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 Topic: What you doing for EID?

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  • What you doing for EID?
     OP - November 25, 2009, 06:56 PM

    Well I am going to go out and get totally off my tits  grin12
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #1 - November 25, 2009, 06:58 PM

    My parents and sisters are gone to Bangladesh for the winter break and are doing Eid in the old country. I'll be trying to get laid. Thats if Eid is on friday... or is it thursday? Whatever.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #2 - November 25, 2009, 07:04 PM

    Off down south to do eid with the inlaws.
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #3 - November 25, 2009, 07:19 PM

    I booked the day off work.  I'm gonna try my best to not go to the mosque in the morning, but if it looks too rude then I'll just reluctantly go.  After that it's the usual family meet-ups and tasty food.

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  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #4 - November 25, 2009, 07:26 PM

    I am going to try and get laid too, bring some girls out to the party!  Wink
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #5 - November 25, 2009, 07:54 PM

    When's Eid?
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #6 - November 25, 2009, 08:20 PM

    Friday - i'll be taking a day off & visiting my folks

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  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #7 - November 25, 2009, 09:23 PM

    Will be BBQing ..... lots of BBQing that is!  Afro


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  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #8 - November 25, 2009, 09:28 PM

    I spent Eid last year in Pakistan. I got so sick of beef!

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #9 - November 25, 2009, 09:45 PM

    My parents want me to spend Eid with them (same old routine of going to the mosque for Eid prayers and that's it).

    I told my mum I'm not going.  parrot
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #10 - November 25, 2009, 09:46 PM

    What will your dad say?

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  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #11 - November 25, 2009, 09:52 PM

    Dunno, don't care anymore really.

    I told her that I have the weekend off from work (Eid for 'us' is Saturday) but that I want to relax. Also told her I'm busy, have to go buy a dress for my work christmas party  Cheesy
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #12 - November 25, 2009, 09:53 PM

    I spent Eid last year in Pakistan. I got so sick of beef!


    cool yeah me to I spent last Eid in Pakistan too.
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #13 - November 25, 2009, 09:54 PM

    Well I am going to go out and get totally off my tits  grin12


    Didn't you go off and embrace Islam again?  Huh?
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #14 - November 25, 2009, 09:55 PM

    Dunno, don't care anymore really.

    I told her that I have the weekend off from work (Eid for 'us' is Saturday) but that I want to relax. Also told her I'm busy, have to go buy a dress for my work christmas party  Cheesy


    Why SAT? EIDs on Friday - LOL every young British Paki has made up the mind that eid is on Friday if only the leaders knew about "Friday Nights" lolz
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #15 - November 25, 2009, 09:56 PM

    Didn't you go off and embrace Islam again?  Huh?


    No, I was on a detox, and went abit err how do you put it mental? and started wanting to be a Sufi Muslim
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #16 - November 25, 2009, 10:03 PM

    Why SAT? EIDs on Friday - LOL every young British Paki has made up the mind that eid is on Friday if only the leaders knew about "Friday Nights" lolz


    Ahmaddi community is celebrating it on Saturday.

    Why is that so funny? I don't really care what day it's celebrated on.  Roll Eyes
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #17 - November 25, 2009, 10:07 PM

    It's funny because here in the UK we have a Friday night culture, basically everything is open during the night I mean like bars, pubs, and clubs, and most of the chicks come out to party so there is plenty of opportunity to get laid and find all the drugs you need. Plus everyone working gets paid on Friday too.
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #18 - November 25, 2009, 10:09 PM

    I guess...

    I'm going to the pub Friday night...plus I get paid sooo yay.

    I love being back in the UK.
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #19 - November 25, 2009, 10:11 PM

    I'm gonna sacrifice a panda.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #20 - November 25, 2009, 10:12 PM

    Poor panda! I'm going to sacrifice chocolate. Lot's of chocolate.
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #21 - November 25, 2009, 10:13 PM

    Sacrifice a panda with me. They are worthless and are endangered. To nature, thats like a fat kid playing professional sports.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #22 - November 25, 2009, 10:28 PM

    Well, I've planned my day like this:

    1) Get hair sorted out (9am)
    2) Go to bank and withdraw ?800 (10:30am)
    3) Go to McDonald's get breakfast meal (11am)
    4) Go home have a shower, meet up with the family.(11:30am)
    5) Have family dinner (12PM)
    6) Get money from Mon & Dad (make it ?600) (1pm)
    7) Ring mates up tell one of my mates to pick me up (1:15pm)
    Cool Go down the local pub have a few games of pool and get drunk (2:30pm)
    9) Pick up hire car at 3pm.
    10) Get the drugs (3:30pm)
    11) Get something to eat from local takeaway (4pm)
    12) Take a few lines of coke (4:30pm)
    13) Ring some girls up tell em' I am going to pick them up at 6:30pm
    14) Go to a bar/pub just have some light drinks (5:40pm)
    15) Leave and pick some girls up have a few more lines (6:20pm)
    16) Go out of town into a club, get slightly tipsy get coked up and party (2AM)
    17) Leave club get a taxi go to a hotel with the girl have sex etc
    18) 10AM wake up call mate tell him name of hotel etc, tell him to pick me up

    I am going to try and go easy on the drink I don't want to ruin the night by being on a downer, and feelin' cool and wanting to go to sleep.

    It hardly ever ends up as planned, but am going to try and get away from my friends once we leave the club, its better to stay fragmented less chance of getting into a fight with someone and spending a night in the cell.
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #23 - November 25, 2009, 10:32 PM

    Do your family know you drink? And what are they going to say about you getting drunk on Eid?

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #24 - November 25, 2009, 10:39 PM

    You wondering about that list?  Dont worry, my bet is that only 1) & 11) are gonna actually happen

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  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #25 - November 25, 2009, 10:43 PM

    Go to Eid prayers with my family... because frankly that's the only way I can get me some eidi  Wink

    Spend the day visiting various family friends and thoroughly enjoying all the great Pakistani food

    I am a pagan worshiper of love: the creed of Muslims I do not need

    - Amir Khusro
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #26 - November 25, 2009, 10:49 PM

    Sounds like a good idea to me..

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  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #27 - November 25, 2009, 11:08 PM

    Tut you gotta work on your timing. # 13-15 got bad timing--unless you got a time machine.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #28 - November 25, 2009, 11:32 PM

    Praying, apparently at 7 or 8 in the morning. On a Friday.

    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: What you doing for EID?
     Reply #29 - November 26, 2009, 01:44 AM

    Since my family are non-Muslims, I don't have to have anything to do with Eid at all. But I'm going to the city, will be shopping and shit. Going to be awesome.

    I'm celebrating Christmas though... Mmm... Beer and BBQs.

    "But as for those who disbelieve, garments of fire will be cut out for them; boiling fluid will be poured down on their heads; Whereby that which is in their bellies, and their skins too, will be melted; And for them are hooked rods of iron." [Qur'an (22:19-21)]
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