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I agree with you Debunker. I treat my slave with respect. I got her from a battle against muslims.
WRONG.... Muslims did NOT adopt *T'aziz*... read about it in one of my previous posts.
I didn't fight though but my friend gave captured her and gave her to me. I feed her and clothe her. And the sex is amazing. Well I think so at least. I make her brush the bathroom with a tooth brush (like I always tell her cleanliness is next to Godliness), I would make her brush her teeth with it but that would be cruel. She says she doesn't want become a Muslim :( So I can't free her.
Make up your mind, was she a Muslim or not?
Is it not amazing this wonderful world? I love that Allah has made the Earth flat. It would be hard to be able to stand in one spot, if it was all crooked, I mean there are slopes, and hills, but if you stand on the same spot, it's flat. That's what I get when I read the earth farasha al arz. Spread the earth like a carpet.
Yeah, traveling in hills is very very convenient too, quite easy and enjoyable.
I love the sun, and the moon, following their own courses, setting and rising. God created sunsets and sunrises for us to enjoy his creation.
ok.
And the earth that was split asunder from the heaven.
Aha.
I love Jinns. The good ones. I can't see them. But they are there, I feel their presence.
You do? That would be a scary feeling.
I also pray that Allah keeps me safe from the Witches that blow on ropes. Instead of telling me they can't do no harm, because black magic does not actually work,
I know nothing about the dangers of black magic. Anyway, you worry too much.
Allah gives me a verse that makes me feel safe against them and also protects me from he who whispers in my chest. That's where my brain is.
Great! So you don't have a black heart!
I love Adam and Eve. My father, and mother. And your father, and mother. And my slave's father, and mother. But I try not think about this because the Iblis makes me think of incest, and incest is haram.
Iblis? He's not contributing to the thread anymore.
I love houris. Rivers of milk and honey. It's like when we are in heaven we will have Escalade and rivers of Snapple. At least that's what I would like to have. And I love those young boys that walk around serving us.
nice, and you can actually have whatever you want.
I love Prophet Mohammad. he is the Best example and one to follow, a mercy to all kind. I am glad there are so many examples of his behavior in the Quran so I know how to behave.
I can't wait to get married. I think one should marry early. So I'm currently going to ask my friend to let me marry his daughter, she is 6. But don't worry I will only have sex with her when she runs her courses. My friend says that will happen in 4-5 years. I can't wait!
well, don't wait for too long.
I love the stories in the Quran. Like Noah's Ark, the she-camel, the Exodus. I will read these stories to my children at night. But if they get nightmares when I tell them of the parts where God destroys the entire city I will tell him don't worry. If we lived back then you would be safe with me, because I would be with the Prophets. When they ask me what about our friends, if they're parents don't believe the Parents? I tell them they will go to heaven of course. And have houris. And rivers of milk and honey. And they can play with the young boys serving us. If they tell me where on Earth these happend I will be able to point to a geographic location and a time in History and they ask me oh yeah daddy let's not go on vacation to Disney World. Let's go to these places. When they tell me Daddy, I want to see Noah's Ark in the museum. Where is it? I tell them..
no, no, no, you're wrong there's almost no description of geographical locations in the Quran... you might want to check the Bible for shared stories, though... happy vacationing!
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