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Topic: This has got to be a pisstake

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This has got to be a pisstake
OP - January 14, 2010, 07:59 PM

when you see it youll shit bricks , and probably piss yourself as well

hint > scroll down a bit
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0805470859/?tag=buzz0f-20

According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
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Re: This has got to be a pisstake
Reply #1 - January 14, 2010, 08:18 PM

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My boyfriend suggested we purchase these to spice up our activities in the bedroom. However they are extremely dry and itchy.... we tried using astroglide to loosen things up but it ending up forming some sort of terrible paste in a terrible place. Perhaps I'm missing the fun in them, any advice?

erm wtf?
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Re: This has got to be a pisstake
Reply #2 - January 14, 2010, 08:34 PM

another hint : People who bought this product also bought ...............

According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
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Re: This has got to be a pisstake
Reply #3 - January 14, 2010, 08:37 PM

* Communion Bread

In Stock.
Ships from and sold by Amazon.com.
Eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over $25. Details

Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought
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Communion Cups
5.0 out of 5 stars (1) $21.50
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Communion Wafer 1 1 / 8 Inch Diameter
$7.95
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Communion Bread
$8.49
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Astroglide Personal Lubricant, 5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2)
4.2 out of 5 stars (12) $15.59
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Dake Annotated Reference Bible-KJV by Dake Publishing
3.7 out of 5 stars (87) $28.37
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Life with God: Reading the Bible for Spiritual... by Richard Foster
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According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
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Re: This has got to be a pisstake
Reply #4 - January 14, 2010, 08:45 PM

Tags: cannibalism, church materials, altar boy, astroglide
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Re: This has got to be a pisstake
Reply #5 - January 14, 2010, 08:46 PM

lol Brilliant.

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Re: This has got to be a pisstake
Reply #6 - January 14, 2010, 08:48 PM

My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
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Re: This has got to be a pisstake
Reply #7 - January 14, 2010, 09:36 PM

I bought a box of these lovely communion wafers, and the lord is tasting a little stale. You might want to check the date on that lord, or to cover up the taste I recommend using Astroglide Personal Lubricant, Sensual Strawberry, 5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2). Not only does it help with the swallowing process, it also adds some flavor.

Yep I guess that lube is used to get the body of the Saviour into one's mouth more quickly...

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