time, what precautions would you guys recommend, like how much, which type, etc?


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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #20 - November 15, 2009, 12:12 AM
    start with alcopops
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #21 - November 15, 2009, 12:20 AM
    yes, but beware, alcopops are 110% sugar! Tongue

    Try Leffe, the Belgium beer, it's nice and sweet.

    I personally don't like beer ... or even drinking alcohol in general to be honest. It's just not for my mind. It does me more harm than good. I think perhaps this is the reason why beer is socially not accepted in south asian countries.
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #22 - November 15, 2009, 12:29 AM
    I abstain from recreational drugs. It's not a moral issue for me - I'm just uncomfortable with the idea of having my perception chemically altered for fun. I prefer to be in full control of my body at all times. Besides, I've sipped alcohol as a child, and it really does taste like shit. Ultimately, even in moderation, drugs become a weakness, and I have enough of those already.
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #23 - November 15, 2009, 12:30 AM
    Quote from: HighOctane on November 15, 2009, 12:20 AM
    I personally don't like beer ... or even drinking alcohol in general to be honest. It's just not for my mind. It does me more harm than good. I think perhaps this is the reason why beer is socially not accepted in south asian countries.

    Is it because of this, or is it because the prophet didnt want people praying whilst pissed, so he decided to ban it?

    I just that I dont see the Hindus & Sikhs in South Asian countries having a problem with alcohol
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #24 - November 15, 2009, 12:51 AM
    I never liked beer, I prefer cocktails (try rum & coke it's simple and good), or fruity drinks (margaritas, daiquiris etc.) or wine.
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #25 - November 15, 2009, 02:02 AM
    Quote from: Godot on November 15, 2009, 12:29 AM
    I abstain from recreational drugs. It's not a moral issue for me - I'm just uncomfortable with the idea of having my perception chemically altered for fun. I prefer to be in full control of my body at all times. Besides, I've sipped alcohol as a child, and it really does taste like shit. Ultimately, even in moderation, drugs become a weakness, and I have enough of those already.

    Your control is an illusion. Wink Varying levels of different neurotransmitters and other compounds are constantly chemically altering your perception, whether you are aware of it or not. If you want control, choose which compounds are going to make the alterations and take enough of them to swamp out the random ones. bunny

    ETA: Oh and rum and cokes are good. As long as you use plenty of good quality OP rum.  grin12 Gin and tonics are awesome on a hot day. Pina coladas are pretty fine too.
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #26 - November 15, 2009, 07:36 AM
    I used to think wine tasted like crap till I found out how they are made, and the types. And don't believe the story hat red is for beef and white is for chicken and fish, that is BS, it just happen that more types of red are good for beef than white.
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #27 - November 15, 2009, 09:14 AM
    I used to think wine tasted like crap till I found out how they are made, and the types. And don't believe the story hat red is for beef and white is for chicken and fish, that is BS, it just happen that more types of red are good for beef than white.


    Erm, yes Baal, and 'more types' of white are 'good' for fish and fowl. That's why people do it it, it's not a 'story'. How did know ing how something was made improve it's taste for you? You should really become a wine writer Cheesy
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #28 - November 15, 2009, 10:43 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 15, 2009, 12:12 AM
    start with alcopops


    Why don't you tell him to buy the latest D&G handbag and what colour he should be painting his nails as well?..  Alcopops...FFS.. 
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  • Re: Beer tasted like shit
     Reply #29 - November 15, 2009, 10:49 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 15, 2009, 12:30 AM

    I just that I dont see the Hindus & Sikhs in South Asian countries having a problem with alcohol


    I heard that the Sikhs are very good drinkers as well as fighters...
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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