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 Topic: The strongest man in Egypt.

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  • The strongest man in Egypt.
     OP - December 22, 2009, 01:43 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP0W0IUhZT0
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #1 - December 22, 2009, 02:31 AM
    One of the funniest things I've seen in a while . Too many pricelessly funny things to quote  Cheesy

    Just watch it guys and gals  grin12

    Good find allat!

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #2 - December 22, 2009, 02:40 AM
    15 times a day with 280 horsepower  Cheesy

    He doesn't even shake hands with the presenter in case he acidentally breaks his fingers he doesn't know his own strength but he shags his wives 15 times a day - imagine what he does to them they must get mash up  Cheesy
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #3 - December 22, 2009, 05:05 AM
    Although this is a hoax, if it were true, imagine this dude in UFC.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #4 - December 22, 2009, 07:17 AM
    I posted this before here...  I personally found it disgraceful.  That man is apparently so strong that he doesn't even work, serve in the army (he's a deserter) or go to prison because he would hurt 'bad people'.  All he does is live on the tax payers money and fuck his wives.. Yet he will not even give a little demonstration.   Apparently he has a medical certificate saying that he needs to have sex 15 times a day.  Wonder where I can find the doctor who issued it so that I can make one for myself
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #5 - December 22, 2009, 11:53 AM
    Allah has given him good values and SELF RESTRAINT but he married 28 times?

    Err, where the fuck is the self restraint in that?
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #6 - December 22, 2009, 12:16 PM
    ROTFL

    "who would i lift rocks for"  Cheesy

    "drinking melted butter gives me strength"  Cheesy

    Is this really what we have come to? This is Egypt? The country of pyramids? And Sphinxes? Tutankhamun must be rolling in his tomb.

    You think he would be mad if I walked over to him during his interview and gave him a bra? "Saeedi I'm not sure this bra is strong enough to support your enormous, saggin' boobs but one can always hope".
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #7 - December 22, 2009, 12:17 PM
    Quote
    You think he would be mad if I walked over to him during his interview and gave him a bra? "Saeedi I'm not sure this bra is strong enough to support your enormous, saggin' boobs but one can always hope".


    Lmao

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #8 - December 23, 2009, 07:28 PM
    I remember seeing this a while back. It's an extremely poor reflection on the Egyptian media. If this is what passes for journalism in the Middle East, it's no wonder nearly every country in the region is a failed state. I find it more depressing than funny.
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #9 - December 23, 2009, 07:36 PM
    The reporter chick in the trendy headscarf is cute as fuck
    fuck you
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #10 - December 23, 2009, 07:46 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on December 23, 2009, 07:36 PM
    The reporter chick in the trendy headscarf is cute as fuck


    Very true... 
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #11 - December 23, 2009, 07:51 PM
    Quote from: Godot on December 23, 2009, 07:28 PM
    I remember seeing this a while back. It's an extremely poor reflection on the Egyptian media. If this is what passes for journalism in the Middle East, it's no wonder nearly every country in the region is a failed state. I find it more depressing than funny.


    My opinions exactly...  If this is real and I were Egyptian I would have been outraged at an individual, he does nothing but bluff and hump at the expense of the tax payer.  The cunt didn't even serve like his other allegedly much weaker countrymen!!
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #12 - December 23, 2009, 08:08 PM
    Did you guys notice how far apart his wives were sitting from each other? Boy, talk about awkward.

    I think he should have been invited to the Jerry Springer show instead. Let's see how the Egyptian Hulk would handle himself there. Or invited to Oprah, and let her rip him a new one.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #13 - December 24, 2009, 12:29 AM
    Quote from: Q-Man on December 23, 2009, 07:36 PM
    The reporter chick in the trendy headscarf is cute as fuck

    The one without the scarf in the studio is heaps hotter.

    Oh and somebody should call this fuckwit's bluff on camera. That would be amusing.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #14 - December 24, 2009, 12:34 AM
    Get some of those toy coins, although he might claim it's black magic if you do it. And get angry, and you won't like him when he's angry. And then who shall avert you from the force of 280 horse powers? Will ye not listen?
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #15 - December 24, 2009, 12:37 AM
    Nah, it'd be easy to set him up. Put an old car that is going to the wreckers anyway in the middle of a football field. Tell him he can go as apeshit as he likes and you film it with a telephoto lens. No problems.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #16 - December 24, 2009, 12:41 AM
    Just don't ask him to lift a rock, that will blow his lid off. Did you see his reaction when the hostess suggested he should lift rocks? I felt a slight tremor underneath my feet.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #17 - December 24, 2009, 12:45 AM
    Yeah that's the thing. I think it would be hilarious to call his bluff on all of this and film the debacle. Then interview him after the massive fail. I mean I'd walk straight up and shake hands with the twat. No problem.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #18 - December 24, 2009, 12:47 AM
    Hey you could drop a big rock out of a transport plane and tell him to catch it. Have him tied to the spot, of course.  Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #19 - December 24, 2009, 01:07 AM
    lol
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #20 - December 24, 2009, 07:52 AM
    What gets me is the interviewers didn't even think to ask the most obvious question: if he wont even shake hands with someone for fear of hurting them (yeah, right) and if he's scared to lift cars because he might get a surge of energy (rofl) then how, pray tell, does he have sex fifteen times a day with his wives without killing them? Are these women superbeings too? Do they chain him down first and do him cowgirl style? I mean what gives with the bonking hey?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #21 - December 24, 2009, 07:55 AM
    I think this is sort of like a tabloid show? I mean is this the kind of equivalent of Jerry springer over there?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #22 - December 24, 2009, 07:59 AM
    Yeah I get the impression it isn't that serious. The interviewers didn't seem to be in awe of the dude and I suspect they were laughing inside. I still think it would be funny to call his bluff, and there are so many ways you could do it.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #23 - December 24, 2009, 08:03 AM
    Valid points made. That's one problem with Memri, short clips. I guess you could do the same with American tv-shows, and you'd have the same amount of crazy.

    Doesn't change the fact that he's married with 4 women, with approval from Islam, marriages for sexual reasons, has tons of kids, doesn't work and is called a man of self-restraint.
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #24 - December 24, 2009, 08:05 AM
    I was hoping they'd get him to do something to show his "strength" - something that couldn't have been rigged like his little coin trick could have been rigged (where did he get that coin from? did he bring it with him?). But yeah I figured this is like the Egyptian version of The View or some such and nobody seemed to be taking anything seriously. So whatev.

    What I found more sad than funny was how the 2 wives were behaving, sitting far apart, not saying anything besides "alhamdulillah" and just acting very Stepford Wives-ish. And, this guy is apparently on welfare, feeding his 30+ kids and all on the taxpayer's tab. Cushy gig. And yeah he needs a friggin' bra.  Shocked
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #25 - December 24, 2009, 08:07 AM
    I like how randomly he goes "la ilaha-ilalah" and the guy interviewer stops and responds with "muhammad rasool-allah" promptly - like this is a normal part of a conversation. The Egyptian media is totally fucked.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #26 - December 24, 2009, 09:30 AM
    you see comedy i see history

    now this is exactly the material a religion is made of  dance
    back in the good times this man could caused a few billions huge  headaches
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #27 - March 16, 2010, 05:32 PM
    bumped for lulz
  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #28 - March 16, 2010, 05:35 PM

    LoLz  Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The strongest man in Egypt.
     Reply #29 - March 16, 2010, 06:49 PM
    The chick with the headscarf 6/10

    Chick without it 8/10

     
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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