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  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #30 - January 16, 2010, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 16, 2010, 05:36 PM
    so where do you get it from?  behind shop counters?

    5 star hotels, some very rare licensed dealers (who are non-muslim) or just via the black market if you have a connection...its damn easy.
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #31 - January 16, 2010, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 16, 2010, 05:36 PM
    so where do you get it from?  behind shop counters?


    There are many liquor stores but they run by different names. Like there's this place that says "KOREAN FOOD" but it's actually a liquor store..  Cheesy
    If you're so devout, how come I am not dead?
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #32 - January 16, 2010, 05:42 PM
    Quote from: taraC on January 16, 2010, 05:38 PM
    There are many liquor stores but they run by different names. Like there's this place that says "KOREAN FOOD" but it's actually a liquor store..  Cheesy

    how come the authorities havent inervened?  do they display the beer cans openly?
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  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #33 - January 16, 2010, 05:42 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 16, 2010, 05:42 PM
    how come the authorities havent inervened?  do they display the beer cans openly?


    Theres nothing money can't buy here. They simply just bribe the authorities.
    If you're so devout, how come I am not dead?
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #34 - January 16, 2010, 05:43 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 16, 2010, 05:42 PM
    how come the authorities havent inervened?  do they display the beer cans openly?

    all you need to know are the right people and the right places. not that difficult. authorities get a share of the slice from the black market.
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #35 - January 16, 2010, 05:44 PM
    what a load of behsharrams.

    how do these people justfy god out of the equation, i bet they genuinely believe?
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  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #36 - January 16, 2010, 05:46 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 16, 2010, 05:44 PM
    what a load of behsharrams.

    how do these people justfy god out of the equation, i bet they genuinely believe?


    Well, the cops here barely make enough to feed their families so bribes are necessary for them so they don't starve.  This is how they justify.
    If you're so devout, how come I am not dead?
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #37 - January 16, 2010, 05:48 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 16, 2010, 05:44 PM
    what a load of behsharrams.

    how do these people justfy god out of the equation, i bet they genuinely believe?

    The most religious of people in their mid ages in public, the more they cheat and fraud.

    Difference is, they think by saying Allah Allah, hurrying to Jumma prayers, doing Etikaf during Ramazan, and attending the fucking Tableeghi Jamaat ijtema once a few years in Raiwind, having a Naat sung by Owais Raza Qadri as a cellphone ringtone, Allah will forgive their sins.

    I sympathise with the cops though, they need whatever income they can get.
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #38 - January 16, 2010, 07:11 PM



    Fuckin hell...  You're quite lucky in Lahore...  I'll pay it a visit someday...
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #39 - January 16, 2010, 07:12 PM
    ^^ That's NOTHING!  Cheesy  Wink
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #40 - January 16, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Any tips you can offer an Italian looking, white agnostic guy from a Roman Catholic background?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #41 - January 16, 2010, 07:30 PM
    Quote from: ras111 on January 16, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Any tips you can offer an Italian looking, white agnostic guy from a Roman Catholic background?

    I should be the one asking you for tips  Cheesy
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #42 - January 16, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Quote from: ras111 on January 16, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Any tips you can offer an Italian looking, white agnostic guy from a Roman Catholic background?

    Repeat after me  ..  there is only one god, and muhammed is his messe.....
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  • Re: This is brilliant!
     Reply #43 - January 23, 2010, 06:49 AM
    man i love this article!
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
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