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 Topic: Let's Play God!

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  • Let's Play God!
     OP - January 08, 2010, 11:20 AM
    Hey COEMs, let's play god and design a better creation.

    OK, I believe that Evolution is true. However, creationists believe that Allah/God/Jehova or whatever created Man in his image, the Adam and Eve story etc etc.

    I was chatting with my wife the other day about evolution and she commented on the process of Child birth in humans and how sadistic it is to be a design of a merciful God. She said, if she had a choice she would rather had her children the Kangaroo way. Giving birth to a tiny creatures (probably passing them is a lot easier than a 3-4 Kg babies, then get them to grow further in the exterior pouch.

    So if you were to design a better way of giving birth to a baby, how would you design it?
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #1 - January 08, 2010, 11:23 AM
    God could send babies to us via stork.
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #2 - January 08, 2010, 11:27 AM
    If I were god, the first thing I would do is creating another god and play "sim-universe" against him, just for the lulz.
    And I'd control a race of fear-inspiring self-repairing kick-ass cyborgs to pwn his sorry omnipotent ass.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #3 - January 08, 2010, 11:29 AM
    and how would you make women have babies? I am taking about the "post-sex", "post-9 months", "giving birth" process!
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #4 - January 08, 2010, 11:31 AM
    I guess I should seek answers from our female COEMs here! You guys obviously have no idea what giving birth is, LOL
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #5 - January 08, 2010, 11:32 AM
    I think we should have been able to lay eggs lol so easy, father and mother take turns keeping the egg warm, and in this day of technology we'd have equipment to do the job instead.

    Not only that but why not make getting pregnant a choice, ie when the time comes that the woman is ready for a child, only then would she send a signal through her body choosing the moment of conception.  Why make it so that everytime is a risk?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #6 - January 08, 2010, 11:32 AM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on January 08, 2010, 11:27 AM
    If I were god, the first thing I would do is creating another god and play "sim-universe" against him, just for the lulz.
    And I'd control a race of fear-inspiring self-repairing kick-ass cyborgs to pwn his sorry omnipotent ass.


    Sim Universe OMG   Smiley

    I want to do that too, but like all video games, I would get bored after a few weeks and then just leave my creations to do as they please until I / uninstall them. That would be the apocalypse Cheesy
    We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

    you can either defend women or you must defend Islam. You can’t defend both

    - Maryam Namaze
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #7 - January 08, 2010, 11:53 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 11:32 AM
    I think we should have been able to lay eggs lol so easy, father and mother take turns keeping the egg warm, and in this day of technology we'd have equipment to do the job instead.

    Not only that but why not make getting pregnant a choice, ie when the time comes that the woman is ready for a child, only then would she send a signal through her body choosing the moment of conception.  Why make it so that everytime is a risk?




    Yep... I like that!  Afro That is a better design.

    Common people any more brilliant ideas....?
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #8 - January 08, 2010, 02:54 PM
    If I was God, I would even do a worse job. It's easier for me to think in terms of this me who experienced life, and not someone who is a newbie.
    Though I might actually 'debug' my creation for any impractical things and would always refine my creation for the better. I would also set a 'channel' or something for suggestions. Kinda like natural selection, but much faster and more convenient.

    Oh and I would also let people see me to be sure I exist, and even if they deny, I will not burn them in hell. Or does that go without saying?
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #9 - January 08, 2010, 02:56 PM
    My creations would have the power of flight, and other powers too.  Sod all this earthbound powerless bullshit.

    My creations would also live alot alot longer, and the outside of the body would not age beyond a certain point.  When death comes it would come because the inside of the body had aged, at least on the outer part life could remain a youthful hedonistic party.   dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #10 - January 08, 2010, 03:24 PM
    I would make it impossible to be born with negative mutations.
    Limbs would be able to regrow if broken (some animals are capable of this.
    I like Berb's egg idea for birth.
    Chips, cheese, chocolate and other enjoyable food would all be healthy.
    Men and women would enjoy sex equally and both achieve an orgasm through penetrative sex.
    It would be impossible to rape people.
    Both men and women would be equal in physical strength.
    Humans would have wings!
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #11 - January 08, 2010, 03:28 PM
    I would have a bigger penis.



    Not that I'm small or anything....  whistling2
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #12 - January 08, 2010, 03:39 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 02:56 PM
    My creations would have the power of flight, and other powers too.  Sod all this earthbound powerless bullshit.


    Yeah, I'd do that too.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #13 - January 08, 2010, 03:50 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 08, 2010, 03:24 PM
    I would make it impossible to be born with negative mutations.
    Limbs would be able to regrow if broken (some animals are capable of this.
    I like Berb's egg idea for birth.
    Chips, cheese, chocolate and other enjoyable food would all be healthy.
    Men and women would enjoy sex equally and both achieve an orgasm through penetrative sex.
    It would be impossible to rape people.
    Both men and women would be equal in physical strength.
    Humans would have wings!


    Yeah that one. And also do not make you FAT!  Afro
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #14 - January 08, 2010, 03:52 PM
    Yeah that too - McDonalds would be healthy for you.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #15 - January 08, 2010, 03:59 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on January 08, 2010, 03:50 PM
    Yeah that one. And also do not make you FAT!  Afro


    Maybe make people gain weight only when they tell a lie  Cheesy
    So if you spot a fatso, you know he's been eating telling Porky Pies! LOL
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #16 - January 08, 2010, 04:00 PM
     Cheesy  I like your style RIBS, means my love handles only say I lie sometimes, little tiny white lies.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #17 - January 08, 2010, 04:03 PM

    I would make it so that we don't have to spend so much of our lives sleeping. I would make it so we only need say maximum two hours sleep a day to be fully rejuvenated.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #18 - January 08, 2010, 04:05 PM
    Billy, you can actually train the body to do that.  Obviously it would be wonderful if that was the way things were naturally, but you can actually train your body to live on 6 short 30min naps broken up into 4 hourly slots.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #19 - January 08, 2010, 04:12 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 11:32 AM
    I think we should have been able to lay eggs lol so easy, father and mother take turns keeping the egg warm, and in this day of technology we'd have equipment to do the job instead.

    Not only that but why not make getting pregnant a choice, ie when the time comes that the woman is ready for a child, only then would she send a signal through her body choosing the moment of conception.  Why make it so that everytime is a risk?




    HEAR! HEAR!  Afro
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #20 - January 08, 2010, 04:18 PM
    Quote from: Nour on January 08, 2010, 04:12 PM
    HEAR! HEAR!  Afro


    Yeah, my wife loved the idea!  Afro

    You see I am trying to make a point that we are obviously not designed intelligently! We just evolved to the easiest possible form to make us survive and not designed at all!
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #21 - January 08, 2010, 04:28 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 04:05 PM
    Billy, you can actually train the body to do that.  Obviously it would be wonderful if that was the way things were naturally, but you can actually train your body to live on 6 short 30min naps broken up into 4 hourly slots.


    I've tried something like that, I just feel sleep-drunk in the daytime. So long sleeping, imagine what we could be doing with our days instead.

    Would anyone like a tail? They look quite smart sometimes.



     


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #22 - January 08, 2010, 05:06 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on January 08, 2010, 11:20 AM
    So if you were to design a better way of giving birth to a baby, how would you design it?


    I would be capable of impregnating several women in the traditional manner, but the kids would miraculously appear outside the womb a day later. They would be born toilet trained, capable of speech, reading, and walking, and without finicky eating habits. They would also each be born with a small trust fund capable of sustaining their basic expenses up to the age of 18.

    Also, all my kids would be perfect physical and mental specimens, of course.

    Quote from: Kafirist on January 08, 2010, 03:28 PM
    I would have a bigger penis.



    Not that I'm small or anything....  whistling2


    I don't think you needed to add that second part. I think ALL guys want a bigger penis. I'd suspect that even guys with 10 inch cocks fantasize about having a 12 inch cock. Just part of being a dude-- kinda like how most white women want to be thinner and more toned even if they already have a hot body.

    I'm also reminded of this:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31396
    fuck you
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #23 - January 08, 2010, 05:10 PM
     Cheesy  Love the onion link.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #24 - January 08, 2010, 05:14 PM
    "Ask me about my huge cock"  Cheesy

    This will be my newest custom t shirt.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #25 - January 08, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Love the Onion:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR2MQ8VGgd0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH8owcMHc34


    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #26 - January 08, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Quote from: Kafirist on January 08, 2010, 05:14 PM
    "Ask me about my huge cock"  Cheesy

    This will be my newest custom t shirt.



    Truthfully men who boast or seem overly packing in their jeans, usually make me think there is a lie in there somewhere.

    Heck, I even had a man send me a pic of his, and if it was real that OH MY GOD  mysmilie_977 , but as soon as I saw it, I assumed some photoshop had been used and stopped replying to him.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #27 - January 08, 2010, 05:20 PM
    Ok ok... if i were god, women would have a tube to lay slimy eggs.
    Those eggs would open up when random animals walk nearby and...

    FACEHUGGERS out of nowhere!!!!!

    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #28 - January 08, 2010, 05:21 PM
    vomit   You are a false god.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #29 - January 08, 2010, 05:23 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on January 08, 2010, 05:06 PM
    I don't think you needed to add that second part. I think ALL guys want a bigger penis. I'd suspect that even guys with 10 inch cocks fantasize about having a 12 inch cock. Just part of being a dude-- kinda like how most white women want to be thinner and more toned even if they already have a hot body.

    Ah, not true.
    Many men are obsessed about having their penis size ridiculed, google up "small penis humiliation".

    Having a giant tool would totally screw up their fantasies :\
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
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