@cool canadian
please, if you can, mention some of the superstitious things, would be interesting to hear
No problemo.
Can't eat with left hand because Shaytaan eats with left hand.
Can't wear pants below ankles because everything below the ankles is in the fire.
Allah loves sneezing but hates yawning.
Must shaks your dick an odd number of times after taking a piss.
According to Muhammad, the believers have 7 intestines, but the kuffar have one.
When the Adhan is being called, satan goes in the air and starts farting so he can't hear it.
One who plucks eyebrows is cursed by Allah.
Must cover your utensils with a cloth or else the Jinn will steal them.
When one gets a fever, it is the heat from the hellfire, so drink cold water to make it better.
Whoever eats with silverware is filling their bellies with hellfire.
Wigs are forbidden because Muhammad cursed women who do so.
One wing os a fly has a cure, the other a disease.
When one wakes up for Fajr prayer, flush your nose because Satan was sleeping in it overnight (don't know why he would even do that?)
Yawning is not good because if you yawn too much satan will start laughing at the person who is yawning.
When we sleep, Satan ties three knots to the back of our heads. Say Subhanallah, do wudu, and pray, and they untie.
If one misses Fajr, Satan urinates in his ears.
Also, say your duas when fucking your wife, so you can have a good child
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Cannot wipe ass with right hand, but left hand.
If a man and woman (non mahram) are alone in the same room satan is the third party.
Satan has a throne over water, and his little minion shayateen go to him when they persuaded one to do an act of evil.
If people simply do some paintings which show a human or animal, they will be punished on the day of judgment and hellfire.
And finally my favourite
"Narrated by Abi Hurairah that the prophet PBUH said: If one of you got engaged in intercourse, they shouldn't look at the genital for that inherits blindness, and not talk too much for that inherits aphonia (type of disease)."
I swear if another Muslim male comes up to me and tells me that Islam is free of superstition I will honestly slap them upside their head. Fucking ridiculous how they can't see this. There is more, but that will do for now.