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 Topic: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?

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  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     OP - December 12, 2009, 04:40 PM
    I mean seriously, think about it. You can't see your spouse naked, you have to have sex with some clothes on, no oral, no talking while having sex, must say a dua though, no masturbation or anything like that, LIGHTS must be turned off, no neat moves or anything like that.

    It must be like this. The wive lays missionary position, they have sex, 1 minute, ejaculates, over, BAM like that. Why do they have to say shit like islam promotes a great sex-life when it clearly doesn't?

    If one thinks about it. If an Arab male never saw a woman naked in his life and marries a woman, he can never see his wife completely naked, so in his whole life he never saw a woman naked!! Cheesy

    But there is Jannah yes
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  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #1 - December 12, 2009, 04:48 PM
    What gave you that idea? The only thing that is haram as far as sex is concerned is anal. Everything else is fine.
  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #2 - December 12, 2009, 05:34 PM
    You mean deep throat and erotic asphyxiation are halal?
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  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #3 - December 12, 2009, 05:43 PM
    Quote from: Omaar Khayaam on December 12, 2009, 04:48 PM
    What gave you that idea? The only thing that is haram as far as sex is concerned is anal. Everything else is fine.


    Well some say oral is halal and some say it isn't, infact I would say based on the strict interpretation of islam, CC's post is spot on, but veering away from strict interpretation would make your post right.

    You know how it is in islam, every school of thought is slightly different.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #4 - December 12, 2009, 06:00 PM
    Well, I used to follow the Hanafi fiqh and according to them, here are some rulings.

    http://qa.sunnipath.com/issue_view.asp?HD=1&ID=2784&CATE=42

    http://qa.sunnipath.com/issue_view.asp?HD=7&ID=11064&CATE=1431

    http://qa.sunnipath.com/issue_view.asp?HD=3&ID=9354&CATE=361

    http://qa.sunnipath.com/issue_view.asp?HD=3&ID=2189&CATE=357

    I think one of the reasons why muslim men and women shy away from it is because it's seen as an act in which some amount of dignity is sacrificed. IMHO.
  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #5 - December 12, 2009, 06:52 PM
    As far as I know, you are allowed to be naked in front of your spouse and oral is perfectly ok. Like Omaar said, Anal is forbidden and also sex during menstruation is forbidden
  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #6 - December 12, 2009, 09:01 PM
    Actually I heard that anal is Haram in Sunni Islam but Mukru in Shia Islam i.e. permissible but strongly discouraged.
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  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #7 - December 12, 2009, 09:16 PM
    Quote from: Heyjustlooking on December 12, 2009, 09:01 PM
    Actually I heard that anal is Haram in Sunni Islam but Mukru in Shia Islam i.e. permissible but strongly discouraged.


    Sure, anal might be makruh, which would be the same as smoking. But think of the downside for the shia's. They have to endure slapping sessions every year. A high price to pay for a bit of bum action!
  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #8 - December 12, 2009, 09:48 PM
    Wait... you can't see your wife naked in Islam? WTF?!?

    No, that simply can't be right.
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  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #9 - December 13, 2009, 04:57 PM
    I think it is just simply the things that mo used to like or not, put as sunnah for us to follow.
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  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #10 - December 13, 2009, 06:09 PM
    Its a dumb sunnah lol.
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  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #11 - December 13, 2009, 06:34 PM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on December 12, 2009, 04:40 PM
    I mean seriously, think about it. You can't see your spouse naked, you have to have sex with some clothes on, no oral, no talking while having sex, must say a dua though, no masturbation or anything like that, LIGHTS must be turned off, no neat moves or anything like that.


    I think maybe you're thinking of ultra-Orthodox Judaism.

    Quote
    It must be like this. The wive lays missionary position, they have sex, 1 minute, ejaculates, over, BAM like that. Why do they have to say shit like islam promotes a great sex-life when it clearly doesn't?


    One minute?  Cheesy

    Hell, with sex that boring, after a while I'd be damn surprised if I could get off after 2 hours.
    fuck you
  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #12 - December 13, 2009, 10:24 PM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on December 12, 2009, 04:40 PM
    I mean seriously, think about it. You can't see your spouse naked, you have to have sex with some clothes on, no oral, no talking while having sex, must say a dua though, no masturbation or anything like that, LIGHTS must be turned off, no neat moves or anything like that.

    It must be like this. The wive lays missionary position, they have sex, 1 minute, ejaculates, over, BAM like that. Why do they have to say shit like islam promotes a great sex-life when it clearly doesn't?

    If one thinks about it. If an Arab male never saw a woman naked in his life and marries a woman, he can never see his wife completely naked, so in his whole life he never saw a woman naked!! Cheesy

    But there is Jannah yes


    Quote from: Omaar Khayaam on December 12, 2009, 04:48 PM
    What gave you that idea? The only thing that is haram as far as sex is concerned is anal. Everything else is fine.


    I think the reality is somewhere in between those two. Cool Canadian appeared to be describing the Deobandi view on sex, but I don't think it is as extreme as your description. But saying that, the Deobandis are really ridiculous about sex, and I think that is a result of a combination of the Subcontinental and the Muslim attitude to sex.
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  • Re: Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #13 - December 13, 2009, 11:42 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 12, 2009, 05:43 PM
    Well some say oral is halal and some say it isn't, infact I would say based on the strict interpretation of islam, CC's post is spot on, but veering away from strict interpretation would make your post right.

    You know how it is in islam, every school of thought is slightly different.


    Sunni Berlawis accept it to be permissible, the Deobandis don't accept it permissible, but majority of the woman just suck the husband off anyway, like alot of them do anal sex too, it's not even seen as a big deal, I mean I was surprised when my wife suggested we should try anal 
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  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #14 - April 12, 2014, 09:30 PM
    I was married for seven years but I had no idea that a man can get wet (or more popular known as pre cum)
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

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  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #15 - April 12, 2014, 09:48 PM
    Well it's not getting wet like how women lubricate, it's just a small bit of fluid.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #16 - April 12, 2014, 09:49 PM
    ^ That depends. I once knew a guy for whom it was a genuine problem.
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #17 - April 12, 2014, 09:51 PM
    I didnt even know it happens till recently
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

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  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #18 - April 12, 2014, 09:52 PM
    Quote from: lua on April 12, 2014, 09:49 PM
    ^ That depends. I once knew a guy for whom it was a genuine problem.

    Why say something like that and not elaborate when you know full well you've given little enough information that I'm going to have ask you to elaborate to get any idea of that exactly the problem was? Is it just to annoy me?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #19 - April 12, 2014, 09:57 PM
    Grin Woah, sorry, Quod. I figured there were few ways in which it could have been a problem.

    But back in the day, I knew a guy who for whatever reason would produce an excessive amount, and it would spot through his clothes if he was aroused for too long in public. He told me that apparently this happens and apparently there's some treatments for it? But I never looked too far into that, so I couldn't say more about it.
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #20 - April 12, 2014, 10:01 PM
    Well unless he was wearing thin cotton or something, can't see it being that much of a problem?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #21 - April 12, 2014, 10:04 PM
    ^ I got the impression that it would actually be visible to other people sometimes and would embarrass him. Here's a thing:

    http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.2164/jandrol.107.002576/full
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #22 - April 12, 2014, 10:08 PM
    So underwear and jeans don't work? Tell him to switch to leather. Not only will it work, leather trousers are badass.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #23 - April 12, 2014, 10:09 PM
    Grin If I ever see him again, I'll pass along the suggestion.
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #24 - April 12, 2014, 10:14 PM
     Afro
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #25 - April 12, 2014, 10:21 PM
    We had this discussion in another thread, was it the masturbation thread? There are a lot of differences of opinion about what is haram or makrooh in terms of sex. You ask a scholar about some BDSM and I'm sure the majority of them would view it as haram. A lot of them view oral sex as very makrooh because it's not "befitting" for a believer. But in the end, Muslims are just humans. I think especially Muslims in the west, who are exposed to a different attitude towards sex, break a lot of rules.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #26 - April 12, 2014, 10:39 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on April 12, 2014, 10:08 PM
    So underwear and jeans don't work? Tell him to switch to leather. Not only will it work, leather trousers are badass.

    Yeah but it will still dry in his pubes, which is a bummer. Smiley
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  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #27 - April 12, 2014, 10:41 PM
    He can carry around baby wipes or something, or bathe in rivers.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #28 - April 12, 2014, 11:17 PM
    Or shave off his pubes first…
  • Why does Islam promote such a boring sex-life?
     Reply #29 - April 12, 2014, 11:21 PM
    Not really necessary. If he cums all over the place inside his leather pants, and then waits for it to dry, he can give himself a Braziilian by ripping the pants off quickly. bunny

    This handy personal care tip brought to you by Os' Sensitive New Age Guy Beauty Salon.
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