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 Topic: Let's Play God!

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  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #30 - January 08, 2010, 05:24 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:21 PM
    vomit   You are a false god.

    But but... you women would have corrosive blood in your veins too.
    That's kick ass! I am a true god!
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #31 - January 08, 2010, 05:24 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Truthfully men who boast or seem overly packing in their jeans, usually make me think there is a lie in there somewhere.

    Heck, I even had a man send me a pic of his, and if it was real that OH MY GOD  mysmilie_977 , but as soon as I saw it, I assumed some photoshop had been used and stopped replying to him.




    Yeah its dumb, I just pretend to be black. Works 4 me.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #32 - January 08, 2010, 05:27 PM
    Quote from: Kafirist on January 08, 2010, 05:24 PM
    Yeah its dumb, I just pretend to be black. Works 4 me.


    Smallest penis I ever saw belonged to a black guy, what a myth lol.

    Quote from: Tlaloc on January 08, 2010, 05:24 PM
    But but... you women would have corrosive blood in your veins too.
    That's kick ass! I am a true god!


    Not on this planet.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #33 - January 08, 2010, 05:27 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on January 08, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Love the Onion:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR2MQ8VGgd0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH8owcMHc34



    Those are hilarious! Especially the Hillary Clinton one.

    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Truthfully men who boast or seem overly packing in their jeans, usually make me think there is a lie in there somewhere.

    Heck, I even had a man send me a pic of his, and if it was real that OH MY GOD  mysmilie_977 , but as soon as I saw it, I assumed some photoshop had been used and stopped replying to him.


    You really think guys do that kind of stuff? I mean, I always wondered about that. If some guy is stuffing his jeans or bragging about a huge cock he doesn't have, well, how does he justify it when and if he he's getting ready to have sex with a chick and it's obvious he lied? Isn't there a big risk the woman will be disappointed and make it known somehow?

    Quote from: Tlaloc on January 08, 2010, 05:23 PM
    Ah, not true.
    Many men are obsessed about having their penis size ridiculed, google up "small penis humiliation".

    Having a giant tool would totally screw up their fantasies :\


    Huh?
    fuck you
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #34 - January 08, 2010, 05:32 PM
    Ok I'll reformulate.

    A lot of men exist that get super horny at the mere thought of a woman loling @ their small cocks

    Having a larger penis would kinda spoil their kink :S
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #35 - January 08, 2010, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Truthfully men who boast or seem overly packing in their jeans, usually make me think there is a lie in there somewhere.

    Heck, I even had a man send me a pic of his, and if it was real that OH MY GOD  mysmilie_977 , but as soon as I saw it, I assumed some photoshop had been used and stopped replying to him.





    How do you photo-shop them I mean really if there is a ruler next to them or a house-hold object, like err say for example a CD?
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  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #36 - January 08, 2010, 05:34 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on January 08, 2010, 05:27 PM


    You really think guys do that kind of stuff? I mean, I always wondered about that. If some guy is stuffing his jeans or bragging about a huge cock he doesn't have, well, how does he justify it when and if he he's getting ready to have sex with a chick and it's obvious he lied? Isn't there a big risk the woman will be disappointed and make it known somehow?




    Padded bras for women, or padded panties to make you butt look bigger:



    So yeah, I think men are capable of stuffing and dealing with the fall out.  Wink
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #37 - January 08, 2010, 05:35 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on January 08, 2010, 05:20 PM
    Ok ok... if i were god, women would have a tube to lay slimy eggs.
    Those eggs would open up when random animals walk nearby and...

    FACEHUGGERS out of nowhere!!!!!

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Nah too much. Just design them without vocal cords...
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #38 - January 08, 2010, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:34 PM
    or padded panties to make you butt look bigger:

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Blasphemy! This is outrageous really.  finmad

    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #39 - January 08, 2010, 05:37 PM
    I have to try to hide my cock which is just strange or it seems like I am packing something down there, I am skinny and my cock is rather large proportional to my body and I wear really tight attire, seldom with underwear, and you can see the bulge, and that is when it is flaccid, imagine if I had a HUGE erection.   
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  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #40 - January 08, 2010, 05:39 PM
    Not many places in the UK do full-body fishnets. Women look so hot in them.
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  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #41 - January 08, 2010, 05:40 PM
    Quote from: ras111 on January 08, 2010, 05:35 PM
    Nah too much. Just design them without vocal cords...

    Wtf, why! I like communicative women :S
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #42 - January 08, 2010, 05:41 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on January 08, 2010, 05:32 PM
    Ok I'll reformulate.

    A lot of men exist that get super horny at the mere thought of a woman loling @ their small cocks

    Having a larger penis would kinda spoil their kink :S


    Ah, now I got ya-- I can't imagine that's a very large portion of the population, however.

    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:34 PM
    Padded bras for women, or padded panties to make you butt look bigger:

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    So yeah, I think men are capable of stuffing and dealing with the fall out.  Wink


    Yeah, I suppose so, but I'd be too ashamed of lying about some shit like that only to be exposed as a fraud. And push-up bras are one thing, but I'm not sure I would react too kindly to undressing a woman and finding a padded bra/panties. I'd find that a huge turnoff-- not because I find small breasts a huge turnoff, but I'd just be freaked out someone padded their bra, ya know? Push-ups are okay, because you can pretty much tell when someone's wearing one, so it's not the same level of deception.
    fuck you
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #43 - January 08, 2010, 05:41 PM
    Quote from: Kafirist on January 08, 2010, 05:36 PM
    Blasphemy! This is outrageous really.  finmad




    Hey, I was shocked too.  I was trying to find some nice jeans, I type in butt jeans, and I found butt padded panties.   mysmilie_977
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #44 - January 08, 2010, 05:42 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on January 08, 2010, 05:41 PM
    Ah, now I got ya-- I can't imagine that's a very large portion of the population, however.

    Yeah, I suppose so, but I'd be too ashamed of lying about some shit like that only to be exposed as a fraud. And push-up bras are one thing, but I'm not sure I would react too kindly to undressing a woman and finding a padded bra/panties. I'd find that a huge turnoff-- not because I find small breasts a huge turnoff, but I'd just be freaked out someone padded their bra, ya know? Push-ups are okay, because you can pretty much tell when someone's wearing one, so it's not the same level of deception.


    My padded bras will go, when my tiny boobs go  Cheesy lol and that's not for 12 months of intense of saving.   But I am verbal, I always say upfront that my bra is padded, I don't want to be a disappointment with the lie.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #45 - January 08, 2010, 05:44 PM
    I can understand boob lies, dick lies, but not ass lies. Ass is a must for me, it is the holy grail. Boobs are luxuries and optionals. I'm sure the Quran has a verse against ass-padding, even god hates it.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #46 - January 08, 2010, 05:46 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:42 PM
    My padded bras will go, when my tiny boobs go  Cheesy lol and that's not for 12 months of intense of saving.   But I am verbal, I always say upfront that my bra is padded, I don't want to be a disappointment with the lie.


    Okay, but obviously you're able to do that and get away with it. I can't imagine walking into a bar with some stuffed tight jeans, meeting a nice girl, making out with her a little bit, then telling her "By the way, that's a cucumber in my pants". I can't see that ending well at all.
    fuck you
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #47 - January 08, 2010, 05:53 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:42 PM
    My padded bras will go, when my tiny boobs go  Cheesy lol and that's not for 12 months of intense of saving.   But I am verbal, I always say upfront that my bra is padded, I don't want to be a disappointment with the lie.


    I have a friend of mine who likes small boobs..
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #48 - January 08, 2010, 06:00 PM
    A lot of guys do, actually. Most guys prefer big gozangas of course, but there is a not insignificant minority of men who prefer smaller breasts. Although I generally prefer bigger ones, small ones can be really nice on the right girl. And when women start getting older, the ones with small ones are often better off than the ones with the naturally big ones. Some women with large breasts really start droopin bad even by their early 20s. A lot of big boobs look a hell of a lot better with a shirt on than nekkid, and most women with small breasts don't have to worry about that. So there is definitely an advantage to having smaller breasts.
    fuck you
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #49 - January 08, 2010, 06:07 PM
    Yay to the advantages, boo to the ban on a soap tit wank.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #50 - January 08, 2010, 06:27 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on January 08, 2010, 05:06 PM
    I'm also reminded of this:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31396


    Quote
    Overweight and balding Ira Groff, 37, is unsure how to get the word out about his 11-inch penis. "In theory, I could fumble around in my wallet for something and then?whoops!?an extra-large condom falls out," the acne-scarred Groff said Monday. "But that would come off as staged." Groff has also pondered wearing tighter pants, leaving penile-reduction-surgery brochures around his workspace, or sporting a button that reads, "Ask Me About My Huge Cock."


     Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #51 - January 08, 2010, 06:44 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Truthfully men who boast or seem overly packing in their jeans, usually make me think there is a lie in there somewhere.


    LOL.... another joke I remembered.

    A guy named Joe was having a difficult time dating girls and was complaining to his flamboyant playboy friend of his, especially since it was summer time and all the hot chicks were on the beach in Bikinis. Joe said to his friend who was never short of girls around him, what do you do to get all these hot babes around you all the time? Please tip me!

    The playboy told Joe his secret. He said to him: simple, I just pack a potato in my swimming shorts and the girls seems to like the view and they swarm around me.

    The next morning Joe decided to have a go and try the potato trick. He packed a large potato and went for a walk on the beach expecting every girl to drool and just follow him. However, what happened was that every one on the beach that he passed by (both boys and girls) would just look and give him a very foul look and say Eiwwww! Or Grosss! Or Shame on you! Some even ran away and avoided his path!

    Puzzled, Joe went strait to his friend complaining that his tip did not work!

    As soon as his friend heard his complaints, he laughed at him and said: but I never said you put that potato in your backside?
    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #52 - January 08, 2010, 08:13 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on January 08, 2010, 05:33 PM

    How do you photo-shop them I mean really if there is a ruler next to them or a house-hold object, like err say for example a CD?


    With photoshop you literally play God and create new species!





    ...
  • Re: Let's Play God!
     Reply #53 - January 08, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 08, 2010, 05:34 PM
    Padded bras for women, or padded panties to make you butt look bigger:

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    "Does my butt look big in this?"  wacko
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
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