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Reply #30 - January 03, 2010, 05:37 PM

Whales shouldn't be nuked - that would waste all the meat and oil. Whales should be captured and left alone in a room with Japanese men with hooks. Lots of money in that.

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

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Reply #31 - January 03, 2010, 05:38 PM

Quote from: Q-Man on January 03, 2010, 05:37 PM
Fuck that-- shrimp tastes good.

not when they turn flourescent yellow and are radioactive

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Reply #32 - January 03, 2010, 05:43 PM

Quote from: billy on January 03, 2010, 05:37 PM
Whales shouldn't be nuked - that would waste all the meat and oil.

Just because they speak with a funny english accent? And since when did that country become part of OPEC?

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Reply #33 - January 03, 2010, 05:49 PM

I think they use whale oil in lipstick and stuff like that.

And re: because they have funny accents - the answer is YES

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

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Reply #34 - January 03, 2010, 06:04 PM

Quote from: billy on January 03, 2010, 05:37 PM
Whales shouldn't be nuked - that would waste all the meat and oil. Whales should be captured and left alone in a room with Japanese men with hooks. Lots of money in that.

Gotta nuke something

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Reply #35 - January 03, 2010, 06:07 PM

Quote from: ExHindu on January 03, 2010, 04:41 PM
'Religion is a mental disorder that needs to be cured, or its sufferers put down'.

Line 'em all up and push 'em off a cliff,
Those Muslim, Hindu, and Christian pricks.
Grab your shotgun and kill 'em with a click,
Those brainwashed, ignorant, deluded dicks.

LOL!!!!!

U R KRAZY!!!

Dude, but srsly, what billy said. Thass juss wrooooooong.

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Reply #36 - January 04, 2010, 03:38 PM

Hehe, I know its wrong, but I like wrong, just like I like dead baby jokes.

Now, if I were a Muslim and wrote those exact same things while substituting the word 'Muslims' to 'Jews / Jewish', I would be praised as a hero among the Muslim community.

But as a non muslim, people will just dislike me and I know that, but I dont care. Religion is too much bullshit to be bothered. Its just for teh lulz.

Dang, I should convert to Islam actually, if nothing more than to be able to take the extreme piss out of hindus and christians :p.

The difference though is that I dont believe in those things, I just write them because I can. It makes for great stress relief.

When a random Muslim walks up to me in Public and starts greeting me in Arabic (Me with brown skin and beard from being too lazy to shave = ZOMG is that a Muslim brother? Lets chat to him in Arabic), I just ignore them and walk on while my brain is silently spouting hateful, racist, and angry comments. But if I were to walk up to muslim and ask if he / she is gay or lesbian ... ... Wait, I value my life too much to ever do something as crazy as that lol.

Kill all the fricken polar bears! We dont even need nukes to do that, they could just be hunted, or we could pollute more.

Oh, hey, I have an idea that would be truck loads of fun ...

Its Muslim hunting season! Go grab your shotguns NAOW!

We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

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Reply #37 - January 04, 2010, 04:26 PM

Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus.

"In a child's power to master the multiplication table, there is more sanctity than in all your shouted "amens" and "holy holies" and "hosannas." An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man's knowledge is a greater miracle than all the sticks" - Henry Drummond
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Reply #38 - January 04, 2010, 04:28 PM

lol you are awesome ExHindu. Hare Krishna, Hare Ram, Hare Krishna, Hare Ram.

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Reply #39 - January 04, 2010, 04:48 PM

OMG OMG OMG .... Those words are my kill switches trigger!

Now you die .

My strangle switch trigger is 'Ganapati bapa moria ...', then 'Urdhu ladu choria' makes me cut your tongue out with a knife and gauge your eyeballs out with a spork!!!

We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

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Reply #40 - January 04, 2010, 04:51 PM

Quote from: ExHindu on January 04, 2010, 04:48 PM
OMG OMG OMG .... Those words are my kill switches trigger!

LOL, Yeah I know. I got lots of hindu friends who rage over that shit too. Only they aren't so... erm.. genocidal.

I think it's safe to say that when it comes to irrational religiosity and superstition Desis are seriously the worst.

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Reply #41 - January 04, 2010, 04:52 PM

Quote from: ExHindu on January 04, 2010, 04:48 PM
My strangle switch trigger is 'Ganapati bapa moria ...', then 'Urdhu ladu choria' makes me cut your tongue out with a knife and gauge your eyeballs out with a spork!!!

translate please

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Reply #42 - January 04, 2010, 04:52 PM

Quote from: Q-Man on January 03, 2010, 06:04 PM
Gotta nuke something

Lets nuke the nukes then

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Reply #43 - January 04, 2010, 08:42 PM

Quote from: IsLame on January 04, 2010, 04:52 PM
translate please

The Gujarati version of the song for the god Ganesh, something about Ganpati Bapa (Father Ganesh), and half an Indian sweet (Urdhu Laddu).

Thats the Gujarati version that the temple I used to go to sang, but lyrics on google come up with the Hindi version which is different.

Quote from: IsLame on January 04, 2010, 04:52 PM
Lets nuke the nukes then

Ok, lets nuke the nukes in India.

Well, if nukes never existed, I wouldnt want to nuke stuff. Blame whoever invented nukes.

We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

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