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  • Im back
     OP - January 02, 2010, 01:28 AM
    I needed some time to chill, and a little more chilled I am.

    Though I still hate religion, I feel a lot less angry towards its followers, but still like to make fun of them.

    My mother recently went on holiday to India and bought back some terrible terrible prayer song CDs that she listens to all day, but Im deaf enough to just inhale my ears shut and not hear any of it.  

    I shant be wearing my hearing aids everyday as the doctors tell me to, I am actually enjoying near silence soooo very much, it is amazing.

    I should buy some ear plugs and wear them everyday and see how much I enjoy complete deafness, because I am sure it would be amazing.  
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #1 - January 02, 2010, 01:32 AM
    Cheesy I feel your pain Cheesy My dad listens to his annoying music in the car everyday, plays the same cd every time.

    Welcome back  far away hug
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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #2 - January 02, 2010, 02:01 AM
    Quote from: ExHindu on January 02, 2010, 01:28 AM
    I needed some time to chill, and a little more chilled I am.

    Though I still hate religion, I feel a lot less angry towards its followers, but still like to make fun of them.

    My mother recently went on holiday to India and bought back some terrible terrible prayer song CDs that she listens to all day, but Im deaf enough to just inhale my ears shut and not hear any of it.  

    I shant be wearing my hearing aids everyday as the doctors tell me to, I am actually enjoying near silence soooo very much, it is amazing.

    I should buy some ear plugs and wear them everyday and see how much I enjoy complete deafness, because I am sure it would be amazing.  


    I assume it is that Indian music that has a women singing which sounds like a screechy blackboard?
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #3 - January 02, 2010, 02:24 AM
    welcome back
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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #4 - January 02, 2010, 02:26 AM
    Yo, I joined after your time. But welcome back!
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    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Im back
     Reply #5 - January 02, 2010, 02:32 AM
    Quote from: kaiwai on January 02, 2010, 02:01 AM
    I assume it is that Indian music that has a women singing which sounds like a screechy blackboard?

    I have a feeling you 2 will get on just fine  Wink   from what I remember of exhindu, you both have a similar posting style
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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #6 - January 02, 2010, 02:35 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 02, 2010, 02:32 AM
    I have a feeling you 2 will get on just fine  Wink   from what I remember of exhindu, you both have a similar posting style


    Well, it is difficult to describe the horrible sound that is traditional Indian Music; it is like listening to a cat being beaten with a tennis racket.
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #7 - January 02, 2010, 02:36 AM
    Kaiwai is correct, all indian music is shit. Good observation Kaiwai. You should make more posts list this.  yes
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Im back
     Reply #8 - January 02, 2010, 02:39 AM
    Quote from: Kafirist on January 02, 2010, 02:36 AM
    Kaiwai is correct, all indian music is shit. Good observation Kaiwai. You should make more posts list this.  yes


    Prove me wrong sugar buns, prove me wrong.

    Oh, and I said Traditional <edited out offensive comment>, how about reading the damn sentence before posting.

    Fucking imbecile.


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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #9 - January 02, 2010, 03:11 AM
    Um, I think Kafirist was genuinely agreeing with you.
    fuck you
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #10 - January 02, 2010, 03:29 AM
    Quote from: Q-Man on January 02, 2010, 03:11 AM
    Um, I think Kafirist was genuinely agreeing with you.


    I doubt it, he makes sarcastic posts like that all the time.
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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #11 - January 02, 2010, 05:26 AM
    I also joined after you but WB, what led to you leaving hinduism? I always thought it was a cooler religion compared to Islam even when i was a muslim.

    Kawai, what do you refer to by traditional indian music?
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #12 - January 02, 2010, 06:09 AM
    OMG hinduism is not cool, they throw their babies off rooftops and have stories of chopping disobedient kids heads off with swords if they disrespect their parents. The culture I grew up in was pure obsession with idol worship and treating elders like deities just because they are old, even if they are the most evil disgusting people alive, which they all were.

    I would drop a thousand nukes over India if I could ..... Oh wait ..... *Goes to blackboard and starts writing Thou shall not hate*.

    My main problem was literally being dragged by the ear to random boring shitty Hindu weddings and festivals everyweek, and all the jealous, worthless old crazy witch hags like my mom telling me never to date or marry a white girl and to find a nice brainless and ugly house slave like them, EWWWWWW *SHUDDERS*.

    Come to think of it, thats probably what made me gay. And my dad wanted to kill me over that and my mother spent weeks crying, wailing, praying and lecturing ... When I told her I werent going to pray anymore cos I dont believe in god that is.  

    Must not ever nuke India or burn down the house ... Must resist ..... My stuff is in that house too ya see, my precious.

    OMG the music, OMG BOLLYWOOD and fucking Asian TV Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!

    And you think hindus are cool OMG OMG OMG.

    :p.

    Hindus suck and blow on cheeseburgers not knowing they are made from beef, and that my friends, is the absolute truth.

    British Hindu in Mcdonalds - 'Ooooh, cheeseburger' *chomp*

    Me - 'Ummm, thats made from beef'

    Greedy confused hindu - 'IZ NOT BEEF, IZ HAM!!!' *Chomp, chomp chomp*, omg Im eating cow, its so tasty, but Im not telling anyone, *chomp chomp chomp*.

    Hindus are crazy. Even more crazy than me. And I have crazy to the power of OVER 9000!!!
     
    *Goes to play Civilization 4 to nuke the shit out of Gandhi*.  

    Oh seriously, when I were 14 and first started playing Civilization 2, I were playing a game where I were at war with India. My brother came in to watch, and started beating me cos I were dropping parachuters into Delhi or something.

    Oh, the CD that my mum listens to? I swear it is just 60 minutes of one same line containing Krishna, Sita, Ram, repeated over and over and over and over and over ... Untill my brain wants to enter kill mode.
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #13 - January 02, 2010, 06:27 AM
    Now, dont go and get me started on christians or muslims please :(. I will run out of virtual nukes and go bankrupt.   
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #14 - January 02, 2010, 09:18 AM
    Quote from: liberated on January 02, 2010, 05:26 AM
    I also joined after you but WB, what led to you leaving hinduism? I always thought it was a cooler religion compared to Islam even when i was a muslim.

    Kawai, what do you refer to by traditional indian music?


    The stuff with females that sounds like they've got a screechy out of tune voice voice. Reminds me of a guy at work playing what sounded like 'Indian pop' music - the beat was good, the instruments were interesting but jesus christ the female singer couldn't hold a note to save her self; even I, after 1/2 dozen beers sound better than her.

    Here is an example:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poBWN8idOHQ

    Fucking horrible, just plain fucking horrible. My grandma, me, and my mother sound collectively better than that when singing - and that isn't saying much for us or her.
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #15 - January 02, 2010, 10:18 AM
    Quote from: ExHindu on January 02, 2010, 06:09 AM
    OMG hinduism is not cool, they throw their babies off rooftops and have stories of chopping disobedient kids heads off with swords if they disrespect their parents. The culture I grew up in was pure obsession with idol worship and treating elders like deities just because they are old, even if they are the most evil disgusting people alive, which they all were.

    I would drop a thousand nukes over India if I could ..... Oh wait ..... *Goes to blackboard and starts writing Thou shall not hate*.

    My main problem was literally being dragged by the ear to random boring shitty Hindu weddings and festivals everyweek, and all the jealous, worthless old crazy witch hags like my mom telling me never to date or marry a white girl and to find a nice brainless and ugly house slave like them, EWWWWWW *SHUDDERS*.

    Come to think of it, thats probably what made me gay. And my dad wanted to kill me over that and my mother spent weeks crying, wailing, praying and lecturing ... When I told her I werent going to pray anymore cos I dont believe in god that is. 

    Must not ever nuke India or burn down the house ... Must resist ..... My stuff is in that house too ya see, my precious.

    OMG the music, OMG BOLLYWOOD and fucking Asian TV Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!

    And you think hindus are cool OMG OMG OMG.

    :p.

    Hindus suck and blow on cheeseburgers not knowing they are made from beef, and that my friends, is the absolute truth.

    British Hindu in Mcdonalds - 'Ooooh, cheeseburger' *chomp*

    Me - 'Ummm, thats made from beef'

    Greedy confused hindu - 'IZ NOT BEEF, IZ HAM!!!' *Chomp, chomp chomp*, omg Im eating cow, its so tasty, but Im not telling anyone, *chomp chomp chomp*.

    Hindus are crazy. Even more crazy than me. And I have crazy to the power of OVER 9000!!!
     
    *Goes to play Civilization 4 to nuke the shit out of Gandhi*.   

    Oh seriously, when I were 14 and first started playing Civilization 2, I were playing a game where I were at war with India. My brother came in to watch, and started beating me cos I were dropping parachuters into Delhi or something.

    Oh, the CD that my mum listens to? I swear it is just 60 minutes of one same line containing Krishna, Sita, Ram, repeated over and over and over and over and over ... Untill my brain wants to enter kill mode.

    0_0  mysmilie_977
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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #16 - January 02, 2010, 11:02 AM
    Indian music is great, well, that's my personal view. I thought that clip was fantastico.
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #17 - January 02, 2010, 11:36 AM
    Quote from: ExHindu on January 02, 2010, 01:28 AM
    I needed some time to chill, and a little more chilled I am.

    Though I still hate religion, I feel a lot less angry towards its followers, but still like to make fun of them.

    My mother recently went on holiday to India and bought back some terrible terrible prayer song CDs that she listens to all day, but Im deaf enough to just inhale my ears shut and not hear any of it.   

    I shant be wearing my hearing aids everyday as the doctors tell me to, I am actually enjoying near silence soooo very much, it is amazing.

    I should buy some ear plugs and wear them everyday and see how much I enjoy complete deafness, because I am sure it would be amazing. 


    I thought Hinduism allows Atheism?

    Because that is also path towards an individuals road to self-realisation of God...

    Challenge All Ideologies but don't Hate People.
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #18 - January 02, 2010, 02:03 PM
    I don't care how much anyone rejects their parents religion or culture, calling for a place to be nuked is unhinged. Its not even funny unhinged, just unhinged.
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Im back
     Reply #19 - January 02, 2010, 02:09 PM
    Yup. Calm down ex-hindu, I'm sure you'll find you are not the only one who's annoyed with culture.
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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #20 - January 02, 2010, 02:32 PM
    Quote from: Ludo on January 02, 2010, 11:02 AM
    Indian music is great, well, that's my personal view. I thought that clip was fantastico.



    You really need to get your hearing checked, it is painful with a lack of any musical form, structure, melody, tone etc. It is a set of sporadic screeches for no other reason than the lass wanting to make herself known on the album and ruin an otherwise instrumental ensemble.
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #21 - January 02, 2010, 04:32 PM
    Lol, well I enjoy it Kaiwai, it is personal taste surely? What do you like to listen to?
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #22 - January 03, 2010, 01:01 AM
    Quote from: Ludo on January 02, 2010, 04:32 PM
    Lol, well I enjoy it Kaiwai, it is personal taste surely? What do you like to listen to?


    Anything really, rock, classical, Jazz etc. Ranges from Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk at one end of the spectrum and at the other end Rachmaninov, Tchaikovsky and Dvorak Smiley
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #23 - January 03, 2010, 01:04 AM
    Quote from: ExHindu on January 02, 2010, 06:09 AM
    OMG hinduism is not cool, they throw their babies off rooftops and have stories of chopping disobedient kids heads off with swords if they disrespect their parents. The culture I grew up in was pure obsession with idol worship and treating elders like deities just because they are old, even if they are the most evil disgusting people alive, which they all were.

    I would drop a thousand nukes over India if I could ..... Oh wait ..... *Goes to blackboard and starts writing Thou shall not hate*.

    My main problem was literally being dragged by the ear to random boring shitty Hindu weddings and festivals everyweek, and all the jealous, worthless old crazy witch hags like my mom telling me never to date or marry a white girl and to find a nice brainless and ugly house slave like them, EWWWWWW *SHUDDERS*.

    Come to think of it, thats probably what made me gay. And my dad wanted to kill me over that and my mother spent weeks crying, wailing, praying and lecturing ... When I told her I werent going to pray anymore cos I dont believe in god that is.  

    Must not ever nuke India or burn down the house ... Must resist ..... My stuff is in that house too ya see, my precious.

    OMG the music, OMG BOLLYWOOD and fucking Asian TV Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!

    And you think hindus are cool OMG OMG OMG.

    :p.

    Hindus suck and blow on cheeseburgers not knowing they are made from beef, and that my friends, is the absolute truth.

    British Hindu in Mcdonalds - 'Ooooh, cheeseburger' *chomp*

    Me - 'Ummm, thats made from beef'

    Greedy confused hindu - 'IZ NOT BEEF, IZ HAM!!!' *Chomp, chomp chomp*, omg Im eating cow, its so tasty, but Im not telling anyone, *chomp chomp chomp*.

    Hindus are crazy. Even more crazy than me. And I have crazy to the power of OVER 9000!!!
     
    *Goes to play Civilization 4 to nuke the shit out of Gandhi*.  

    Oh seriously, when I were 14 and first started playing Civilization 2, I were playing a game where I were at war with India. My brother came in to watch, and started beating me cos I were dropping parachuters into Delhi or something.

    Oh, the CD that my mum listens to? I swear it is just 60 minutes of one same line containing Krishna, Sita, Ram, repeated over and over and over and over and over ... Untill my brain wants to enter kill mode.


    L
    O
    L

    I love you already.

    Homie, iz u freal??
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    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Im back
     Reply #24 - January 03, 2010, 04:41 PM
    Im for real, except Im not really going to go nuking the world lol.

    I hate religion out of vengeance, and can feel however I like towards it, and enjoy writing things that seriously piss religious people off.

    A couple of things I have written before I will rewrite here for people that missed them -

    'Religion is a mental disorder that needs to be cured, or its sufferers put down'.

    Line 'em all up and push 'em off a cliff,  
    Those Muslim, Hindu, and Christian pricks.
    Grab your shotgun and kill 'em with a click,
    Those brainwashed, ignorant, deluded dicks.

    Not literally, its just funny. They want to kill me too, so the feeling is mutual. Ive gathered quite a lot of death threats and hatred from people of those three religions, now I hate back for the luls and to see how they like it.

    I wont tolerate religion untill religion shows tolerance, which will never ever ever happen. Treat others as they treat you is my moto, since absolutely no one ever treats anyone how they expect to be treated themselves. 
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #25 - January 03, 2010, 04:50 PM
     Cheesy I'm warning you in advance, because I liked you from the beginning and you havent changed.  

    I can see the vengeful humour in these threads,  so I think they're funny.  I know you dont mean it but you will come across a lot of resistance here, so be prepared.
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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #26 - January 03, 2010, 05:01 PM

    I don't really think they're funny to be honest. Articulated indiscriminate revenge fantasies they may be, but give licence to that kind of rhetoric and what is holding back from the site being deluged with that kind of jive? It's perfectly possible to dissect, scrutinise, ridicule, satirise and metaphorically slap religion without talking about murdering people (LoLz jokes LoLz), but that's just my opinion.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Im back
     Reply #27 - January 03, 2010, 05:34 PM
    Quote from: billy on January 02, 2010, 02:03 PM
    I don't care how much anyone rejects their parents religion or culture, calling for a place to be nuked is unhinged. Its not even funny unhinged, just unhinged.


    What about nuking the whales? Surely we can all agree the whales should be nuked.
    fuck you
  • Re: Im back
     Reply #28 - January 03, 2010, 05:36 PM
    I wanna nuke the prawns, tiny pink semi-circlular fuckers that they are
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  • Re: Im back
     Reply #29 - January 03, 2010, 05:37 PM
    Fuck that-- shrimp tastes good.
    fuck you
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