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  • Talking Muhammad
     OP - January 11, 2010, 10:25 AM
    I'm not sure if anyone's ever posted these YouTube videos before,  but they're quite well done:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Tnnu2U0IU


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_J_0XEG-ew
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #1 - January 11, 2010, 10:46 AM
    how did the video maker make the faces move?  Someone should have a go at this, might do a video on the quranic challenge, manmade@noon verse if its easy
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #2 - January 11, 2010, 02:50 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 11, 2010, 10:46 AM
    how did the video maker make the faces move?  Someone should have a go at this, might do a video on the quranic challenge, manmade@noon verse if its easy


    Crazy talk!

    http://www.reallusion.com/crazytalk/
    ...
  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #3 - January 11, 2010, 04:29 PM
    thanks - looks like the trial version doesnt allow you to save it  Cry so no good if i want to use it with a mullah reading the manmade@noon verse
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #4 - January 11, 2010, 04:54 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 11, 2010, 04:29 PM
    thanks - looks like the trial version doesnt allow you to save it  Cry so no good if i want to use it with a mullah reading the manmade@noon verse

    One word. Piracy!
    Just google 'Crazy Talk 6 torrent' or 'Crazy Talk 6 Rapidshare/Megaupload' if you prefer that.
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #5 - January 11, 2010, 05:07 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 11, 2010, 10:46 AM
    how did the video maker make the faces move?  Someone should have a go at this, might do a video on the quranic challenge, manmade@noon verse if its easy


    Looks like a lot of photoshop to create the frames and then flash to put it all together.
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #6 - January 11, 2010, 05:31 PM
    Quote from: Infidel on January 11, 2010, 04:54 PM
    One word. Piracy!
    Just google 'Crazy Talk 6 torrent' or 'Crazy Talk 6 Rapidshare/Megaupload' if you prefer that.

    Good point, but of course i would never do something like that.  Astagfirullah.  I wonder whether if they have any mullah avatars to read the translations?  Might even try a mock arab accent to make it even more authentic. On seconds thoughts better not..
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #7 - January 11, 2010, 06:15 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 11, 2010, 05:31 PM
    Good point, but of course i would never do something like that.  Astagfirullah.

    Speaking of which, are there any fatwas against piracy? The Muslim world seems to be filled with pirated CDs and software, and it seems that the laws against piracy are either utterly ignored or they simply don't exist.
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #8 - January 11, 2010, 06:18 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 11, 2010, 05:31 PM
    Good point, but of course i would never do something like that.  Astagfirullah.  I wonder whether if they have any mullah avatars to read the translations?  Might even try a mock arab accent to make it even more authentic. On seconds thoughts better not..


    They are not using any new 3d software. They are manipulating existing paintings. It's all labour intensive photoshop work.

    What pic would you be thinking of using? It would work best on a painting, so the photoshop work doesn't look so out of place.
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #9 - January 11, 2010, 07:49 PM
    Will it be easier with something like this:

    here's the script so far for the duracell battery quranic challenge (produce another verse like it)...

    Surat al MadebyManat Noon

    1.    Verily, this book is unlike any other
    2.    A clear message for those willing to believe.
    3.    And have we not told you the story of Khidr?
    4.    Verily, he was wise and Luqman and Bulayman as well.
    5.    O Prophet!  Tell your women to stay in the homes
    6.    For verily, it is better for them, if only they knew.
    7.    And that they should not create undue attention
    8.    with laughter and talk.
    9.    And what is like the stars? Shall I strike you a similitude?
    10.    For the stars are the signs of my mercy and greatness,
    11.    and they bow to me in worship
    12.    but remember if her husband dies without issue then half his estate goes to his brothers
    13.    and her testimony is equal to that of half a man
    14.    For you shall have fear of the lord and remember well
    15.    his benevolence.  For verily, Allah is all knowing, and all seeing.
    16.    And those who have patience and who fast gave in to the way of the lord,
    17.    verily, they shall eat grapes on reclining chairs for ever and ever.
    18.    But those whose hearts Allah hath hardened,
    19.    verily, their faces shall be darkened by molten lead and shall
    20.    drink boiling sulphur as an everlasting torment, though they cry
    21.    'Our lord!  We would have believed if you had shown us evidence!'
    22.    But verily, I did show them but it's too late for them now.  
    23.    Lo, did I not present them with this passage which is clear?

    I only use windows move maker to make my youtube vids - any help, ideas, improvements will be well received  Afro
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #10 - January 11, 2010, 08:21 PM
    What is that? The condensed Quran?
    Yes a line drawing would be easiest to turn into an animation. Is that OBL?
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #11 - January 11, 2010, 08:25 PM
    Manat put together a verse in response to the popular challenge by muslims to produce another verse like the quran, which i revised a little.  What is OBL?
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #12 - January 11, 2010, 08:27 PM
    Can you record it and send it to me? I think I have Crazy talk somewhere on my old computer.
    ...
  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #13 - January 11, 2010, 08:35 PM
    That would be cool - will try and get you the mp3 this week by uploading it here or on a hosting site.. it would look even more authentic with some arabic subtitles too, if anyone is able to translate the verse ..
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #14 - January 11, 2010, 08:39 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 11, 2010, 08:25 PM
    What is OBL?


    the mullah.jpg
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #15 - January 11, 2010, 08:41 PM
    dunno
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #16 - January 11, 2010, 08:53 PM
    It is crazytalk.
    Very cool.
    would work good with any face
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tN2EVtikCg
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #17 - January 11, 2010, 09:07 PM
    how cool is that!
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #18 - January 11, 2010, 09:32 PM
    LOL!  I LOVE the 2nd vid!

    Praise be to myself!  Cheesy
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #19 - January 11, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Ive done a google translate on the verse:

    this is the arabic version, can arabic speakers check and correct any errors, pretty please?

    سورة MadebyManat الظهر
    1. حقا ، وهذا الكتاب هو كأي
    2. رسالة واضحة للراغبين في الاعتقاد.
    3. ولقد قلت لكم اننا لا قصة الخضر؟
    4. حقا ، كان لقمان الحكيم ووBulayman كذلك.
    5. يا أيها النبي! تخبر المرأة على البقاء في منازلهم
    6. لحقا ، وأنه من الأفضل بالنسبة لهم ، إلا إذا كانوا يعلمون.
    7. وأنه لا ينبغي خلق اهتمام لا لزوم لها
    8. مع الضحك والكلام.
    9. وما هو مثل النجوم؟ سأقدم لك والإضراب المشابهة؟
    10. لالنجوم هي علامات بلدي الرحمة والعظمة ،
    11. وأنها ترضخ لللي في العبادة
    12. ولكن تذكر عند وفاة زوجها دون أن المسألة ثم نصف تركته يذهب إلى إخوته
    13. وشهادتها هي مساوية لنصف رجل
    14. بالنسبة لك ويكون الخوف من الرب وأتذكر جيدا
    15. له الخير. لحقا ، والله هو السميع العليم ، ونراه جميعا.
    16. وأولئك الذين لديهم الصبر والسريع الذي قدم في لطريق الرب ،
    17. حقا ، يجب يأكلون العنب مستلق على الكراسي إلى أبد الآبدين.
    18. ولكن قلوبهم الله هاث صلابة ،
    19. حقا ، يجب أن تكون مظلمة وجوههم من الرصاص المنصهر وسوف
    20. شرب مغلي الكبريت باعتباره العذاب الأبدي ، على الرغم من انها صرخة
    21. 'ربنا! سيكون لدينا يعتقد إذا كنت قد بينت لنا الأدلة!
    22. لكن حقا ، أنا لم تظهر لهم ولكن كان الوقت قد فات بالنسبة لهم الآن.
    23. هوذا أنا لم يكن يقدم لهم هذا الممر الذي هو واضح؟

     Cheesy
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #20 - January 11, 2010, 10:50 PM
    Photo altered to change change sikh style beard to musalmann fist length beard.  Marshallah.

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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #21 - January 11, 2010, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 11, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Ive done a google translate on the verse:

    this is the arabic version, can arabic speakers check and correct any errors, pretty please?

    سورة MadebyManat الظهر
    1. حقا ، وهذا الكتاب هو كأي
    2. رسالة واضحة للراغبين في الاعتقاد.
    3. ولقد قلت لكم اننا لا قصة الخضر؟
    4. حقا ، كان لقمان الحكيم ووBulayman كذلك.
    5. يا أيها النبي! تخبر المرأة على البقاء في منازلهم
    6. لحقا ، وأنه من الأفضل بالنسبة لهم ، إلا إذا كانوا يعلمون.
    7. وأنه لا ينبغي خلق اهتمام لا لزوم لها
    8. مع الضحك والكلام.
    9. وما هو مثل النجوم؟ سأقدم لك والإضراب المشابهة؟
    10. لالنجوم هي علامات بلدي الرحمة والعظمة ،
    11. وأنها ترضخ لللي في العبادة
    12. ولكن تذكر عند وفاة زوجها دون أن المسألة ثم نصف تركته يذهب إلى إخوته
    13. وشهادتها هي مساوية لنصف رجل
    14. بالنسبة لك ويكون الخوف من الرب وأتذكر جيدا
    15. له الخير. لحقا ، والله هو السميع العليم ، ونراه جميعا.
    16. وأولئك الذين لديهم الصبر والسريع الذي قدم في لطريق الرب ،
    17. حقا ، يجب يأكلون العنب مستلق على الكراسي إلى أبد الآبدين.
    18. ولكن قلوبهم الله هاث صلابة ،
    19. حقا ، يجب أن تكون مظلمة وجوههم من الرصاص المنصهر وسوف
    20. شرب مغلي الكبريت باعتباره العذاب الأبدي ، على الرغم من انها صرخة
    21. 'ربنا! سيكون لدينا يعتقد إذا كنت قد بينت لنا الأدلة!
    22. لكن حقا ، أنا لم تظهر لهم ولكن كان الوقت قد فات بالنسبة لهم الآن.
    23. هوذا أنا لم يكن يقدم لهم هذا الممر الذي هو واضح؟

     Cheesy

    You realize you could do a better job by typing randomly into an Arabic keyboard than to rely on Google Translator.

    But seriously, the translations sucks.
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #22 - January 11, 2010, 10:53 PM
    I dont know any arabic unfortuantely :(  Could you correct it for me?
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #23 - January 12, 2010, 10:12 AM
    Quote from: Infidel on January 11, 2010, 06:15 PM
    Speaking of which, are there any fatwas against piracy? The Muslim world seems to be filled with pirated CDs and software, and it seems that the laws against piracy are either utterly ignored or they simply don't exist.


    We don't need a fatwa for that. Isn't piracy theft? And theft is forbidden. So Piracy is haram?
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  • Re: Talking Muhammad
     Reply #24 - January 18, 2010, 04:06 AM
    Topic split and merged here: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=6681.160
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